A/N: Yay! More pranks! Also this story is on a roll, we are now rising into the climax… Time for Obi Wan to "fail" in recruiting our favorite twins! I OWN NOTHING EXCEPT OC'S I'M TO EXCITED!

Mission: Get the Twins!

Rebel's base… Obi Wan, Han, Kanan, Hera, Rex, and Fulcrum in a top secret meeting; Obi Wan's p.o.v

"… and then Luke said that 'Old Darthy' started a prank war with them the next day!" Han, our top recruiter, was telling us about two possible candidates that were brother and sister. Who were being held prisoner by Darth Vader. Who took them just for a prank war!? Well, they are in the perfect position to be spies. Vader let's them of free roam of his place.

Kni- Padawan Jarrus leaned forward, "Han? How did that song you wrote about Darth Vader went? The one you sang for Leia?"

Han grinned, "Simple, it went dear old darthy lovey dovey dear old darthy lovey dovey dear old darthy lovey dovey it continues tell you get tired of singing. Why?"

Kni- Padawan Jarrus turned to face Captain Rex, "Told you we didn't lose are marbles." He then turned to face me, "Master, we had yet another win thanks to this prank war. While we were stealing imperial plans, someone hacked into the intercom system and sang Han's song! The voice was female, it must have been Leia."

I rubbed my beard thoughtfully, if what Kanan says is true then… "Hera," I called to the only Twi'lek in the room, "Do you think Chopper can trace the call to her?"

Fulcrum finally spoke up, "No Master. This twins are obviously force- sensitive, so Darth Vader obviously kidnap them to make them sith. Though his technique is a bit strange for his style. Master Kenobi I need you to get them here. Understood?"

I smiled warmly at my old friend, "Yes, anything for you Ahsoka."

Luke's p.o.v

I hope our latest prank does the trick. Darthy told us that he was going to look for his sister, Astra. Strangely, I found thinking Vader as a family man quiet easy. Maybe because he became a father figure to us? We were at the mall looking to meet up with Han and an old friend of his.

"Luke! Leia! Over here!" Han waved us over at the table he was sitting at, with a large Wookie and an elderly man.

I jogged over to him, Leia right behind me. "Hey Han! I thought you said a friend? Also we can't stay for long, we kinda want to beat Darthy home."

Han smiled at us, "Hey Luke, Leia, meet my friends. Chewbacca, or Chewie, and the surprise is Old Ben. He actually flagged us down and asked if he can join us."

I nodded slowly, something felt off with Old Ben. Not the fact he seemed not bothered by being called old. I glanced at Leia. We should go before something bad happens. Agreed.

Leia spoke, "Well Han it was nice to meet you and your friends, but…"

Old Ben jumped up, "You can't go! You just got here!"

I grabbed Leia's hand and started to run. I yelled over my shoulder, "Sorry! Can't keep Darthy waiting and watch your backs!"

Obi Wan's p.o.v

Leia spoke, "Well Han it was nice to meet you and your friends, but…"

I jumped up, "You can't go! You just got here!" No way I'm failing this mission!

Luke grabbed Leia's hand and started to run. He yelled over his shoulder, "Sorry! Can't keep Darthy waiting and watch your backs!"

As soon as Luke said that, I barely had enough time to dodge a blow to the head from, The Inquisitor! I will not fail again! But first I need to get my allies to safety, as well as myself.

Old Darthy's p.o.v

After sending home the twentieth not Astras, I started to wonder if this was a good idea. I heard her the other day though, and thanks to the Jedis, I know she was using the force to keep in contact with me. This is crazy! I can't find my sister, I keep falling for the twins' pranks, AND I think I'm going rebel because Palpatine is making live in the galaxy hundred percent miserable!

Standing up from my desk I let out a tired groan. I walked past the rebel spy, Kallus, and mumbled an evening to him. I ignored his snickers, as well everyone else's as I headed to my spacecraft. I wonder how Luke and Leia are doing? They made a new friend yesterday, Han. He better not break Leia's heart. I blinked out of surprise. Where did that come from?

I already have a force bond with Luke and Leia. Surely that overprotective that was Luke's and not mine. Right?

Leia's p.o.v

Darthy walked into the kitchen area still covered from head to toe in clone era magnets. I think he stopped trying with the pranks.

"That because I did. Force bond." Darthy spoke up as he sat down next to us.

Luke glanced at me and shrugged. "So, we meet with Han and he introduced us to some friends of his."

Darthy glanced at us over his newspaper, "Oh? How did that went?"

Luke took a deep breath, "Okay I guess, one of Han's friends' name was Old Ben. He felt strange. Kinda like you only lighter."

Darthy leaned towards us, newspaper forgotten, "What did this Old Ben look like?"

I sat down my meelirun and spoke up, "Old. He had white hair. Oh! And a short beard and sparking blue eyes that seem to glow with wisdom and peace!"

Darthy nodded slowly, his right hand rubbed where his chin would be, "Hmm, it sounds like Old Ben is the Jedi Master Obi Wan Kenobi. He was one of my Jedi friends. I rather have him by my side in a fight than the Emperor. If you want you can ask him for Jedi training."

Both of us smiled at that. Maybe it is good that the three of us are the only ones that knows the real Darth Vader. I clap a hand over my mouth to hid the giggle as Luke and I both broadcast the same message to all three of us.

Obi Wan's P.o.v

"… and he wasn't even bothered by the fact that everyone was laughing at him." Kallus gave us his daily report. Apparently the girl slaves he brought to Vader didn't impress him. They all were sent home.

"If I didn't know better, I'd say he's looking for something. Whatever it is, it's hidden amongst the slaves." Fulcrum spoke up glancing at Kni- Padawan Jarrus.

Kni- Padawan Jarrus spoke calmly, "If Darth Vader wants something we cannot let him have it. My crew will go undercover and get it."

Fulcrum nodded before turning to me, "You have success I hope?"

I bit my lip, "Weell, we've meet but they left before I could recruit them. I'm afraid recruiting the twins is harder than it looks…"

A/N: Well then that was fun! See ya again soon! R&R!

Stormy out!