Lisa:
Here's your warning to take precaution,
I'm a prodigy, Leni, and I'm about to enlighten you of your misfortune!
I can create whatever I want, become rich or live in Istanbul
The most you'll achieve is a full-time job at a drive-thru
I think there's a mistake in that face of yours
I can't tell which nose is worst, your own or Voldemort's
I've seen a more percipient Macaca Fascicularis with intellectual disability
In layman's terms, compared to you, a moronic monkey has more ability
And what's worse is that you can't even learn basic calculus
Honestly, the fact that you're still alive is miraculous
You are so ignorant, that if you traveled to another planet
There wouldn't be intelligent life, you might even forget your helmet!
Leni:
Like, I'm so glad you're finally ready for some advice
So I can teach you how to feel some joy in your life
You're such a moody, condescending little genius
Always so serious
You put the A in academics and the F in friendship
Speaking of which, here's a tip
How 'bout you, like, actually give people a chance rather than lip?
I know I'm not the brightest by a long shot
But at least I don't act like a robot
Thinking that you're the best 'cuz you can do math,
But I think not!
Hold down your ego, which is already minor
Or you'll see a really mad fashion designer
I think we need a new sister pick
Because this one isn't a very nice chick
When she could help with the flu, she tried to leave quick
While some were stuck with the disease, now that's sick
Lisa:
Regarding the infection, do you remember when our brother
Had to sacrifice himself because you couldn't choose a mask color?
Learn how to have joy?
You're the one to blame
Because when I was in elementary, you would only complain
While I was happy with all the fame I gain
You were struggling because you don't have a brain
My name is Lisa L Loud
The smartest kid around
Making the whole crowd proud
Out of my time travel portal
Now for the achieve nothing Loud
Go on and check your bank account
Just like in 1929, she will break down
Because she can't stop spending downtown
Leni:
Well I told you that you wouldn't wanna see me angry, now I'm seeing red!
I'm aware of my less than stellar grades, but don't be mislead,
I've got more than just air in my head!
My ice-cold raps are sure to make you drop dead
And ironically, sometimes you're even more thickheaded!
Everyone tunes your boring lectures out like white noise
You can't hide forever behind your sciencey little toys
Good thing you're always blowing stuff up,
That way, you're used to being burned
Lisa:
Here's a neat suggestion from a specialist
Your raps would be better if they cease to exist
After I'm done, it's obvious to everyone,
Just like your IQ, your chance of winning is the log of one!
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