A/N: First prank goes to Budha (my star wars loving nephew)! The second prank is because I want to…Also Catlovingmermaid wrote the song, it's catchy!
HAPPY STAR WARS DAY! I, unfurtantly do not own star wars, if I did Kanan would never lose his sight or die, he'll marry Hera instead.
ENJOY!
Stop Singing!
Luke's p.o.v
Leia was talking about jedis with Darthy. How she got him to talk was interesting. When Darthy and I got up, she was having a conversation with a ghost. Darthy aparantly is like everyone else and can't see those. Leia and I can…
One hour ago…
"Morning Luke" Vader greeted me as I walked out of my room. I gave a tired smile,
"Morning da-Darthy! Morning Darthy. Leia is gonna distract you soon." I greeted, hurringly covering my slip up. We've been here for a month and for some reason I keep on trying to call Vader dad, luckily I've been using Darthy as a cover up.
"No way! Really? I thought jedis were all knowing?" Leia's voice broke any peace we had. Turning the corner, we found Leia talking to a hippie ghost. Well, I found her talking to a hippie ghost.
"Leia, what are you doing? Other than talking to a wall?" Vader asked.
"Qui-Gon was telling me that he is very disappointed in you." Leia answered.
Present time…
I left them at it and started my newest prank. I hope Darthy's pranks will stop back firing soon, he is behind by thirty-one points. The score so far is zero to thirty one. Finishing up my prank, I headed towards the door when Vader stepped into the hangar. Without thinking of what I was doing, I walked up to him and gave him a quick hug. That is something else that changed recently. We've been showing some sort of affection to each other, oh, and also…
Be safe Luke, as I told Leia you can go to the market today, just come back when you're done.
I nodded in agreement before hurrying inside to Leia. Vader, not dad, left then.
Darthy's p.o.v
As I pulled up, Kallus walked up to me with a smirk on his face, "Can I at least guess that whoever you've been having a prank war the past month is a rebel?"
I glanced at my tie knowing it was now a bright pink with Jedi Rules written in purple. I can't help it but smile, "No, but the one wants to join the rebels…"
"WAIT THERE IS TWO HAVE THEM?!" Kallus shouted, drawing the attention all have the storm troopers and a small group of rebels that were breaking into the Imperial Base. Oh, we should probably deal with that, not. I sent everyone home. If the rebels win then the twins can get proper training.
Leia's p.o.v
Finally, some place that isn't Vader's mansion! He probably gonna regret giving us his credit card. As I wondered the market place, having ditched my brother when we arrived, I picked at a strange tune and followed it to a Pub. There I see performing the most handsome man yet. After he finishes singing a song about Fives, he jumped down and walked straight up to me.
"Hello there, name's Han Solo. What's a pretty gal like you doing here by yourself?" he asked.
I smiled at Han, "My name is Leia, and I'm here with my brother. Vader sent us."
Han scowled at that, "Why would you run errands for that monster? I bet Darth Vader has no heart!"
I glared at him, "Just letting you know, that heartless monster afore mentioned is a married man grieving over his wife's death."
Han smirked right then, "Oh! You mean he's…" just then Han broke into song, "dear old darthy is lovey dovey dear old darthy is lovey dovey…"
Han kept singing while I left, quickly contacting Luke. Han is a keeper! No buts! That done, I pulled out my comm. And dialed the base Vader is working in at the time.
Zeb's p.o.v
Surprisingly enough after Kallus yell about how Vader is in a prank war with not one but two people, Vader sent everyone home, including himself. Making it easier for us to steal the plans and set the bombs. At least up until…
The comms system crackled to live…
"Dear old darthy is lovey dovey dear old darthy is lovey dovey dear old darthy is lovey dovey…"
I glanced at Kanan, who just shrugged. We quickly finished the mission and by the time we all got to home base, Kanan got all of us singing, dear old darthy is lovey dovey…
