CHAPTER THREE: FOXY PARTIES
Prince: I've been getting reviews quicker than my Naruto: Restart story, which has been put on hold because I'm trying to wrap the entire arc in one chapter. I never realized that it would take at least twenty before they get out of Wave, maybe even sooner because Naruto's not as weak as he was back then. Anyway, the main point is about Naruto going full-out against the demon in Kyoto. Let's get something straight: The demon in Kyoto (though it was a Demon King) is a lot weaker than the Juubi, so Naruto wouldn't need to go full out. Against regular mages, that thing is extremely weak. About Naruto's new look that sort of resembles Menma from the movie, I wasn't really planning on doing anything more about that, but I just want to add something. The only reason why he has that new look is because a demon cursed him when he was in Wales. Naruto was trying to protect the young man who would've appeared as this class' teacher after Nekane had her legs petrified and was pierced through the chest by an attack. Naruto could survive normal attacks like that (remember the fifth movie when Satori stabbed both he and Ryuzetsu through the chest? And remember the fight between he and Sasuke?), but the attack was powerful enough to curse him. You may have to read to find out more.
Kiactu: I'm surprised no one has asked why Prince hadn't put a disclaimer in the story. But here it goes. Prince of the Forgotten owns neither Naruto nor Negima.
Prince: Before someone brought up the subject of Naruto using Kurama's power to beat the Demon King, I was just thinking about how easy it would be to use his other techniques. Bijuu are a lot more powerful than demons. Just ask the Zero-Tailed Leech.
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Prince: About Naruto's age, I had decided that since the Hidden Nations had been cut off from the rest of the world, their time flow is severely decreased. Little technology like microphones, zippers, regular pants, and other overlooked items like alarm clocks have gotten through time there is skewed a bit from being cut off from the real world. Which means that while Naruto will physically be sixteen or seventeen, but mentally, he will be twenty-two.
CHAPTER START
After a full explanation of the moment to Takahata (and an equally embarrassed Asuna), Naruto sat beside the girl as she awkwardly cried her heart out at being seen nude by both of her teachers. He could only console her by patting her back before jumping away as she got hostile. "He saw me in my woolen bear panties . . . and then he saw me in no panties," she cried to herself. "You've gotta fix this!" She held him by the jacket, glaring into the eyes of the mask.
"Geez, you're getting all bent up on some guy who's at least a good thirty years older than you," Naruto told her. "You're going to have to get over him eventually." He knew how it felt to love someone way out of his league, though at the time he learned that he could've done better what with a hotter girl always secretly having a crush on him. Sakura just had her smiles, but Hinata had her smile, blush, long hair, and proportions. Instead of Sakura-chan he should've just went Sakura-who?
Damn him and his denseness.
"What do you know about love?" Asuna asked, making Naruto sweatdrop. "It's your fault, so you have to fix this!" Naruto blinked before grabbing the girl's hands and cupping them before gently prying them from his jacket. "Asuna, you have to make the magic yourself," he told her. "Though I was in the Magical Academy in Wales, I wasn't the best student. Enough to pass yes, but not enough to go into the world and use it back to back." He couldn't help the girl with her little problem even if he wanted to.
She was too much of a brat and too violent. The only time she didn't show her true colors was when his senior teacher was around, so it was more of a one-sided love interest. For some reason, he automatically thought of a chibified Iruka-sensei and Naruko before silently shuddering to himself.
"So why are you here?" she asked him, her eyes full of tears. "And as a teacher no less!" Naruto had to think. "In order for me to be strong enough to protect people, I have to learn more and more techniques," he answered. "After leaving my home, I decided that it would be better to be multiversed in more powers than just chakra and jutsu, so I signed up for the Magical Academy. In order to become a great magic user (not mage), I was sent here to Mahora as mages always did secretly help behind the lines." He shrugged before getting the girl to let go of his jacket before straightening it out. "Right now, I'm sort of on a probationary license," he continued. "I'm hoping not to get exposed as they turn you into a furry creature of some sort. While I'm able to use a back-up power to escape the transformation, I'd rather not be transformed if I could help it."
"So . . . Your job is to help people, is it?" Asuna asked, getting a darker look as shadows danced across her face. "Then please help me get Takahata-sensei to notice me." Naruto flat-out denied her.
"Why not?"
"Because," he responded, "even if I was a good practitioner in Love Potions, my beliefs are you have to be able to make them love you without forcing it. I should know because I had been chasing the girl I once had a crush on for four going on five years now. Unfortunately, she also has been pursuing someone, so I can't interfere with that, so I know your feeling." Asuna thought about it before suggesting that he created a tree that made money.
