Lynn:
Why don't you avoid this battle like you do with glitter?
'Cause you have as much of a chance to beat me as Lori against Lincoln
You don't wanna fight with Lynn, you'll lose your grin
We'll have chicken for dinner, because I will win
I'm the greatest sports girl and rapper you ever even knew
I'll roast ya till your mud dries and turns you in a statue
A lot of modifications on Vanzilla you're making
Now I see why she is always breaking
You want my skills? Be healthy.
Ever heard of vegetables or toothpaste?
Because trust me, you won't gain muscles eating or playing with nuclear waste
Lana:
Ooh, here comes Lynn,
Lunging at everything that moves like a big dumb goblin
You talk a lotta trash for someone who used to wear a dress
That entire verse of yours was simply a mess!
And not the good kind, either
My raps are sicker than the things I eat, sure to give you a fever
I've got nothing to fear, you've already lost twice!
That's what you get when you play it too nice.
I won't gain muscles?
Sure, tell that to the gators that I wrestle!
And compared to me,
You're just a pretty little kitty.
I can tame wild animals and fix cars already,
And I'm just six
My life's already set up for success,
So come at me, make my day, princess!
(She hurls a large mudball at her, only for Lynn to effortlessly catch it in her right hand and throw it out of an open window with one fell swoop. She doesn't even miss a beat.)
Lynn:
Lesson one, if anyone's stupid to come against me to brawl
I'm an expert on dodging and throwing all types of balls
And who're you calling a princess? Do you know your contests?
Excuse me, but I'm pretty sure Lola wants back her dress.
(Lana growls and blushes in embarrassment)
That's you're plan for life? You should be in a panic
'Cause I've never heard of a good life for a plumber or mechanic
Don't even begin with animals, ever heard of Greenpeace?
Try to help animals, but your time fighting them only increases
Forget about a training, here's a professional burn
I'll have more victories that you'll ever earn
Now here's what will happen, and you should have done against your twin
I finish my line, you hide in the trash bin, and then I win
Lana:
Whoa there fella, you're coming up a bit short with your stuff
But that's all I'd expect when rapping against a dwarf
You and Linc are pretty much the same height
Even though you two don't match up quite as much in might
Tell me, which incident destroyed your rep worse?
You gloatin' like no tomorrow, or kicking your bro outta the house?
Do that to me and I'll show you why you should never agitate
An un-neutered alley cat!
I don't even need your karate, I'll pelt ya with some jarate
(She takes out a small jar of, well, "jarate" and then simply tosses it over her shoulder, not looking back)
Everyone needs a refreshing drink after a game well played
Here, you're welcome to have some, Linc's game said it's just fresh lemonade
It's been a heck of a time
Remember when I said I'd work to be less gross? Well, I lied!
Spittin' hot flow like lava, leave you fried
Your verse was so dry, I don't think you even tried!
(Ronnie Anne jumps in through another window at the right, paying no heed to the shattering glass and landing in the middle of the two)
Ronnie Anne (While basically roaring every line):
Are you kidding me with this blah blah blah?!
I've gotta give you both some news before I break your jaws!
I've heard more thoughtful discussions, back in In Tents Debate
You two got rhymes more disgusting then what Lana ate!
Your rhymes are so weak, I came all the way from the Great Lake!
Right back in Royal Woods to improve the rap, for everyone's sake!
You are two of the worst rappers anyone has ever set eyes
Lynn only wants to talk sports, and Lana about mud pies
(She turns to face Lana)
You unclean little pageant girl, you're super bad at rapping
You wanna be good, first have rhythm with your armpit farting!
(She then turns to face Lynn)
And Lynn, is she a jock or a joker?
I've never seen funnier rituals from a softball player!
I'm the one who'd make the best for the family's tomboy
I make no messes, beat bullies and even bring some joy
Don't choose between Dirty Dan and the brutal beater
Go with the Latino, she has more style and meter.
I might have moved away, but the friendship and skill still stands
Lynn and Lana, shake hands and leave Rap Land
This house needs no more fights between the sweaty and the disgusting
Mark my words, are you hearing?
The others are coming!
(Ronnie jumps back through the broken window, leaving everyone in the room and especially Lynn and Lana dumbfounded. As evidenced by their jaws dropped and eyes wide open)
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