AN: Or suppose we left them in.
SwordStitcher-Well, well, such bravery! Shame you're just as likely to hit her as you are me. And no, one piece does not guarantee 'alive'. It also does not guarantee 'sane'. Even if help magically arrives in time-and it never does-she may well write nothing more than insane ramblings on a white wall. Preferably in blood.
Just-Me-and-My-Brain-HELP! HELP! I'M BEING KIDNAPPED! The risks you take when you come strolling into a place with me in it. Just be grateful the Joker's not in, or their might be a tourist pot pie...I wonder if Croc's in? Might be fun to let him out. And I could use the sewers as an escape route that way...
Um…how do I say this nicely…
You're stuck in there. Sorry. Majority rules and all.
"You little…let me out of here right now."
Blame them. I had nothing to do with it.
"You brought them here."
They didn't have to click on this story…hey, why are the cells opening?
Oh, god, who let the crazies out of the box?
"Back away. Now."
Who is responsible for this? We said to leave them in!
"That's the problem with relying on honesty. Come along."
I'm gonna die, aren't I.
"That's likely. Anyone calls the Batman or the police, and the Narrator dies. Is that quite clear?"
Somebody call the police-ow! Do you really have to squeeze my neck?
"I'll break it if you don't shut up. It's up to you. Keep your mouths shut and I'll consider releasing her. Touch that panic button and you all die."
Help.
"Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen. Be good. Watch out for the lunatics on the upper floors-they don't have my restraint."
THE END