"If I could do that, I'd not have to worry about this job, would I?" Naruto asked with a deadpan. He then began to think about it. "All though, mind reading was one of my better subjects in school." That sent an idea through Asuna's head. "That's it!" she said suddenly. "Mind reading, huh? I could use that!"
Naruto was about to correct her that she wasn't thinking correctly about the mind reading thing, but she was so into the thought of impressing Takahata the wrong way instead of just being happy with what the man chooses. He'd comment that it was a one-sided love, but he couldn't say anything. It was the same situation with him and Sakura.
It truly was.
But eventually the girl was going to forget all about the man or she would have to. He really would not have to show her affection even if she was his favorite student. Naruto sighed to himself as he absently listened to the girl's rambles about how she was going to get her teacher to fall in love with her using mind reading before she suddenly realized something. "I need to go get my stuff," Asuna told him, going back to the classroom. Naruto followed behind and opened the door, only to be surprised by a lot of streamers popping in his face.
"Welcome Naruto-sensei!" the class yelled. Naruto smiled beneath his mask. "I should feel honored that you guys threw a party for me," he said. "I never went to a party before."
"But sensei, didn't you ever have a birthday party?" one of the twins asked. Naruto reminisced before thinking out loud. "A birthday party's when everyone celebrates the day of your birth, right?" he asked. At everyone's nod, he answered, "Then no. I've never had a birthday party."
"NEVER?" the entire class asked.
"I was an orphan growing up all alone," Naruto explained. "Nobody took care of me growing up except for my village leader. I was kicked out of the orphanage when I was little because I would pick fights with the other kids, even though the others would start the fights . . . mostly." He did have a streak growing up as the more troublesome child of Konoha. "In fact, Hokage-jiji gave me my own apartment and took me out to eat from time to time while the other villagers would try to act as if I never existed." That feeling of loneliness washed over him again as he remembered the past.
"Of course, I had some friends growing up, which is how I never stooped into depression and hate everything around me for being sunny. Choji, a boy that came from a family of fat people . . ." Everyone jumped when a chorus cry of "I'M NOT FAT!" could be heard from miles away. "Kiba, a young boy with his very own puppy named Akamaru, though we were childhood rivals . . ." He then realized something. ". . . The bastard always won at racing the rest of us for sweets. And then there was Shikamaru, the child prodigy who hailed from a clan of extremely smart yet lazy people."
"Anyway, no one would acknowledge me so I began to act out by pranking everyone and wearing bright colors to gain attention. Eventually that didn't work so I declared that I would have to become the village leader to get acknowledged." Naruto looked to see everyone brought to tears about the memory, so he nervously rubbed the back of his head. "Eh hehehe," he nervously laughed. "This is a party. Why am I troubling everyone with my problems?"
"Oh Naruto-sensei!" Ayaka yelled, grabbing the teen and pressing his head into her bust. "Your life must've been horrible! With no one to show you motherly love, you must've been so lonely growing up. It's okay, sensei, though you're just a bit older than me, I'll be your mother."
"Please don't," Naruto deadpanned, his voice muffled by the cleavage. He really didn't want someone to be his mother. He had met both of his family at some point in time, and he'd seen his father again. "It took a few years, but I eventually got noticed by people before the entire village did. There was Iruka-sensei . . ." Naruto's face morphed into that of a dolphin before turning into a scarecrow. ". . . Kaka-sensei . . ." The image then morphed into a long haired man with red tear lines down his cheeks hugging himself as hearts flew around his person. ". . . and Ero-sennin."
"I'm guessing that last one is Ero-sennin," Asuna pointed out.
"Sensei, what made Ero-sennin an ero?" a girl with bullhorns asked. It had to be seat number 19 Chao Lingshen.
"Well . . . How do I put this in a way that won't make most of you hate him," he answered. "He wrote books." At most of the girls' faces, Naruto further explained. "I mean very detailed books about the female anatomy and sexual intercourse. He claimed that he was . . ." Naruto broke out of Ayaka's chokehold before coughing into his hand. Doing a perfect imitation of Jiraiya, he performed a horse stance before laughing to the world perversely. "A 'SUPER PERVERT'!" He broke stance before straightening himself out. "So yeah . . . I nicknamed him Ero-sennin."
He sheepishly scratched the back of his head before asking them to start the party. "You all don't want to hear how I grew up." The girls groaned as they did want to learn more about their teacher. But the party started up anyways. Naruto found himself surrounded by a group of girls, smiling as they handed out treats.
'I guess I was kind of worried,' he thought to himself. "Naruto-sensei . . ." a soft voice caught his attention. He turned to the source to see Nodoka as she began to blush at being in close proximity. "Ah . . . Miyazaki-chan, right?"
