Chris: Last time on Total Drama Mega Man! We met our contestants. I decided personally to get them to jump from parachutes. Most of them are duds some were studs. We saw that Elec Man had a soft side and crush on Aries. He took the fall for her... Literally. It was team 3 who got the fall. Again literally. Who will find romance? Who will be kicked off? All answers to that and more on Total. Drama. Mega Mannnnnnnnnn!

(Intro plays.)

(The show opens with the contestants sleeping with there genders.)

Chris: Do de ding! WAKE UP!!!!

(All of the contestants sleeping, woke up.)

Aries (Confessional): God. I hate it when people wake me up! Especially if its a weekend.

(Hears complaining. Chris sighs.)

Chris: Look. Today's challange takes place on an abandoned amusement park.

Elec Man (Anger rises): So you woke us up to do a challenge when we could be sleeping?

Chris (Angry): WOULD YOU BE QUIET! Now, before I was sooo rudely interrupted by Thunder Dork here, the first challenge involves you guys jumping to the set with parachutes (chuckles) Don't worry. They're safe. They aren't duds. Aries' father donated money for her admission so I'll be throwing some cash around. Also then from there each teams will be assigned a part of the amusement park to rebuild.

Chaud: Wait. We're building a amusement park?

Chris: Yes. Unfortunately, the FCC asked if we could fix this amusement park as a episode because this amusement park not only is abandoned. Its also gonna be the new Kings Dominion! So about the choosing on which park to rebuild, there will be a box to pick out on which set you will rebuild... Now you may begin... Also since team one won last round. (Chuckles) they get to be dropped off like a regular person on an airplane. So get to jumping! Also if you win you'll get to have fun on the whole Amusement Park for the rest of the time!

Chris (Confessional): (Reading a contract.) Total Drama Mega Man doesn't promote kids to jump out of the sky off a moving airplane unless instructed by the airplane captains...

Elec Man (Confessional): THUNDER DORK?! THUNDER DORK?!?!?!? WHO DOES HE TAKE ME FOR?!?!?!!?!?!

(Team One gets a heads up as they run to pick up a random slip. Aries gets the water park area. They all get the materials they need while the rest grabs parachutes some of them which detonates.)

Chris (Confessional): (Reading from the contract.) TDMM also doesn't promote kids to use violence, weither it be Knives, Guns, Terrorism or worse bombs. (Looks at the camera) Also I know how cruel I am with some of the contestants... Even the past contestants... Its just.

.. Never Mind I am not owning up to my mistakes.

Elec Man (Confessional): What the F*ck?! Was that? Even though I wasn't personally on the parachutes... A bomb... What the hell was Chris thinking?!

(Team 1 continues to build the water park. Team 2 picked the part of the amusement park they will do. Along with the rest of them.)

Lan: (He builts two pecies wrong.)

Chaud: No no no! Wrong! Its all wrong! Terrible.

Chaud (Confessional): If it was up to me, I would vote Lan off in a heartbeat. I can't afford to lose because of his pansy building skills. But how do I get my team; especially, Sonia to vote him off? I know. Blaming him every chance I get!

Chaud: (Spills bolts that looks like Lan did it.) Oops.

Sonia: Lan? Why did you spill bolts that made me almost trip?

Lan: I didn't do it!

Lan (Confessional): I swear that Chaud is trying to get me voted off the air. Its been nothing but rivalry!

Sonia: Hmph!

Sonia (Confessional): I like Lan and all. But he's a little trouble. (She gasps) is he trying to keep the million to himself? If we lose I'm booting Lan. Its for the good. So I'm sure if I convince Chaud and Splash Woman...

(Team 3 is building a gift shop area.)

Bass (Confessional): If we lose I'm booting Mega Man. I don't care what his prissy and primpy sister thinks about it but I'm doing it... Originally it was supposed to be ME who got booted off but I hijacked the votes. Tampered with all my names on it and sacerficed Kalinka. It was for the best. The girl shouldn't have signed up without Pharaoh Man.

(Team 1 finished there theme park.)

Aries (Confessional): I'm going to find out who sent me that parachute... Even if I get voted off...

Aries: (Walks up to Blues) I know your secret! (Blues' eyes widen.)

Blues (Confessional): (Sighs)

Elec Man (Cofessional): I have to tell her.

Elec Man: Uhm. Aries?

Aries: Yes Elec?

Elec Man: I...I'm in love with you!

Aries: (her eyes widen) Your my secret admirer?

Elec Man: Yes.

(Aries kisses him.)

(Team 3 ends up winning second Following with 4,5,6 and Team 2 is last.)

Chris: Team One is the Winners! Team 2 I'll see your loser butts at the ceremony!

(At the ceremony)

Chris: Hello. Team 2, welcome to your teams first ever kick off. I'll present you a gold statue of me, as your winners prize... So whoever doesn't gets one... Can't come back ever... So the following who are safe... Chaud and Splash Woman... (They caught it.) And we're down to the last two. Sonia and Lan. Both of you guys love each other. But... One of you will stay here tonight... And the last golden Chris goes to... (The camera zooms in to Lan and Sonia) Lan.

(The rest gasps.)

Chris: I'm so shocked. Even I knew the answer.

Sonia: I just wanna tell you, Chau--

Chef: (Grabs Sonia and pushes her off the plane.)

Chaud (Confessional): One down 18 to go. I suppose I could vote them off one by one. Its depressing that Lan's little "Girlfriend" voted her self off...

Chris: Will we ever find out what Sonia has to say? How long will Aries and Elec Man's relationship goes? Tune in next time on Total. Drama. Mega Mannnnnnnnn!