Author's note: Ok folks. I usually don't do this...but this shit is too funny... Made me spit my drink all over my computer... Credit for this wonderful oneshot goes to Autobot Aftershock. She wrote it out and sent it to me, so it is with her permission I'm posting this. The OC's used here are hers and the story is told in the perspective of their leader, Starstriker. Pay close attention folks...you may see these toons again in the future... And if you have been following my videos...you already have seen them. I'll let you figure out which videos ;)

The prank

So, Lennox had the bright idea of letting the Elementals stay back instead of going in on a mission, telling us to just "take it easy." We don't know how to do that. So, naturally, it was time to raise hell.

"What do you want to do?" Inferna groaned.

I looked at her, thinking for a moment or two. "Alright. If I alter the ground bridge to be a dimension hopper, where would we go?"

"Oooh, shattered glass dimension?" Starblast suggested.

I shook my head at that one, nothing to do that would be fun there. Just a bunch of ass holes.

"Hmm, a Dimension where Hogwarts exists?" Ariel suggested.

"Maybe do that one on your own time. Oh! I read a thing, where they did a dimension hop and found some dark Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles." I offered, wiggling my eyebrows.

"And you want to troll them?" Inferna asked, sounding interested.

"Well, they are pretty big headed and quite the douche bags."

"I'm game!" Inferna raised her hand. If she loved anything, it would be putting someone in their place.

"You sure we're not going to mess anything up?" Clayshah asked, sounding skeptical.

A plan ran through my head, a mischievous smile made its was to my face.

"For what I just planned about 7 seconds ago, these guys work for the Shredder. We can totally use this to our advantage, faces covered and no powers."

"Meh, fuck it, I'm in." Clayshah shrugged. We were all just so bored so why the hell not?

"Meet me in the control room in 20, Starblast, I need you to get some Arizona teas." The light goddess nodded, brow raised but I know she wanted to know what I was up to. We all broke apart.

*20 minutes later*

Starblast quickly handed out all the Arizonas to everyone and we hid them in our bags. I was so excited to do this, it is going to be funny!

"Alright, so the plan is, we are going to travel to the point and time where Shredder is giving his: "take over the world" speech and well, we are going to troll it. He is giving the speech in a large theater type place, enough for a lot of people, but discreet enough to not get attention. You guys know the audial setting in those?"

The girls looked at me curiously.

"They are set up so you could hear someone from the very back open a piece of candy in a wrapper, they do that so the music blends better and everyone can hear when orchestras or symphonies play, it is an engineering masterpiece really that room." I nodded, kind of zoning out for a second, lost in thought.

"Anyway, so guess what he'll be able to hear?"

It clicked with the girls, and they all smirked at my plan.

"Add the fact that everyone will be way too scared to talk for that exact reason, we have a perfect opportunity to raise hell."

Elementals all smirked.

"Come on let's go!" Inferna dragged Aquarius and I towards the ground bridge controls. I placed a hand on it, willing it to do some tweaking.

Then, Clayshah activated it and we all ran through to the other side. "I've always wanted to see New York so this really is a win, win."

We all quickly ran to the theater we knew the speech was going to be said in, sure enough, large groups wearing full foot clan garb were going in.

"Move fast, grab what you need!"

The elementals quickly knocked a few foot soldiers out, they were minors in the ranks so they didn't kill them like they usually would with bad guys. They quickly put their gear on.

"Smells like rotten cheese and ketchup" Inferna huffed.

"That's a little unsettling" Aquarius sounded amused nonetheless. We all grouped in, and packed into the theater, taking a look around.

"Try to stay close to the door, chances are this is going to end with us hightailing it out of here."

"I really like the sound of where this is going." Inferna laughed.

We all took seats near the stage but far enough back where we could make our escape. We were all spread out, doing everything we could not to giggle.

The Shredder made an elaborate entrance with the dark and evil looking Ninja Turtles. I had to just shake my head at them. They weren't made for this bull shit, but meh, maybe a reality check in the future was coming for them. I just really hope they would stop doing what they were doing. It was just not right on so many levels, and I just knew they were unhappy with themselves.

"Greetings, loyal servants of mine!" The Shredder voiced. Before he could get another word a very loud snap, click, hiss of an Arizona tea can opening, Clayshah was trying not to giggle.

Shredder looked in the direction, but it was hard to pinpoint who did it, everything echoed, he looked at Donatello. The turtle nodded and made his way into the audience, stalking around to find out who did it.

"As you all know, I have indeed created a plan to dominate the world, I will take precautions and exceed in different methods where others have failed." He paused to look at everyone, another loud: Clack, pop, hiss bounced along the walls, followed by a giggle. The shredder turns a seething glare at the turtles, Mikey went to go scout for the perpetrator this time, the two turtles kept searching. Ariel casually put the can down where no one could see it.

After the Shredder was sure no more interruptions would occur, he began his speech again, throughout it 3 more can openings occurred, then finally, I was the last one.

"After we begin the chain reaction. The world's leaders will go into a war with each other" tss. Click, snap. He tried to ignore it, cute, his turtles just weren't able to find us yet, there were six of us and only four of them.

