Lori:
Literally, what is it, lame-o?
You really think that your Ace Savvy shtick would take the show?
Why even bother trying to flow?
Everyone knows my little bro's soft as a froyo!
Not gonna lie, people still think you're adopted
'Cause this White Hare
Sparked interest about his white hair
But it turned out you didn't have a care.
I was literally born with the authority
To put down this little bunny!
So get the message, to avoid being put in peril,
You best not be messin' with this city girl!
Lincoln:
This is Lincoln Loud,
The most popular of us all
Stop fighting with all the crowd,
The family needs no more brawl
You call me adopted so you don't lose your glory,
But we all know I have a cooler birth story
And now, it's time for me to invade your territory.
You're so addicted to your phone, to get your focus it were banned
Babe is your nickname? Mine is the man with a plan!
You know my name, I have the fame, the biggest show is what we became
And this is the only time I can claim that I'm the one to blame.
Lori:
You are to blame, for most of our fiascos
Even with that phone call
In which you made me out to be a Diablo!
It's sad, really, that our fans can't recognize my good intentions
And I know I went overboard with the dress situation
We've all been trying to forget, but every mention
Just brings more attention.
Man with the plan indeed, you've done well with potential
But as a person, you lack the parts that are the most essential!
You couldn't plan an escape out of a wet paper bag without it blowing in your face
'Cause you just can't help but rush in without any haste
Lincoln:
Good intentions, did Leni make you stupid or do you have that much bravery?
To try and convince us there's good in dictatorship and slavery?
One thing you got right, that dress story gets a lot of attention.
Your fake selfies that give you tension almost reach such a dimension.
Not to mention, you always like to hang out with your boyfriend or buddies.
Wake up girl, you've got one year 'til college, and we've never seen you study
You say I'm only potential, you can't even say that
I'm surprised mom and dad didn't call you for a little "get-ready" chat
(Turns around to the others in the room)
Hey girls, I'll send another voice message, to see how she reacts
(Turns back to face Lori with a smug smile)
This time I won't try to delete it, 'cause she needs to hear the facts
Lori:
Tell me, dear brother, what would you do without me?
Pure authority, represent it proudly!
Just 5 minutes without my order brought anarchy
I'm the head of the group, queen bee but no wannabe
I'm no Lisa, but I am a genius
Mess with me and I'll send you flying to Venus
Getting up in my grill is playing with fire
At 11 you'll already wanna retire
Most of the time I can and will be kind
But a threat I find you should keep in mind
Dare to come into my room and "I'll literally turn you into a human pretzel!"
But go on one last verse,
I believe we've still got something to settle.
Lincoln:
Who do you think you are? A genius? That's not true
Pride in authority? Keeping order? What's next, killing Jews?
I can smell the lies, and it's worse than dad's stew
But it's exactly the same scent I smell when you make noises with your shoe
Now she'll keep her mouth shut, afraid of what I have to say
Likes to dress as in the military? Sis, let me teach you how to cosplay
This girl likes to scream and create rules that way, leaving her mark
Where is the authority to go to the basement when it's dark?
With that little device of yours, you do nothing all day,
It's not strange that you're always losing to Carol Pingrey.
(Mic drop)
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