"Ano . . . About that incident earlier . . . You saved me," she said, playing with her fingers. Naruto couldn't help but think she looked like a certain girl from home. And not the home in Wales, either. "Please accept this book certificate as a token of my gratitude." She handed him the parchment while the others commented on her making a move. She tried to defend herself by denying it.
While the others argued, Ayaka stood up before presenting her gift: a large bust of Naruto's face. The jinchuriki could only blink before wondering where she even had the time to do that. That only led to another argument between her and Asuna.
"Ah, Naruto-kun," Takamichi greeted. "You must be tired from your first day of teaching." Both he and Shizuna were sitting side by side, making Naruto tilt his head in thought. "Are you and Shizuna . . . you know . . ." He held up his pinky before wiggling it. At Takamichi's confused face, he made sure that Shizuna was still observing the fight between Asuna and Ayaka before making a circle with his index and thumb on one hand and straightening the other index on his other hand before merging the two together in a provocative way.
Takahata almost spit out his drink in reply. "Er, no," he said, wiping his face. "It would be awkward if we did split up, seeing as we work side by side." Naruto didn't believe him and glared. "You know I can sense negative emotions, right?" he asked. Takahata sweated for a bit before looking away. "You can't prove that," he told the jinchuriki. "Besides, I did not know that."
That was when Asuna took the time to break away from Ayaka, noticing that Takahata and Naruto were steadily talking when she "brushed" up against him, elbowing Naruto in the back. He turned his attention towards her. "This is our chance!" she whispered. "Y-y-you know what to do, right?" Naruto sweatdropped as he glanced at the girl. "Do it inconspicuously!"
The jinchuriki turned back his attention to Takahata after giving cheers to his students. No one could see the slow tail of chakra extend itself to touch the older man on the leg. "So, Takamichi-senpai, what do you think of Asuna-san?" he asked.
"W-What? She works at her part-time job every morning, she's always alert," Takahata replied, his eyes slightly glazed over. "She's bright and cheerful . . . and I think she's a nice girl." Naruto knew she wouldn't like the answer that he gave her as he rushed over to tell her.
"No panties." He knew she didn't like it. "Well, what was his thoughts before that?" she asked. Naruto looked towards the man before turning back.
"Bear panties."
She ran out the door a bit upset about what had happened, making Naruto look to see if anyone would see him leaving to go console the girl. "Stop following me!" she yelled at him, getting Naruto to grimace before noticing where she was headed. Jumping off the railway to the stairs, he blocked her path before getting her to stop as she tried to rush past. "You can tell me anything," he told her. "What kind of teacher would I be if I didn't help my students from time to time?"
"You don't understand," she silently said, surprising Naruto as he kind of did. "You never fell in love before." Naruto grimaced before shaking his head. He took off his mask before looking her dead in the eyes. "You're wrong," he told her. "I knew what it was like to be in a one-sided relationship for the longest." He turned his eyes towards the window as the moonlight crept in.
"About a few years ago, I met this girl named Sakura Haruno and I was the only one who really showed her any affection," he explained. "I tried everything to get her attention, but it wasn't towards me she turned them to. It was towards a friend of mine named Sasuke Uchiha. Well, we can't really be considered friends . . . more like rivals really. Anyway, I would always notice how she smiled and with that first smile, I was in love with her."
"Sakura would continuously pound me for being stupid," he went on. "Of course now that I think about it, there really was no reason for me to be hit so hard, but I went through it just for her. It wasn't until about a year or two ago (AN: For Naruto, for the rest, it was more like half a decade as time flows differently in the Hidden Nations) that she confessed to me. But I knew her love was fake as Sasuke had left the village a year farther than that. She tried to prove that it wasn't and tried to kill him, but in the end I had to save her before she did. Eventually, I was able to bring Sasuke back to the village of his own accord as an old enemy resurrected the four other Hokage who had died to protect the village: the first and second, then the third who was the one I told you about who cared for me, and the fourth, who was my father.
"It hurt to see her act the way that she did, but I eventually got over it."
He turned his eyes back to her before smiling. "It seems that nowhere I go the same story repeats itself." Naruto placed his head on the girl before rubbing her head. "Don't worry about Takahata-senpai. If it wasn't meant to be, it wasn't meant to be."
Naruto, in that rare moment, seemed a lot older than he was, getting the girl to blush. She turned on her heels before walking away. "What's with that serious face?" she asked. "How come you always seem like you're older than you really are and then turn around and do something to prove you're still not mature?" She turned her attention back to Naruto only to see him reading. "Oh? You say something?"
". . . Like that." An idea quickly popped into her head, though she wanted to squash it flat before it came up. Eventually she couldn't take the silence before laying it out there. "Help me practice confessing." Naruto stumbled a bit, dropping his book before making a confused sound. "I can't confess to him if I'm out of practice."
