A/N: Time to see some purple to make an appearance! Remember, requests are welcomed for pranks!

I OWN NOTHING

The Purple Cloak…and Vader's Twin

Luke's p.o.v

"So, um, Darthy?" I inwardly flinched at the nickname.

Darth Vader glanced over at me. It was my turn to entertain Vader while Leia does her prank. Doesn't help that he figured out the pattern…

"Well, I see that the nickname Leia gave me is catching on. What do you want to talk about?" Vader's raspy voice cut clean into my thoughts right then.

I hestitated before, "So, um, do you like twins?"

Vader stared at me for awhile before, finally, "I am a twin. My twin sister was called Astra."

I frowned at that, "Was? What happened?" Only to flinch immediately. Darth Vader smiled sadly at me.

"Don't worry Luke, I said was because I don't know if Astra is still alive or where she's at. You and Leia are very lucky."

"Why?" Leia plopped between us as she bluntly asked the question. I shoot her a look.

Vader sighed, "Because my mother was a slave, which made my sister and me slaves. When we were eight, Astra was sold to a different master. I no longer know where she is at."

I said thoughtfully, "So that is why you work for the Empire. You're his slave!"

I wonder if Vader was bright red underneath his helmet? Vader snapped, "No! The Jedi Master Qui-Gon bought my freedom! I worked for him because he is my friend and the jedis were my masters! After being a slave for nine years, one as a tendency to despise anyone with authority."

I blushed at that explanation. Then Leia ruined the moment, "But everyone knows His Evilness is manipulative. Who to say he isn't tricking you into thinking he is a friend when he really is using you? I mean, did you have any friends at the temple?"

Vader was quiet for a few minutes before, "Excuse me, I need to fall victim to Leia's prank."

At that he stood up and hurried and left. Was his cloak? Yep. I don't wanna know…

Darthy's, I mean, Vader's p.o.v

What if? No! I can't think like that! Can I? Ani, stop beating yourself up! Astra, I don't know what to do? Please help me! Oh Anakin, I wish I can but I can't.

I pulled out of the force just then because the agents, generals, and other high ranking officers started slipping in. Some even where trying, and failing, to not laugh. I loudly cleared my thought, "Thank you all for coming! And yes I know my cloak is a bright purple. I am in the middle of a prank war, and no, you cannot know who with."

Agent Kallus nodded, looking like the Secrets of the Galaxy was revealed to him. Hmm, speaking of secrets…

"Agent Kallus, I want you to go through out the galaxy and free every single slave…"

Kallus gasped, "But sir, the Empire encourages that! You basically are asking me to go behind the Empire's back!"

I growled, "As I was saying, free all the slaves, AND send any forty-five year olds that are human AND female with blonde hair and blue eyes to me for an interview. Nobody is to mention any of this to the empire or else."

Kallus's p.o.v

Once the meeting was over with, I quickly hurried to my quarters. Making certain I was truly alone, I commed an old friend.

"This is Specter 1 speaking."

"Kanan, you will never believe this." I spoke quietly.

"What? What happened?"

"Darth Vader wants me to free all the slaves behind Palpatine's back!"

"What! Any idea why?"

"Yea, he claims he's in a prank war."

"Really? With who?"

"He won't say."

Vader's

How is Leia so good at pranks? She managed to turn my prank of a farty cushion on me. How do they do this! Tomorrow I'm gonna send them to the mall.

A/N: Okay, the plotline is starting to flow! Astra will be important, and yes, Padme knows about her lost sister in law. Something with Owen, not his wife. Then again, he only heard stories of her and never met, unlike with Anakin. Next chapter as Han Solo.