Some time later, at Ra's Al Ghul's stronghold in Nepal…
A bald man walked in to a torch-lit room and unmasked Alfred. Ra's Al Ghul stood before him.
"Thank you, Ubu," Ra's said, "You may leave now."
"Yes, Master," Ubu said.
"I'll have you know, sir, that I've been kidnapped by many a ruffian in my day, and you will not overpower me." Alfred said.
"Yes, Mr. Pennyworth, we'll have no backtalk from you." Ra's said, as he knocked him out with knockout gas in his glove.
"Maybe he'll be my new tosser!" Joker said with a chuckle as he waltzed in the room, "Do you have any orange wedges?"
"One of my maidservants will prepare a bowl for you," Ra's said.
"What do we do now?" Joker asked.
"You and Mr. Pennyworth must stay here for quite some time, if we're to truly break the Detective." Ra's said, "But don't worry, I have plans for you both. Mr. Pennyworth will not only reveal Batman's secrets, but also vital information he obtained while working in British intelligence with the late Alexander Waverly."
"By the way, what did you use to substitute Alfred's body with?" Joker asked, "Clayface?"
"No, Joker," Ra's said, "As I told you, I once specialized in designing robot duplicates in England. I simply created one of Alfred and deactivated it. Now come, you must share with me the most devious plans you've had for the Detective over the years."
"Hoo, ha, ha, ha, ha! Excellent!" Joker laughed, "I try to feed them to a giant clam, crush them with a meteorite museum exhibit, and even press the Boy Blunder into his own comic book!"
"Well, I have special plans for you, Joker," Ra's said. Ubu swiftly knocked him out with a karate chop to his neck. He turned to his bodyguard, "Take the clown to his quarters and make sure he's out of tricks."
"Yes, Master." Ubu said with a bow.
"Father, I have returned," Talia said, as she came into the room.
"Talia, I see your escape was a success," Ra's said, "Were you able to acquire anything of value from Paradise Island?"
"Catwoman stole some treasure, but I learned the location of their Lazarus Pit in relation to ours and the one in Gotham. I dropped Catwoman off there, by the way."
"Excellent," Ra's said, "Our plans for the destruction of Gotham can now commence. Neither Batman, Wonder Woman or anyone else can stop us!"