A/N: Umm. Mind draws blank. Hey! The Rebellion still don't know they are recruiting Darth Vader's kids! Let's have some fun with this! Also I am almost done with this story and starting a new star wars story that also stars Astra Skywalker and a random girl she kidnapped…

I.O.N!

Who is Their Father!?

Kallus's p.o.v

"So, Vader lectured you on how to be a better spy?" Zeb asked me for the hundredth time.

I sighed. I was at home base eating lunch with the ghost crew telling them what happened yesterday.

"Yes, for the last time. That's why I'm eating lunch with you guys." I explained once again.

The little Jedi spoke up next, "Maybe it wasn't Darth Vader, maybe it was Luke in disguise?"

Kanan nodded his head, "Ezra has a point. It could be a twisted idea of a prank of his."

Hera stood up, "I don't know about you boys, but I'm going to find Ahsoka and Sabine and see what is taking them so long."

I grimaced, "You do that, I need to get back to work."

Of course I should have stayed. The second I arrived, I noticed Darth Vader is covered in flowery magnets, and his cloak is pink. Today is going to be strange.

Luke's p.o.v

"… I think Darthy rolled his eyes when he saw the mess Aunt Astra made of his uniform." I laughed as I finished telling Han about the latest prank. Leia had gone birthday shopping with Astra.

Han gasped, "Okay, your aunt has some strange idea at humor, also we were wondering if you would like to join the rebellion?"

I smiled, "Sure thing, but shouldn't we ask our Dad first? He's no fun if you get on his bad side."

Han smiled back, "Sure thing. Same time tomorrow?"

"Sure thing." I then left to find the rest of my family. And quickly make a purchase on the way out.

Han's p.o.v

I got up to leave with Chewie when I froze. "Wait, who is their father?"

Darthy's p.o.v

After work, I headed home to my family. Hopefully they forgot what today is. I haven't celebrated in years and don't want to start. I walked into my mansion and noticed the lights were off.

Frowning, I took off my helmet, "Astra? Luke? Leia? Anyone here? I… can't sense you… did that old fruitcake gotcha while I was away!?"

Just then the lights turned on, and I was temporally blinded by my family's combined force signatures. Blinking, I turned to face them and noticed a Jedi themed birthday cake, a birthday present, and Jedi themed balloons.

"Surprise!" Astra and the twins jumped up and shouted.

"But how, I didn't tell you today is my birthday!" I spluttered out of surprise.

Astra just laughed at my befuddled expression, "Ani, as your older sister it is my job to remember your birthday!"

Luke interrupted just then, "You do realize that as twins you share a birthday? Also, Happy Birthday Darthy, Happy birthday Aunt Astra!" The last part was said in unison with Leia as she pulled out a second birthday present.

I turned to see Astra looking as befuddled as I did early. "Remember how we were little one of us always forgets that we share a birthday? And Mom kept saying one of these years both of us would forget? I think it is this year."

Astra nodded her head in quiet agreement. We then opened up our presents. I got a Speeders 101 holopad, while Astra got a book on Pranks for Dummies. Leia jumped up,

"Oops, it was supposed to be the other way around."

"Are you saying I'm bad at pranks? Because you are right. Maybe now I can get you and Astra." I said jokingly.

We started to cut the cake when Luke spoke up, "Hey, umm, Dad? Can I ask you something?"

I frowned, "Luke, what did you do?"

Luke quickly backed up, "Nothing! Han wants me to join the rebellion, and I thought I'd ask you first."

I laughed, "Is that all? Course you can join! Here let me get some top secret plans that only Palpatine and I have access to, to give to the rebels."

Kanan's p.o.v

Han barged into Home Base out of breathe. Lando looked at him before jokingly saying, "Hey Han, Vader got your song?"

Han straightened up and looked straight at me and Falcrum, "I wish. I finally asked Luke to join, and he said he needs to ask his dad first."

"Wait… who is their father!?" basically everyone in earshot shouted in unison.

I turned to face Hera, "This just got interesting. Any clue if their father let's them join or turns Han in?"