AN: For those who are wondering, Tetch (you may know him as the Mad Hatter) uses mind control chips.
Just-Me-and-My-Brain-It makes me sad. It annoys me. Of all the things in the world you could fear...
Jasmine Scarthing-Why would I know?
All right, maybe they shouldn't have broken out within two days of being put back in. But the timing was just so perfect! They'd have been fools not to take advantage of it.
Unfortunately, now the police are spitting mad and Batman is…well…Batman. And both parties are right behind them.
Crap.
There is nowhere to run except down a dark alley, but that won't help them for long.
"Now what?"
"Come here."
"What?"
She kisses him. Hard. Now? Now is not the time for this! What the hell is she doing?
Wha?
Um…
He tries to pull back-what the hell is she thinking?-and she drags him a little ways into the alley instead.
"What are you…"
Then she's kissing him again, the kind she usually reserves for…other occasions. Wait…no, there's no mind control cards on her. What is she doing?
"Just go with it." she breathes into his ear. "Trust me."
He does, but…now? Out here? With the entirety of Gotham's police force AND the Batman looking for them?
And they call him the crazy one!
He tries to move away and she pushes him against the wall instead.
"Kitty…"
"Shut up and kiss me."
I feel like we're in a bad rom-com.
There's good rom-coms?
We shouldn't know what 'rom-com' even means, should we.
No.
He's not expecting her to suddenly release him and begin straightening herself out.
"All done."
"Wha?"
"Police are gone. No one's going to suspect the couple making out in an alley." She bites her lip and rubs her sleeve across his mouth. "You had lipstick on you. Sorry."
Not sure if I liked that or not.
I have no idea.
"Um…"
"We can't stand here all night. Come on."
I don't think I can move.
Heh.
You want to try?
No.
Well. This has certainly been an eventful evening.
THE END