Gotham City, 1970

Batman and Robin were chasing the Archer through town.

"Holy merry men, Batman!" Robin exclaimed, "How are we going to outwit Archer this time?"

"Take heed, old chum!" Batman said, "Good always triumphs in the end!" The Batmobile was in hot pursuit of the Archer's new arrowmobile.

"Confound it, even with mine new chariot with horsepower, ye sheriffs of Gothamham are still on mine tail! Make haste, ye merry men, and lay waste to the Cape-ed crusaders!" The Archer's henchmen, dressed in medieval garb, jumped out of the back seat of the vehicle and headed toward the oncoming Batmobile.

POW! BAM! The Dynamic Duo punched the henchmen off the car.

"Hit 'em with the batzooka, old chum!" Batman shouted.

"Right, Batman!" Robin exclaimed, as he whipped out a small weapon.

"Run for it, knaves!" Archer shouted, "Make haste!" Robin fired at the fleeing criminals. He hit the Arrowmobile. Archer lost control of the vehicle and slid into a ditch.

"The game's up, Archer!" Batman said, jumping out of the Batmobile and placing the bat-cuffs malignant marksman, "Those who rob from the rich to make themselves rich must learn that crime never pays. Warden Crichton awaits your return. I also have a feeling a certain hero from Star City will want to speak to you about copyright infringement regarding your vehicle."

Suddenly, Robin heard a beeping coming from his own utility belt.

"Holy distress calls!" Robin exclaimed, as he took out the small radio, "Robin to Titans tower! What's the trouble?"

"Robin," a female voice said, "Mad Mod has escaped again!"

"I'll be right there, Drusilla,' Robin replied, "Round up Victor, Wally, Kori and Gar!"

"Go, old chum!" Batman said, "The Titans need you! I'll take care of Archer!"

Robin raced over to Titans Tower, where the rest of the Teen Titans were waiting for him.

"Drusilla, what's going on?" Robin asked the junior partner of Wonder Woman, also known as Wonder Girl. Before she can speak, a reception came over the monitor screen.

"Mad Mod is what's goin' on, me duckies!" the red-haired British man said. He was dressed in a disco outfit and wore purple sunglasses. "With the mod set becoming ever more popular in jolly ol' England, I've decided to take control of Gotham as well! With help from Lord Ffogg, I think I've concocted the perfect scheme! And you lot won't spoil my fun this time!"

"Wanna bet?" Robin retorted.

"Not even the bloody Avengers, John Steed, Emma Peel or Tara King could stop me!" Mod yells, "What chance have you brats got?"

"Don't underestimate us!" Drusilla shouted. "I come from an island of trained warriors! I've best minotaurs, Nazis, and Ra's Al Ghul!"

"I didn't ask for your resume, dearie!" Mod said, "Anyway, be seeing you lot!"

MEANWHILE, BRUCE WAYNE SPENDS A QUIET EVENING AT STATELY WAYNE MANOR…

"Master Bruce," faithful butler Alfred said, as he comes walking into the study of Wayne Manor, "With Master Dick off helping his youthful compatriots, I was thinking that you and I could go to see a movie or something. You know, for old times' sake?"

"You know how I feel about that, Alfred," Bruce said, "I rarely see movies today outside of my civic responsibilities, after the deaths of my parents."

"Of course, sir," Alfred said. "But one would think that—"

Suddenly, the butler was interrupted by screaming from the next room. They rushed into the living room, where Aunt Harriet is having a nervous breakdown.

"What's wrong, Aunt Harriet?" Bruce asked calmly.

"Oh, Bruce! Alfred!" Harriet Cooper replied, "I was reading the newspaper and I saw some disturbing news. A pilot in Coast City crash landed while doing a test flight with Ferris airlines!"

"Ferris airlines?" Bruce said, "I have stock in that company. Will the pilot be alright?"

"It says they haven't found his body yet," Harriet said, "It just makes me so nervous with Dick on the verge of graduation and hanging out with that group of youngsters in Jump City so often, it just makes me think something like that'll happen to him."

