Chapter 9
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"Alright, listen up!" called Alana, clapping her hands together.
"The situation has gotten a little sticky" said Brandon sheepishly.
"What do you mean?" asked Keith curiously.
"Well... I underestimated just how many people liked Arthur..." Mumbled Alana.
"You underestimated Arthur's cuteness factor" advised Leon.
"Well...That's true, creepy you were the one to mention it, but true." Shrugged Alana.
"It's Leon, when is he not creepy?" snorted Keith.
"Oh? Says the koala obsessed freak who calls dad, mum!" snarled Leon back.
"Boys..." warned Alana.
"Sorry Auntie North" they chimed but glared at each other when she looked away.
"Anyways... We do have a serious problem I didn't factor into the equation-"
"What Alana is trying to say is that everybody wants to bone Arthur but we don't think any of them want a committed relationship...Holy shit. I just mentioned Arthur and sex in the same sentence. Kill me."
"Gladly" said Leon darkly.
"Err..." Alana shifted uncomfortably at the dark aura surrounding Leon.
"Yeah, I think that's our queue to leave, later boys" blurted Brandon, grabbing Alana's arm and making a break for it.
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1 hour later.
Leon is napping peacefully on one couch while the twins take another and Matthew sits in an arm chair, unnoticed.
"Actually..." said Kyle thoughtfully.
"What?" asked Keith.
"I just had an idea..."
"Oh?"
"Yeah, lets find out which of the... Candidates is serious about Mum and make sure the others don't interfere."
"That's awesome! Kyle you're a genius"
"Yup, grab your bat and let's go!"
"...Oh dear." mumbled Matthew scratching his head.
"You're coming too Mattie!" cheered Keith and Matthew followed diligently, wondering just what he had gotten himself into.
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Ring Ring Ring.
"Ugh...Arthur turn off your stupid phone!" whined Joao, tossing a pillow at the brit.
"Not happening" chuckled Arthur, reaching for the phone and frowning at the person calling him.
"Who is it?" asked Joao, resting his head in his hands.
"Matthew, shush."
"I'm shushing, I'm shushing!" giggled Joao.
"Matthew" said Arthur confused.
"Arthur, oh God Arthur the twins are loose! Code red! Code red! Hurry over here, we are in papa's room!"
"Alright, calm down. I'll be right over" said Arthur sternly.
"What's happened?" asked Joao with a frown.
"Twins are loose, code red. This is the last thing I need" grumbled Arthur, grabbing his jacket and slipping on his black converse.
"Wait, you cant go out looking like this!" hissed Joao.
"Oh shit, you're right. They'll take the mickey out of me- damnit. I'm going to have to risk it" mumbled Arthur, already halfway through the door.
"Arthur that's not what I-"
The door slammed shut and Joao sighed heavily.
"They're going to eat him alive." he muttered, grabbing his phone and waiting for Arthur's panic.
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Arthur surprisingly didn't encounter anyone in the hallways and managed to reach France's room without a problem but the real trouble lay within.
Matthew was pacing impatiently in front of the door. When he saw Arthur, he stopped and stared.
"Matthew, status report" he ordered. Matthew recovered from his shock and stuttered out a reply.
"K-kyle made a plan a-and he and Keith decided to interrogate the candidates and things got out of hand!" I d-don't know what's going on in there"
"Alright lad, go wait in my room. Ask Joao to make a cup of tea to calm your nerves. I'll go sort this out." He patted Matthew's shoulder comfortingly then burst into the room.
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"Alright idiots, what damage have you caused this time?" he barked and the twins froze.
Francis was tied to a chair and the twins were interrogating him, that much was plain to see. France did a double take when he saw Arthur.
"Mum!" said Keith sheepishly.
"Arthur, come to do clean up I see" mused Francis, practically lounging in the chair.
"Sorry for the rough treatment, they aren't exactly the best at communication" Said Arthur unamused, untying Francis and gripping Kyle's shoulder, hard.
"Ah, I see..." Francis was totally staring at Arthur's arse.
"Damn Mum, you look hot!" grinned Keith.
Arthur scowled and blew a loose strand out of his face. He wore ripped black skinny jeans, a black tank with a silver skull on the front and a loose emerald gem necklace.
"Don't change the subject! What the hell was this even about anyway?"
"Uhh... Have you ever heard of what you don't know cant hurt you?"
"Keith..."
"Fine! Everybody wants to sleep with you!"
"WHAT!"
"Ohhohohon~ Mon petite lapin, I'll have to pay closer attention to your histoires d'amour!" (Love affairs)
"Oh God, this is just bloody brilliant. By everyone you mean-"
"Kiku, Alfred, Yao but you already knew THAT one, Ivan he's one kinky bastard, Ludwig, Feliciano uh..." Kyle paused thoughtfully.
"Antoine and Gilbert beamed France.
"Yeah Basch,Den oh Vlad too. Egypt and Greece are a maybe, I cant read 'em." Finished Keith.
"Great! So it's the whole bloody world, wonderful!"
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