A/N: Bookkeeper- Not exactly what happened in my head cannon but funny still. This chappie takes place the next day. I.O.N (For Dummies: .Nothing) Except Astra!

Vader Saves Kallus… and Gives Him Spying Tips.

Luke's p.o.v

Yawning, I stretched in bed before rolling over. Honestly, I'm too tired to get up. After learning who our father is, and consequently our aunt, we had to take Darthy to the med bay and after that go shopping because we only had food for two people, not four! This all lead to a really late night.

I was about to fall back to sleep when, "Astra Skywalker! What did I told you about taking my stuff!"

Quickly, I jumped out of bed and rushed outside. Where are bullet of blonde hair and sky blue eyes rammed into me.

"Um, hi Aunt Astra. Isn't that Darthy's lightsaber?" I asked my newfound aunt, who had Darthy's lightsaber.

Astra grinned, "What, this old thing? Yea, it is. If Ani asks, I don't have it." With that she bolted down the hallway. Before I can remind her that 1, we're all connected to the force, and 2, Leia already did the turn the lightsaber pink trick.

Turning the corner I was greeted with the weirdest sight. Darthy, also known as Anakin Skywalker, was half in his Vader suit and half out.

"Hey, Darthy? Can I borrow your credit card? Leia and I are meeting up with a friend for lunch later today." I asked, playing the all innocent kid that I am.

Darthy glanced at me, "Luke, don't play innocent. Did Astra came through her with my lightsaber? Tell me the truth and I might give you my credits."

I calmly pointed the way I came, then walked off. I quickly found Leia, got some credits (Thanks Darthy!) and hurried to the catina that Han seems to always visit.

Two hours later…

"Hey Han! How's Old Ben doing?" Leia called out as we walked up to our friend.

Han looked up at us. "Hey Luke, hey Leia. Old Ben was released this morning. He's at home resting. What prank did you pull this morning?"

I smiled, "Actually, we ran out of prank ideas, so you might ask Aunt Astra what she did since I think she started."

Han jumped, "Wait, who?!"

Darthy's p.o.v

I was walking in stride with Kallus when Palpatine arrived. The fruitcake quickly made his way over to us.

"Vader! There is a spy here and I want them dealt with immediately!" Palpatine shouted once he was positive he had my attention. I could feel Agent Kallus fear of being discovered. He was also producing into the force his utter betrayal.

I rolled my eyes. Amateurs. I quickly looked around looking for some one hundred percent loyal to this fruitcake. Finding what I needed, I turned to the emperor,

"Already found him." I could feel a spike of fear next to me, "It's the Seventh Sister! The other day I found out she is a Jedi in disguise."

Kallus almost fainted right then if I didn't grab hold of him. Palpatine nodded, "Okay, that is all I wanted. Take care of it."

I quickly grabbed Agent Kallus and bolted to where the Seventh Sister was casually leaning against the wall.

"Hi Lord Vader. What did the bo…" before she could finish her question, I used my once again pink lightsaber to cut her down. Then I dragged Kallus into an empty room, locking the door behind us.

"Amateurs! Seriously! You need to learn to hid your feelings better if you are going to spy on Palpatine! You are lucky I was there to cover for you! Next time don't focus on the mission; focus on who you are doing it for!" I yelled at Kallus who looked completely lost. Growling, I then stormed out.

Kallus's p.o.v

What just happened? First Darth Vader insisted the spy was one of the inquisitors. Then he… lectured me on how to spy on Palpatine. How is this a prank on the mystery twins? It doesn't make any sense and it's helping the rebellion!

"Kanan, I'm giving myself a vacation." I spoke into my commlink.

"okay, any reason why?" Kanan's voice crackled through.

"You'll never believe me but I think Vader just covered for me." I honestly answered back.

This prank war just got confusing.