Leni:
I'll handle these two,
I'm known to make people fall head over heels
'Cause really for reals,
Lori, everyone knows that stench isn't your shoe
Chaz:
I mean, I'll let you go first
But I'm definitely getting a word in
On this dolt who's duller than a bin,
And this bratty little vixen!
Leni:
Like L Is For Love, you're overrated.
Chaz:
Your love story is grossly exaggerated!
Leni:
Hey Lori, you still wear that girdle tanktop?
Geez, your sense of fashion surely took a big drop
I'm the full package, got both sass and class
Come at me, I'm like, totes ready to kick your-
Chaz:
Well, now it's time to talk about Bobby
You and your girl should get another hobby
I mean seriously, you let your little sister
Constantly pick on Lori's brother, mister!
Leni:
Once we're done with them, they'll be Driving Miss Hazy
Hey, we did tell you that going against us had a cost
Chaz:
They know they already lost,
So it's driving them crazy
Leni & Chaz:
Just admit that both your boring personalities
Were due to to the writers being lazy!
Bobby:
Babe, don't worry about their quibbling
I'll make sure they don't stress you more than your siblings
Lori:
Boo-Boo Bear, that's so nice, you're literally the best
But I won't stop fighting after she stole the way I dressed
Bobby:
Oh really, you going to call us overrated?
Oh, excuse me, I don't remember, when have you even dated?
You only appeared in one episode, who're you trying to impress?
Even Luan and Maggie have a relationship with more success
Don't you even dare be talking about mi hermana
She will make you run, you shopping mall Santa
I won't invite this fool for dinner anytime soon
We'll run out of food, before he's full.
He might even eat the spoon
Lori:
And you sis,
They say Everyone Loves Leni
But I know that you literally ain't worth a penny
Or you think I don't know you'd kick Chaz through the door
If he didn't have those discounts in his clothing store
This sure has a cost, and we're spitting the gold
I'm not boring, and I'm not written by a 5 year old
You don't know love nor rap, you've been burned
I'd give you some lessons, but you literally can't learn
Leni:
Oh, really now, I can't learn?
You can't handle not being in charge, I discern
Your behavior's brought us a lotta concern
It's quite obvious that attention's what you truly yearn
Throwing off my driving test,
And keeping everyone stressed?
Yup, this chick's really messed!
Chaz:
Is it a fight you're looking for?
Are you gonna throw hands against these bars,
Or like the coward you are,
Will you just make a run for the door?
Leni, I think we've already made 'em crack
And no, I'm not taking it back,
Ronnie's stone cold like Medusa
Yeah, um, Chaz no le gusta!Leni:Chaz, honey, you're right
We might be taking it too far
Especially since one of them can't handle sharing the wheel of a car!
While her boyfriend is nothing but a desperate, mindless working drone
Lori, I've seen what pic you used for Bobby on your phone
Due to these two, there's a reason Vanzilla has a sticky seat.
(Chaz: Ew!)
Just admit it, we've got you beat
Man, even I can, like, feel the heat
Bobby:
Oh, that's it. They know...
Lori:
That they've literally ruined their flow
Bobby:
Let's show this Gary and Mary Sue how love is done down in Mexico
Lori:
Our relationship only grows
Bobby:
Going fast, we ain't going slow
Lori:
We're so perfect, we know each other's verses against our foes
Bobby:
I am no coward, and I'll defend my babe to the end
Seeing you, I'm afraid you might eat your girlfriend
Yes, I work a lot, ever heard of responsibility?
Eating snacks and playing games won't bring any utility
And, really, that's what you use against me?
Do you, by any chance, even know my family?
Try observing, and you'll see Ronald's a great pick
Yet, I'm saying this to a guy so fat he can't see his little d-
Lori:
Boo-Boo Bear, no need to stress, we're in this together
Plus, their verses hit us weaker than a falling feather.
Ignore my sister, she doesn't know what she could say
She can't even dodge a wall that's in her way.
As for you, mister, Bobby is right, you're not fit
He won't run trough the door, but at least he can walk trough it
I'd say you get in shape, but a circle is already one
Your character development is as small as the exercise you've done
Bobby:
Good rhymes there, Babe!
Lori:
Oh thanks, Boo-Boo Bear!
Bobby:
You definitely got these two falling off the chair
Lori:
They can't hurt our love
Bobby:
It's just like a bubble
Lori:
And it's always great you're here to make it double.
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