Lynn:
I heard ya like learning
But you won't once I school you in this battle
Earning yet another win to my streak and shaking you like a rattle
I'm an ace on the track
Sprint, dash and hurdle
My status as a winner is universal
So I'm gonna break you down to your basic level
I can lap ya and pass ya a hundred different ways
As everyone watching from the sidelines throw their hands in the air and give me their praise!
But every single one of your experiments go bang!
Now even I want some introvert time sometimes,
But to the point of getting and F in social skills? Dang!
Sitting there by yourself answering questions nobody asked
Meanwhile a buncha guys and even girls wanna get up on my jock
And you're probably the reason our bathroom door no longer has a lock
I mean seriously, placing cameras in there?!
And I thought the thoughts puberty gave me would earn me a glare!
Lisa:
Wanna talk about disgusting, fine, see what comes out after you have your subs
Try some fish, it's good for the brain and your guts.
Talking about education?
Oh please, that can't be
I have PhD's,
You won't have even a high school degree!
There is always some madness in love
But there's also always some reason in madness.
Why, when you hurt people, you seem to feel a lot of gladness
Lincoln is your younger sibling, check his age
Stop with your rampage, you may have broke his rib cage
Just to prove... what? That you like to rage?
When you lose, you get quite paranoid
You should stop before you get addicted to steroids
My diagnosis, after all of my time and studies
She goes crazy like a monkey, when she hears the word lucky
Oh, you want a second opinion, buddy?
Let's see... oh, you're also ugly
Lynn:
(Rapid-fire bar-spitting)
You really wanna talk smack?
Allow me to attack Lisa the hack.
Your brain glows green
Whenever you go out of whack
And your hair n' chompers are gone
Due to you playing with nuclear like knickknacks
Society and the science community gives you a lot of flack
Even worse, you experiment on us too,
You're a maniac!
(Normal speed)
I know that I'm not the prettiest of girls,
But I'll cut you with my real teeth and let my words unfurl
Put down that pile of textbooks, they're overdue
You're the discount Marcie to my Peppermint Patty
So from now on, that'll be "sir" to you!
Lisa:
Say it like that, our siblings get alarm
There are accidents, but above all else, I want to do no harm
Unlike you, whose charm is to beat others, and then rearm
Don't come here tell me what is wrong or right.
I'm not a maniac, I'm a scientist, the difference is not slight
That's right, brain over heart, that's how I work
And I won't bother listening this compulsive little jerk
I see you're afraid to lose, I'm gonna give you a bruise
Lincoln suffered from your abuse, but just like me, he beat you too.
I like helping people, pointing out their issues
But I'm running out of space to write your mental conditions
You've got yourself in a dangerous position
Best treatment, sir on the corner
Here, have a box of tissues.
Fear of losing, shaming, being weak, I'm still counting
Seriously, I'm impressed by how many phobias you have,
Try not to get sad, we don't need a corpse to hang.
You say you love sports, that you master them all
But a few years after you're born, you had a lack of both your balls
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