We were pulled out of the car and drug into the building, Cris mumbling under her breath with every step as she walked beside me. The armed men surrounding us really not giving us the option to even try and escape. We just endured the best we could as they gave us a push, which made us both stumble a few steps. Cris' eyes flashed with anger as she gave me that look. One I knew all to well. Someone was going to get their ass beat...if we ever got out of here.
Somehow we managed to keep our balance even though our hands were tied behind our backs and they just kept moving us farther into the very upscale house we had been brought to on the outskirts of town. "Smells like fucking weed in here." Cris muttered.
"Just a bit." I wrinkled my nose. "Why everyone likes wacky weed I don't know. Shit stinks."
"Quiet!" They both got snapped at along with another push.
Cris glared at them, her eyes narrowing as we stumbled along again.
We were finally led to a large room that looked like some kind of fancy office and our escort fanned out behind us after we were pushed in. You know the type. Lots of big furniture and fancy shit to accommodate the 3 inch penis complex.
There was a man standing behind the desk, stinking out the whole room with a big cigar as he took a puff on it as we were herded up to him. "Welcome ladies. Welcome to the home of Hawkfly."
"Hawkfly?" I tried not to laugh as I looked at Cris.
"I'm sure you have heard of my sheer awesomeness."
"No...not really." Cris told him as her brow shot up. Was this dude serious?
"Surely you have... Everyone's heard of me."
"Nope." My own had popped up by this point.
"Very well then." He looked a little disappointed. "But I and my Hawk Flyers have heard of you and the medding beasts you hang out with. Rumor has it they aren't even close to being human."
We tuned him out after Hawk Flyers...because we couldn't hold our laughter anymore.
"Oh my god." Cris giggled as a tear ran down her face. "We got caught by the village idiot..."
"I'm not so sure there is a village out there that would claim this idiot." I replied. "They must be pretty desperate if they did." And we cracked up again.
"How dare you mock me!" He puffed another puff on his cigar. "Not such a wise thing to do."
"Buddy...you have no idea on who just did the unwise thing here." Cris smirked at him.
"Not I. I plan to use you two to keep them at bay. Their...interference is costing me a hefty profit. I thought this all out very carefully. And I seriously doubt they can match my intelligence!" He puffed up like some damn peacock or something.
"Ah..." I said as I looked at him like he wasn't all right in the head. "The notorious 'Let's catch the women to use them to blackmail co-operation' idea."
"Like that hasn't been used a thousand time." Cris rolled her eyes.
There was a quick flick across the window behind Hawknuts and I smiled. Cris was the only other one who caught on to it and she gave me a very amused half smile.
"So, please tell me Oh mighty Mr. Hawkfly..." I started. "What happens to us if they don't decide to listen to your...offer?"
"Simple my dear." He puffed again. Damn thing stank as much as the weed did out in the main house. "I kill you."
"I see. And what makes you so sure that you can do that?"
"Because I am smarter, richer and I can get away with it."
"Um...one last question."
"And that would be?"
"What in the hell made you think we would let ourselves get caught by the likes of you?"
"Excuse me?"
"Oh please you peabrain." Cris rolled her eyes at him. "We tangle with Hun and his goons all the time. This little flea circus operation you got going on here ain't nothin'."
"Bud...you just fell for the oldest trick in the book. Did the thought ever occur to you we needed to find your main base of operation, and you just gave it to us?" I added.
"What?"
"Good god...he's dumber than Mikey..." Cris muttered. "Let me clarify it for you. And I'll use real small, easy to understand words." She walked around the desk and stood in front of him, leaning reeeeaaal close to his face. "You. Got. Punked. Punk."
We both leapt into the air bringing our knees up high as our arms came under us and into the front before we landed. Then we effortlessly snapped the ropes that had bound our wrists together. Then Cris' fist lashed out, hitting Hawkfly in the face and he fell backwards, rolling heel over head a few times before he rested against the wall on the far side of the room. "Now I know why Raph likes beating up on Mikey all the time." Cris let out this big grin. "It is kinda satisfying to knock stupid around."
I cracked up even as the windows crashed inward and turtles started flying in. Marina following behind with our weapons which she promptly threw to us.
"How'd ya get past the gate guards?" I asked her curiously as bodies started flying everywhere.
She gave me a nasty grin and lit up her stun knife...then used it like a taser on the guy next to her. He started to do the twitchy dance before she shut it off and he fell to the floor. I cracked up again.
"Well that wasn't very satisfying." Raph muttered as he spun his weapons into their holders.
"Pretty pathetic over all." Donnie agreed.
"Any one hurt?" Leo asked as he looked around.
"They are." Mikey chuckled as he pointed to the knocked out figures all over the room.
Cris had by now walked over to the Mighty Hawkfly, reached out with her hanbo and tapped him on the head a few times to get his attention. He looked up at her, his eyes still a bit dazed. "You might want to think about giving up this line of work." She told him. "Not really suited for it." Then she punched him again, this time knocking him out. "Idiot." She muttered as she turned from him.
"So what's the story with this one?" Leo asked as he nudged the guy with his foot.
Cris and I looked at each other and started laughing uncontrollably. "We'll tell you on the way home." I managed to get out around my laughter as we walked to the window. "You won't believe this shit..."