Chris: Last time on Total Drama Mega Man. Our contestants were putting their skills of building an amusement park. Aries finally is dating Elec Man. But Team One won (chuckling) the challenge, on the other hand Team Two lost. It was due to voting herself off Sonia finally got off. How many people will snap? How many lawsuits will I get from this episode by the end? Answers to that and more on Total. Drama. Mega Mannnnnnnn!!!

(The intro starts.)

Chris: (He's in the first class, eating the food. He bumps into Aries. She's teary-eyed.) Hey, what's wrong?

Aries: Elec Man is cheating on me...

Chris (Confessional): (Reading the contract) Nope doesn't say weather or not I could flirt, comfort or hug contestants... So...

Chris: There... There... (Hugs her as he felt her nipples poke him. He blushes.)

Aries (Confessional): There is one thing that comes with an advantage of Chris. He is so desperate... He's in love with me. If my Daddy keeps on bribing him.

Chris: Eeehhhhh uhmmmmmmm-- (its interrupted by Aries who kisses him.)

Aries (Confessional): Jesus. He is desperate!

Chris: As long as your dad keeps giving money. I'll be able to tend to your needs...

Aries (Confessional): Anything? Wow.

Aries: Get me to stay in First Class... Now...

Chris: Ok. Uhm if I don't?

Aries: Let's say the money will stop coming...

Chris (Confessional): I cannot let the money stop coming! I will tend to the girls need... I think I'm in l-o-v-e...

Chris (Over the intercom): Do de ding! Report at the side where you drop down to a set!

(The contestants ran over to the area.)

Chris: So for our next challenge we will be dropping into Paris.

Splash Woman: Paris! I always wanted to go to Paris!

Chris: Not Paris, France. Paris, Texas. We are about to be dropped off their its closer to the destination we're going to is the middle of the desert. Before you can complain I'll be letting one team member stay behind. Since team one won the last challenge they'll get a headstart AND pick who's staying back. And Aries will stay back.

Aries (Confessional): As long as I can manipulate Chris I can finally get more than what he bargained for.

Aries: Alright guys. We should pick team 3 for Bass... He's a little bit competitive. If he tries to win this challenge, we will lose the first class seats...

Blues: Ok. What about Team 5?

Aries: Chaud. He stays back.

Chaud (Confessional): I really wish we won. If we did, I could've got to pick which person to stay behind. I'm telling you, once we're in the final 10, when our teams merge, two teams. I'll make sure Aries the wittle pwincess gets Booted off...

Sniper Joe: Group 2, 4 and 6 We should keep back Axl, X and Snake Man.

Aries: Good idea.

Sniper Joe: Thanks.

Sniper Joe (Confessional): When we lose I'm booting Aries. I know she's basically the teams support. But, she's been hanging around Chris, I need to convince Elec Man and Blues to vote her off. But I need evidence to support my claim. And besides with the luck we're having. I doubt we're going to lose. We got this challenge in the bag.

Aries: Chris we chosen.

Chris: Alright. X, Axl, Bass, Chaud, Snake Man and Aries you all stay back on this plane.

(They all, except the 6 goes to put their parachutes. Team One getting an advantage.)

Chris (Loudly): OUR FIRST CHALLENGE TAKEN PLACE ON AN ABANDONED SCHOOL. CALLED THE DEVIL SCHOOL. WE'RE NEAR THE DESTINATION. I'll TELL YOU THE STORY ONCE WE'RE LANDED.

(Chris lands along with everyone.)

Chris: The Devil School is an urban legand, it goes like this.

In downtown Paris, jammed-up next to Interstate 10, stands an old brown, brick school building with more legends than you can stir with a stick, this is the infamous "Devil's School." It is known by Paris's teenagers as "the most haunted place in town." In reality this was Duval County's Public School No.4. The old building with tall white columns standing like sentinels at the entrance is supposed to be haunted, but if we are to believe the tales, then ghosts were the minor players in this evil place. The hauntings began in the 1960's when a furnace exploded killing half the students, a few faculty members, and the janitor. Ever since this tragic day the ghosts of the victims have haunted the school building. Allegedly the place became so haunted that teachers refused to work there and the school had to be shut down for a brief period. A priest was called in to exorcise the demonic spirits so the school could be re-opened. Well if that wasn't enough, the school's principal was a cannibal. I don't know if all these evils took place at the same time or in some chronological order. According to the story, when students fell asleep in class they were sent to the principal's office and were never seen again. This cannibalistic principal had a closet in his office that had been converted to a meat locker where the students were gutted and hung on spikes until he could eat them. We don't know if any parents ever complained to the school board about any missing kids.Then there is a tale about a principal going on a bloody killing spree and wiping out most of the student body. It's curious that no teachers were victims of this vicious rampage, perhaps they escaped or maybe they were accomplices in this wickedness. We know that teachers can get fed up with unruly pupils but this is ridiculous. If cannibalistic educators on killing sprees are not enough, there is another story that points to the janitor as the evil doer. Allegedly, the janitor went berserk one day and slaughtered a bunch of kids leaving the halls splattered with blood. If you believe that one, then it's their ghosts that now roam the creepy old building. You would think that some of these problems could have been resolved at PTA meetings. With all this killing going on it certainly took care of over-crowded classrooms.

