AN: Needless to say, he's been a bit better about not blindly grabbing at shattered beakers. Now, if only I can get him to go to bed before three AM…
SwordStitcher-He knows nothing of sadism. Not anymore. Muahaha! Drama queen. Yup. But mad cackling aside, his screams were beautiful. I never would have known his voice could go so high.
Jasmine Scarthing-Some people have movie nights, we have 'okay, does that need stitches or will a Band-Aid do?' nights. More often than not, it needs stitches. Unless we have superglue.
Just-Me-and-My-Brain-Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious! What was that? Remember when Harley wanted to watch Mary Poppins, and you made me watch it instead? Yes... The songs were catchy.
CHRIST!
Broken glass. He should have gotten a towel to pick it up, but…fine. He mostly tried to grab it to prove to Kitty that he doesn't need a towel to pick up something as common as broken glass. He's cut his fingers more often that way…
Eh. It's just a little cut. It's stopped bleeding now.
There's another white shirt to the rag pile.
He'll just find a Band-Aid and continue what he was doing. She'll never know. He'll just say he burned himself or something, if she notices.
Band-Aids, Band-Aids…hm. Gauze, superglue, duct tape, needle and thread…Band-Aids!
Really?
Oh, come on!
There is one box of Band-Aids in the first aid kit. And of all the cutesy designs they could have on them, it's…the Batman.
I'll use a towel from now on, I swear!
Superglue it shut.
He goes to try that, but the cap won't come off. Typical-it's glued on. Superglue really is forever, it seems.
He'll just stick it on and hope for the best. But he doesn't have to like it.
It burns! Take it off us!
That's it, no more Lord of the Rings for you.
It's hideously distracting, this yellow and blue Band-Aid. Why did they have Batman Band-Aids, anyway? Surely he hadn't put them there. Unless…
He opens the box again and spots a folded-up piece of paper amongst the white strips.
I told you to be careful around broken glass! -Kitty
She's good.
That's not fair.
He scowls and shoves the note back in the box. Batman Band-Aids…humph.
THE END