"Rest easy, Aunt Harriet," Bruce said, "Remember, Dick comes from a family of trained acrobats. He'll be fine."

"I know, but poor John and Mary couldn't avoid their terrible fates at the hands of that monster, Tony Zucco." Harriet said.

"Rest assured, Harriet, I give you my solemn word I won't let anything happen to that boy." Bruce said.

MEANWHILE, AT TITANS TOWER, THE TITANS ARE FACING THE MALEVOLENT MASTERMIND, MAD MOD!

Robin, Drusilla. Beast Boy, Cyborg, Starfire and Kid Flash are all chained to desks as Mad Mod's hypno-screens attempt to mesmerize them.

"You lot spoiled my fun in Riverdale," Mad Mod said, "But now I'm gonna make sure you never ruin anyone's fun again! We may have entered the 70's, but I'm gonna see to it you little snots stay in the 1960's forever!"

"Why are you obsessed with the 60's?" Drusilla asked.

"Because it's the last decade where anything made sense!" Mad Mod snapped. "Ever since Nixon took office, things haven't been the same!"

"We didn't ask for political opinions, Mod!" Beast Boy said.

"Well, it doesn't matter, my duckies, because Lord Ffogg's psychedelic fog is gonna keep you duckies in mod style!" Mad Mod said, as Lord Ffogg's pipe emits hallucinogenic gas.

"As the yanks say, this party is a gas!" Ffogg said. "I must say, Moddie ol' chap, after my alliance with Miss Gough and Mr. Freeze, and since my sister is no longer on speaking terms with me, this partnership with you should prove fruitful."

"Not quite, Lord Ffogg," came a voice, as a blue-gloved fist knocked the monocle off of Ffogg's face.

"What?" Mod asked, momentarily distracted. Robin quickly grabbed Mod's cane with his legs and hit Mod with it, shutting off the hypno-screens and freeing the titans from their shackles.

"No!" Mod screamed.

"Oh, yes, Mod!" Robin said. Cyborg punched the sinister schoolteacher.

"Thanks for the assist, Batman, but we could've handled it, Robin said, turning to his senior partner.

"I know, old chum, but I was on my way here to give you a graduation present." Batman said, "Fortunately, I was able to subdue these fiends."

"Oh joyous day!" Starfire exclaimed, "The day of Dick's graduation is upon us!"

THE FOLLOWING MORNING AT WOODROW ROOSEVELT HIGH SCHOOL…

Bruce, Alfred, Barbara Gordon, Harriet Cooper, Starfire, Drusilla, Beast Boy, Cyborg and Wally West were all seated for Dick's graduation.

"…And graduating with highest honors, Richard Grayson!" Principal Schoolfield announced. Bruce and company stood and applauded as Dick received his diploma.

Later on, at Dick's graduation party at Stately Wayne Manor…

"Congratulations, Dick!" Barbara said, giving him a hug.

"I guess we can't be known as the Teen Titans anymore!" Garfield Logan said.

"You've grown into a fine young man," Commissioner Gordon said.

"Thanks, Commissioner," Dick said.

"Drusilla, I've been meaning to ask you," Bruce said, as he pulled Drusilla aside, "How is Catwoman doing on Paradise Island?"

"Oh, she's adjusting to life on the island perfectly, Mr. Wayne." Drusilla said.

"She hasn't diverted to her criminal ways?" Bruce asked.

"Not as far as I'm aware," Drusilla said. "Mother let me leave the island a few months ago, and ever since then I've been with the Titans. Diana's been filling me in on what's been going on. I haven't been to man's world since 1942."

"I remember reading about your World War II exploits," Bruce said, "And Talia?"

"Diana questioned her, but I don't think they've been able to find anything out about her father's plans." Drusilla said.

"Dick has your team, I think time I assembled a legendary team of my own." Bruce said. "Wallace, can you run a note to your friend in Central City?"

"Sure thing, Mr. Wayne!" Wally said.