SwordStitcher-You can hope that I won't catch up to you. You can also hope that the floor doesn't go on lockdown, leaving you with several homicidal lunatics. You'll be lucky if you don't end up as an inmate. Take heart! They won't put you near me-they worry that I'll...talk...to you.
KittyComeHere-Oh, our dear Scary won't be doing much of anything for a while. What a...tragedy. Truly it is. You have no idea how hahahahahahahaha sorry I am.
Just-Me-and-My-Brain-Is that so? Well, well. You know visiting days are Tuesdays and Fridays from two to four. Not that it matters now, seeing as you're safe in sound in a cell. And that one doesn't have a removable vent-I've tried. My sincere apologies.
Hang on, stop shoving. No molesting the inmates!
"Now look what you've done. You've started a riot."
Shut up, I'm counting hands.
Um…okay. Release the inmates. You're sure about this? Really sure? These people are homicidal maniacs!
"You counted the hands. The passkey is two-eight-zero, on that keypad. So go push it."
If I die, I'll come back to haunt you all.
"Hurry up and press the buttons."
Mother…
Um…two…eight…zero…enter.
Oh, god, what have we done?
"All right. Everyone back away very slowly and I won't snap her neck."
Help.
"I will deal with you later. Into the cells, please. Thank you."
Do you really have to squeeze my neck?
"I'll break it if you don't shut up!"
This was a bad idea.
"Yes. And rest assured, I will be framing the lot of you as accomplices to Gotham's Rogues Gallery. Good afternoon."
Somebody call Batman…
"I don't think so. Shouldn't have visited in the daytime."
Crap.
"Since you like audience participation so much, let's play a little game called Save-the-Narrator. Promise not to follow, and I'll send her back in one piece. You have my word. Call the Batman or the police, and I make no such guarantee."
THE END