The most realistic claim about this school building that has sat abandoned for many years is that it was used for devil worship according to local ghost hunters who have explored the place. Attesting to this claim is the satanic graffiti that was once scrawled on the walls. Some people say there was a huge tree growing in the middle of the school, but others say there was no tree. Maybe it was a ghost tree, after hearing all the other eerie claims about this place anything is possible.

After a little research we came up with the real story behind this old school. It was designed by Rutledge Holmes and built in 1917 as the Riverside Park School. It was the first public grammar school in the city and was designated as Public School No.4. In more recent times it was called the Annie Lytle Elementary School. It is not certain when the school was closed, but the vacant building became a refuge to local homeless people and a place where kids held "initiations" into their clubs. The city officially condemned the place in the 1970s, although transients continued to live there. It was also a favorite place for urban explorers and a hideout for drug addicts. Like most old abandoned buildings, it presented a creepy backdrop for evil legends. In 1995 there was a fire in the building that was later blamed on transients. There is nothing to support the claims of cannibalistic principals, crazy janitors, exploding furnaces, or evil teachers, although some pupils probably thought their teachers were wicked, I'm sure the feeling was mutual. The old building is now surrounded by a tall chain link fence topped with barbed wire; I suppose to keep the sinister stuff from escaping. As part of an urban renovation of that area, the building is scheduled to be turned into a condominium complex in the future.

Elec Man: Why are we exactly going to do on this challenge?

Chris: Glad you asked! You guys will be playing a hide n seek game, while Chef. Will go around looking like the Janitor. If you are caught your team loses. If you win, well you know the drill... If you hide long enough you win. Also to win Chef needs to either not find one member or you won't win. So remember Team One has a advantage. They get to hide first but they can't hide yet. You'll get a tracker. It tracks where Chef is. (Throws the tracker to Team One.)

Aries (Confessional): Wow. He literally gave us tracker. We got this challenge in the bag! Well. My Team. Since I'm out.

Chris: I know some of you guys have 2 on your teams... So we don't care, okay?

Chris (Confessional): (Reading from a contract, again.) TDMM doesn't promote kids to play in Abandoned Buildings so there for we don't hold responsible for your kids to end up missing.

Blues: Okay. Let's hide in this locker over here.

Sniper Joe: Are you crazy? Chef can find us here! What we need to do is hide in the vents.

Elec Man (Confessional): Sniper Joe is a bust, if we lose because of him he's gotta go.

(Team One hides In the vents while Team 2 hides in the principals office, but they see the locker. They gasps.)

Luna: (She's about to scream)

Cinnamon: Don't scream. Luna. Don't scream.

Luna: (Screams, Chef finds them first.)

Chris (Confessional): Wow. This is the most shortest of challenges.

Chris: Since Team Two lost the Team that hid first win. Team Two see your butts at the ceremony. Team One, you get first class and more.

(At the ceremony...)

Chris: You guys, I have to give it to ya. You can't stand one minute of a challenge, cause miss screams a lot blew it for ya. So the following who are safe... Axl and Cinnamon. (He throws the Marshmallow, they catch it.) So Luna and Zero MMZ... Luna you lost the challenge cause you screamed. And Zero MMZ was no help whatsoever. So the last Marshmallow goes to... (Camera zooms in on Luna and Zero MMZ they were sweating.) ...Zero. (Throws the Marshmallow to Zero) Luna, I'm sorry, but its time for you to go.

Luna: (She gets thrown out) AHHHHHH

Chris: Who will be voted off, will me and Aries become friends? Or will I ignore her? Find out next time on Total. Drama Mega Mannnnnnnn