AN: There's a guy in my science class that looks very similar to Year One Crane. It's actually really creepy. And it's not just me-my lab partner noticed it first.
Well, well, well. How is that cell? Comfy? Cozy? You should be grateful. Zsasz is in right now and I'm sure he'd love to meet you. When he wakes up, that is. We had a little misunderstanding.
I know you're panicking-I can practically taste it-so I'll make this quick. I have things to attend to, after all. A few people that need…lessons.
Batman may arrive soon, but he can't help you. This entire floor is a mass of madmen and traps. If he tries to get in here without permission, you will find yourselves a group of frightened little children. And the effects are permanent. Don't worry, you can't trigger anything. Although if we all get bored enough…
If you're very well behaved, somebody might remember you and bring you a glass of water…kindly stop trying to grab my jacket. I need it.
I am quite serious. Put your hand back in the cell before I cut it off and feed it to Croc. He's not as picky as some cannibals I've treated. He'll eat it raw. And if he likes it, there's no stopping him from coming to get the rest of you. Oh, don't look at me like that. Thank Scary. She brought you here, after all. She's safely restrained, by the way, shrieking about a stepfather.
That's better. Behave now. Wouldn't want you needing to check in, would we? I'll be back tomorrow. We'll have story hour. And if you've all survived by the end of it, perhaps I'll let you go.
THE END