Lucy:
My name is Lucy Loud, the girl with rituals and weirdness
Who is also known as the Duchess of Darkness
For many years we scare our family
It's becomes quite conventional
But with only one of us,
When it happens, it's intentional
They recognize me for leaving people frightened as I walk my path.
You're only known as the bad joker or the prankster sociopath
Call me Batgirl, what goes inside the Joker's brain is mysterious
She should see the other side of the coin, and she'd see why so serious
I know spirits, I do rituals, I can even haunt your dreams
Let's see what makes our dear sister scream
You want to do comedy? That's no laughing matter
Because with her April Fool's tendencies, her audience will shatter.
Luan:
That's your opening line?
C'mon now, I was looking forward to some spooky rhymes!
Fool me once, shame on me
But fool me twice and I'll do more than just bleach you, ya see
Now I wouldn't consider myself mean,
But step to me and I'll show you why not to try to overthrow the Prank Queen
Pouty little vampy with an edginess addiction,
I'm an aspiring comedian whose talent has no restriction!
Your glittery secret's quite the contradiction
A love for princess ponies never would've been my prediction!
And you're looking pretty pale, that's an understatement
Must be from being cooped up with your bust buddy replacement!
When I'm done you'll have a real reason to be cynical
Add some color to your complexion when I burn you lyrically
Mix in some Head Poet's Anxiety
When you join the Dead Poet's Society!
Lucy:
That society is my dream, it would be an honor, but I have to work a lot
So I start with small and insignificant Royal Woods Theater, I thought.
I'm a well known artist, I can build a Corn Maze or a haunted house
You're only a laughing gas addict, even more annoying than Mr. Grouse
I am dark and spooky, I get the weird and scary girl crown
But you're the real fright, a psychopathic clown
Pointless destruction and pain for joy of a girl with hair that's brown
Who could have already ruined our whole town
You know the asylum on the mountain that was burned down?
You'll go, but your pranks won't help you survive until dawn.
Wanna talk about spooky? Fine, let's change style.
How about some poetry to break your goofy smile-
(subject to change)
Luan:
(yawning)
Ehh, I knew this would be boring
Sad compared to the contrast of Ronnie Anne's roaring
Putting words in my mouth, but you're the real dummy,
Call me Shenzi 'cause my inner hyena finds your efforts real funny
By the way, your name means "light"
If you say that's ironic, you'd be right
Your future doesn't look very bright!
Take it from me,
You've got nothing but darkness-induced apathy!
Funny when you compare the twins' situation to your overhype,
This gloomy gloom here is the physical embodiment of every emo stereotype
That's right, just a token
With everything else, you're mistaken
If I were to go further, I'd leave you completely broken
But it had to be said, time to awaken
From the fantasy in your head that'll be nothing but
Now I'm done dropping bars and truth, already baggin' the win
Best served colder than your Edwin's deadened skin!
Lucy:
With all the bad things in your mind, I could see manners wouldn't be an issue,
Now if you're done, my line I shall continue
It's the story of the crazy little girl
She had a smile as shiny as a pearl
When her family didn't laugh to the joke of the lady
She would just let her whole life become shady
But she couldn't hold it all, her wrath she would free
On April the First, those she called fools would see
That her sanity was gone just like the life of a cut tree
And their life's vanish when her counting reached three
Fright, shame, darkness and pain
Her brain took it all, it broke her chain
It made her insane, with hate in her veins
And made her family's life go in vain
Darkness consumes you, sis, even if you don't see
Want a title for the poem? It's "What Future Holds To Me"
But I won't let it
Our family won't burn like coal
A coincidence I needed to sacrifice a corrupted soul
Don't worry sis, I'm doing you a favor
(snarling) It will be definitely better then dealing with the pain of your comedy failure.
(Maggie opens the room's door, shrouded in the shadows until she steps out.)
Maggie:
Did somebody say pain and failure?
Make way for Maggie over here
I'm controlling this battle like a puppeteer
Although I'm no seer
The future shows my win is near.
I may have only appeared once in the series
But I made a lasting impression without being cheery
Luan, you're good girl, your soul is gold
And so would be your silence,
Since it wouldn't have all those bad puns told
You think you'll warm a heart like mine, ice cold?
Well, you must have something better than 50 year old jokes.
And you there, the starry-eyed goth Lucy,
Looking like something I'd see from Princess Pony trying to be edgy
Contrary to popular belief, we're not the same
You find joy in darkness,
But preps cower when they hear my name
The pain your pretentiousness brings me is immense.
Now, I oughta get back to my own fanged gang
Can't have the yin without the yang
'Cause you two are opposites that complete each other
Maybe you two can teach each other
Shake hands, you're both part of the arts,
One more thing, don't let anyone change what's in your hearts.
Who won? Who's next? You decide! Let us know your thoughts in the reviews! :)