"And while the countries cripple each other-" SLUUUUURP.

The Shredder shook with anger, looking at the turtles. They quickly moved to go find me and giggle sounded again. Goofy Clayshah.

"While they cripple each other, we will take heat of the moment, and cripple them further, and reign supreme!" The shredder finished.

"Ha! Gayyyyy!" Inferna yelled. A bunch of different giggling radiated everywhere, the elementals were cracking up, it was even more funny.

"You give me eggroll, me love you long time!" I could hear Starblast.

That took a lot out of me not to laugh, I had to be careful, Leo was getting close on me. There was more laughter. The Shredder, you couldn't see his face, but man was that guy getting pissed.

He was shaking, and further snapping at the dark turtles, who were becoming frustrated and frantic themselves. But the sound was traveling too much, they just couldn't pinpoint the trouble makers.

"Your plan sucks! And you are Cliché!" Clayshah voiced.

I muffled my laughter from that one, then turned my attention to the black banded Leonardo. Here his master was about to rip throats out, including his, and this pig stopped on a female foot soldier. You couldn't see her face but you could tell she was uncomfortable, and a female, her uniform outlined her figure. Leo was giving her a creepy/hungry look and she was at the point of trembling, desperately trying to seem unafraid.

So what do I do? Glad you asked, I turn around and throw my 90% still full Arizona at his head and quickly turn around. Smiling at the loud smacking sound, I thought I got the upper hand but when I looked up his large fists were above me, he looked like Donkey kong about to smash a barrel.

"Oh shit!" I dove out of the way and saw my chair was smashed to pieces, like, it was flattened. "Time to go ladies!"

"Get them!" Shredder snarled.

Inferna saw Raph a row below her, smirked under her mask and closed in on him, shouting "For mother Russia!" She moved quickly to Spartan kick his ass over a row of chairs making him trip and do a somersault over another row. Luckily, by now, people were up and watching wide eyed. Well, I was assuming, I couldn't see their eyes anyway.

"Go!" I yelled. Everyone started to scramble so we mixed in with the rush but then exited instead of continued the search like Shredder ordered the foot guys to. But we didn't go unnoticed, an angry flash ran through Raph's eyes and the usually red masked turtle chased us down with his brothers.

"Oh-shit-oh-shit-oh-shit!" I yelled, regardless, we were all having a great ol' time running down the halls and laughing while the 4 reptile bulls were chasing us.

"Think they're mad?" Inferna was laughing so hard she was almost wheezing.

"Naw bro, they peach" I responded.

Aquarius, holy crap, I thought I was going to have to carry her, I have never seen her laugh that hard in my life.

"Incoming, oversized load behind us!" Starblast voiced as we ran by some foot, that brought up more laughter, how we were managing to do as much laughing as we were and to still outrun them was way beyond me.

Finally Leonardo was able to get close enough to us, jump off of a wall and jump in front of us, Inferna met the blow he tried to give me, catching it.

"Dude!" I hissed. We weren't supposed to be nearly as fast as them let alone as strong as them. Inferna saw her error, after she stared at Leo for a couple seconds, she gripped her hand as if she hurt herself

"Ahhh. Oww, this gringo is crazy, ah. My wrist-run" We all ran again. The turtles were kind of in shock at the scene, but their anger immediately came back when we started to run.

"Fucking window, fucking window, fucking window" yeaaaah. We crashed through the window… Luckily, we were only on a first floor. We hid behind an alley way, I so know we didn't lose them, they were made for tracking, they would find us in no time.

"I'll go check things out" Inferna said. She moved along a wall, then made her way down the Ally, but within minute, a loud crunching and what sounding like rolling metal mass was heard. Inferna ran by us saying:

"Ohgodohgodohgodohgod" a barrel rolling car following her that Raph threw.

"I think they are still pissed..." We took a detour to meet up with her, then we really ran, we had our fun, it was time to leave. Besides, we were going to be giving them a wild goose chase after we vanished. They wouldn't be able to keep up with us at the pacing we were now running, after we got some good distance the ground bridge was activated and we ran through.

The green portal closed behind us, then we released a roar of laughter. Oh that was great, best idea ever. We all took the masks off, snickering and laughing still, trying to get over the craziness, it was freaking great.

"What have you guys been doing?" All the girls and I turn towards Lennox, but he wasn't alone. Nemesis Prime was with him.

"Nothing." I quickly said.

"Is that so? Last time I checked, the foot soldiers from the "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles" show you love and make me watch wore that exact gear." Nemesis narrowed his optics at me, I looked at my outfit. This plan could have gone over a little better in the ending, but meh, what could you do?

"You're right, I shouldn't be wearing it. Want to help me take it off?" I smiled innocently at him, making sure to bite my lip. he glared at me for a good, several seconds. I could feel his internal battle over the bond, but I could also feel how he liked how tight the uniform was on me. Then finally, he kneeled down and held a hand out, he was angry at himself for giving in. It was hilarious, but it appears this night is going to be a win, win, win. Until morning where he makes me tell him everything and then lecture me, but until then I win haha!