(A/N): So yeah, I noticed that some of you in the reviews wanted Luna vs Luan, so here y'all go! Enjoy and we'll be back soon with yet another battle!
Luna:
Oi mate, Luna Loud here
About to make a joke out of this joker
Your unoriginal jokes and pranks are medicore
Meanwhile I'm lightin' up the stage with my Mick Swagger
Oh what's wrong? You're already looking haggard!
Must be your first time going up against a real rapper.
When April Fools' day rolls around you take a turn for the worst
Thanks to you, now that entire holiday has been perversed!
Seriously, dude, I dunno how we're not dead!
Otherwise, you spend most of your time taking jokes from the internet that we've already read
Hey, no need to look so furious,
I thought you liked being a joke, why so serious?
Luan:
First time against a rapper? Don't make me laugh
If that's the best you've got, I'll have to teach you how to rap
You are an American idiot, pretending to be British
And you call my jokes and puns bad, everyone is a critic
You keep playing loudly until we see the daylight
I think you don't understand we don't wanna rock and roll all night
You look just like Adam Sandler, because you have to grow up
You always go out late at night, I hope you don't do drugs
Luan Loud is okay, and I'm here to stay
Now Luna, walk this way, you'll meet with a pie tray
You like rock so much, you should visit a chapel
Pray for your dead idles, how you like them apples?
Your style is so wild, I could call you Dante
Because you are on a highway to hell, Devine comedy
Luna:
If you think you're okay, you've already gone insane
It really says a lot when your 8 year old sister can take your fame
Yep, even she's more of a dame!
I've got them to let the spotlight Shinedown on me
Step to me and I'll go on a Godsmack-ing spree
Don't worry about me, I'm already too chill to need weed
The only drug I take is love,
Love is all I need
You call me an American idiot,
But you and Brian Reagan are the ones who's Stupid In School
That buck-toothed face makes you look like a mule
I almost feel sorry that it's so easy to lyrically take down this April fool,
And unlike you, both me and my music will always be cool!
Luan:
If you really believe that your music sounds pretty
You must be the new member of the fools Paradise city
You keep your ways, and you'll be living in a shack
I can't tell who is worse, your soundtrack or Nickelback
And don't make me laugh, thinking that you'll put me down
Hahaha, and I was here thinking I am the clown
You fooled me twice, my dear, you say you're too chill
But when it comes to love, you're the only one struck with fear
Call me insane, but you're the one to talk
You play so loudly, your ears will need a doc
So don't be mad if you become a target of mock
When you fail your career and create another school of rock
Luna:
When I walk into that school, my very presence rocks that place all day,
Just like you said
And if you keep your ways,
You'd be looking at enough debt to make you drop dead!
Luan:
It's time for the Joker to scrub the dirty lies of the Night club
Just like you do with your guitar, I'm gonna tear you apart.
Who won? Who's next? You decide! Let me (really us) know your thoughts in the reviews! :)