Lola:
Oh hey, Lola Loud here,
Royal Woods' resident pageant queen just like every year
And even though I'm here, this isn't gonna be pretty!
Just by looking at you, I can't help but feel pity
I'm a princess, life chose me for the life of perfection,
You're just a failed comedian who's setting up her life for rejection
Now I get that you wanna stay happy and all
But pouring bleach on your emo sister is simply unacceptable
I know that I've done some dastardly things
Pretty as an angel but don't you ruffle my wings
And I've heard of pranks gone wrong, but never that bad
Ya failed at makin' jokes and ya failed at pullin' pranks
Stick to what you're good at, and run away like Tom Hanks
You know what happens when Lola gets mad...
Luan:
Guys, come here, I heard the best joke, man!
It said this girl right here though she would win against Luan
I have as many failed pranks as you have talent, Lola
You're not a challenge, Lola, your words are as acid as a can of cola
I've seen those pageants you attended, they have their standards
But it's time someone shows you how to have class and manners
You just give orders and do nothing, I'll call you queen bee
I would make a joke about it, but bee puns really sting
She thinks she's so special, because she's a princess wannabe
People don't stand up for royalty,
If the queen just sits down for royal tea.
When one of her grandsons misbehaves, the queen is having a bad heir day.
Thank you all for your presence, I'll be roasting from Monday to Sunday!
Lola:
Silly rabbit, you can't expect to come back after stepping to me!
Watch you struggle to keep up, as I just sit here sipping my tea
Maybe instead of wasting your money on pranks that aren't funny
You could use those building skills to craft some new plot lines
We've already had to deal with your April Fools' tomfoolery three dang times!
The only way you could ever get an audience laughing,
Is if you resorted to gassing 'em
I'm the very epitome of class and order
You're a discount Joker with an April Fools' disorder,
Unbalanced like I unbalanced
The skill it takes to win pageants, with my unique talents
Gave a whole new meaning to "prim and perfect"
And as far as I'm concerned, you just got wrecked!
Luan:
Talk about money waste, but you cast Lori in your spell
To buy everything they sell in that five star hotel
You don't work as a rapper, and neither a bluebell
Do what you do best,
Yell and hide in your shell.
And I need plot lines? At least they have ideas for me
Your character arc is complaining that you're not pretty
I can actually understand why you're so hateful
For you, every day is Fools' day, even if it's not April
Got the house filled with traps from roof to the ground
Thought you might have already found
You can ask anyone who is around
That in the end, I'll win this round
It's time for Lola's beauty sleep, before her makeup's swept
Still got tea, I'd leave it, because my rhymes so hot you're gonna spit it!
Both:
It's true, I'm kind of ruthless, fighting someone who's so useless
Lola:
The only thing I'm spitting is fire hot enough to leave you fried!
Luan:
I'll prank you, make you surprised!
Lola:
Better watch your back, I can and will uncover your deepest darkest secrets!
Luan:
Blackmail won't stop me from speaking
Think this will be an easy win, and that you'll have the crown
The only thing you'll take away is a pie from the clown
Lola:
Oh, blackmail is such an ugly word
Youthink you can beat me? Now that's just absurd
In this fandom, the annoying one is never the sister that's preferred
Both:
Don't you try to run n' hide or confronting, you know I'm very good at hunting.
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