"Let me rephrase that: EH?"
"Okay, you're Takahata-sensei from now on," she said, taking the bells out of her head. "I love you." Naruto could only stand still, his face etched in shock before he rubbed the back of his head. "I love you . . . sensei." She got in front of him and clasped her hands together. "Is that so troublesome for you, sensei?"
'When she puts her hair down, she looks just like Nekane,' Naruto thought to himself. She turned away before trying to walk away, getting Naruto to touch her shoulder in a way as to tell her to stay. He pulled her towards him, staring her in the eye. "Is . . . Is it alright if we continue?" she asked. Naruto didn't know what to say. Of course he had been confessed to before in a dire situation, but his mind was fargone as the girl who did got hurt, releasing more of Kurama's chakra than he had ever released before.
"Asuna-san, this is not appropriate," he told her. "You are a student and I'm your teacher. But . . ." His lips were dangerously close to hers before Naruto smirked abruptly, dodging back as she tried to flick his forehead. "I could tell that was going to happen."
"How?" Asuna asked.
"I can detect even the slightest negative emotion," he answered. "Mischief is a pseudo-emotion that's negative." That was when lights sprung on behind the two. Naruto's mouth twitched as he watched the entire class of 3A, plus Takahata and Shizuna, stand there as if they had busted the two doing something that was inappropriate.
". . . Yo."
After a scolding from Ayaka directed towards Asuna, Naruto stood by Takahata as the older man looked at him. "So, how was the confession?" he asked his kouhai. Naruto muttered something under his breath low enough that not even the most trained ears could hear. Well, everyone except Zazie Rainyday, that is.
"Shut up," he had whispered.
While everyone was heading back to their dorms, Naruto glanced towards Asuna and Konoka before sighing and staring up at the sky. "Tonight's a beautiful night, huh?" he asked no one in particular. "Hai, sensei," Konoka agreed. "It's beautiful."
"No sensei out of class, Konoka-chan," Naruto told her. "It makes me feel old." Konoka giggled into her hand. "Of course, Naruto-kun," she said.
"So, have you decided where you're going to stay tonight?" Asuna asked, getting Naruto's attention. "Eh, I have everything under control," he told her, patting his arm. "I'm comfortable sleeping under the stars." 'Even on a chilly night like this one.' He was then bumped into by Asuna before turning his attention to the girl.
"Anyway, Naruto-kun, you may be smart and able to use magic ("And chakra," Naruto added) or whatever, but you're still a teen even though you're a kid on the inside," she pointed out. "Can you really be a teacher because of that?" Naruto sighed before looking at her. "I honestly don't know," he told her. "I guess we'll see in March, right?"
". . . If you want you could stay with us," she told him. "I mean, you need someone to help you get used to being a teacher. Besides, that outfit doesn't really scream professional."
"Oi?" Naruto asked. "What's wrong with my outfit?"
"It's like looking at a mixture between a traffic cone and a banana!"
"Don't knock the orange-tebayo!" He squinted before realizing something. Of course, Konoka and Asuna noticed it as well before they both began to giggle. "Naruto-kun has his own verbal tic," the former pointed out. "Tebayo," Asuna laughed. "What does that even mean?"
Naruto glared at the both of them before storming off, although a bit of dust drifted up into his nose. "Ah . . ." he started. "Ah . . . Ah . . . AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHCHOOOOOOOOOO!"
"Kya! You did it again!"
"Gahhahaha! That's what you get for messing with the dattebayo, Bellsprout! No one messes with the dattebayo –tebayo!"
CHAPTER END
Prince: Wow, this is the quickest story I've ever worked on. I've never been able to update my things weekly because of the fact that my internet is slow until about 12 o'clock at night until 5 in the morning. And then I have to go to school the next day, so I can only stay up till about 3 and wake up at 6. Anyway, the Naruto/Asuna pairing is coming along. There will be a chapter where everyone in 3A bonds with Naruto, though there will be no lemons. I've gotten lucky so far with no one finding out that my story Experimenting with the PowerPuff Girls is a lemon story, but it won't be long before someone does. Anywho, I'm still stuck on the whole Bell chapter and then we'll be getting into the normal girls from PowerPuff Girls, including the villainesses. There will be a short interlude between each arc of Kiactu having sex with other Hanna-Barbara characters, even old ones like Josie and the Pussycats, the girls from the Chan Clan, Scooby Doo's girls, and others. Keep in mind that there will be no yaoi in my fic. If you want yaoi, go to the other millions of stories on this site. I have nothing against gays, but it's getting to the point where for every het pairing, there's at least a dozen yaoi ones. Ease up on the yaoi. I want a Naruto/Satsuki (fem Sasuke) at least once in a while.