Lisa:
Your chances of winning are F(x)=√x, where X | Z and X 0
(Lana stares back silent and confused)
In other terms, they are nonexistent, in a language spoken by smart people
You shall call me your doctor, I've been here to help since my primes
To aid you to spit out both types of garbage: what you eat and what you call rhymes
Seriously, your hygiene levels would earn an F in a click
Your younger sibling needs to put you to bed, you must be sick,
With trends toxic
I admire your appreciation for animal biology, therefore science, as I do
Though you fail to realize certain species are hazardous
My theory after observation: you miss a good arsenal of rhymes
It's time for my experimentation with your verse, and I'll conclude I'm right.
Lana:
Glad you got that outta your system, Lise
Otherwise, you'd just end up feeling worse after the rhymes I release
You're like a computer, sitting in a room surrounded by wires
I doubt you'd move even if it was set on fire
Yeah, I'm sick, I'm so ill I'll make your cables go haywire!
You're the one that studies nature, but I'm the dominant one in this ecosystem
And you haven't gotten any time to gather wisdom
Yeah, you're smart, but that's basically it
It's pretentious, flaunting it around without any instinctual wit
See? I can use big words too
But I've got many other talents, unlike you!
You wanna talk about animals?
I've got the strength of a lion, and could wrestle a crocodile
The things that I can handle daily would leave you trying to hold back bile
But your lack of concern for others' safety is what's truly vile!
Lisa:
So let me get this straight, you wrestle alligators, and I lack wisdom?
If you haven't already in your competitions, I'll now make you meet your doom
You state right, the only physics I have is on studying electricity, light and movement
Despite your claims towards your skills, I find it hard to be proven
That attraction to animals and tool management is something not many people can do
You surely adore animals, a fact that does not leave you like a program in a machine
Might go to Africa to help take care of them, and then suffer diseases due to your fear of needles and vaccines
You may claim I don't have morals, that I don't care for safety, but you should understand I'm not the one
To have a lot of pets due to believing that zoophilia is correct and fun
(Lana drops her calm and collected demeanor as her expression darkens. She cracks her knuckles and gets ready to go all out.)
Lana:
That's it, Lisa, now you've awoken a dire beast...
No more Miss Nice Lana, that person is deceased!
Why does that even have a scientific term?
It's because of people like you, I bet I can confirm!
Now I've got nothing here to lose, and you have nothing that can be saved
Maybe you shoulda thought of that before accusing me of something so depraved!
The other kids keep away from you because you're empty inside,
Friendships don't work out well when they know that a sociopath resides
Lisa:
I only have-
Lana:
I didn't say I was finished!
When I said you were vile, I meant it
Did you really think I'd forget it
When you tried to hook up wires to Lily
When you set up cameras in our rooms and bathroom to take away pieces of our privacy willy nilly?
It was bad enough when Lola made that joke, but now you're hammering it more
Some of our other sisters already exposed who you are at your core
But they failed to mention that without your madness you'd be a bore
You know who fixes the house whenever something goes wrong, like an explosion in your room?
Yeah, me, you're welcome!
Sorry I don't meet your standards of tidiness, not a fan of perfume
But maybe you should learn to have respect for your resident fixer-upper
I'll make you eat your words, and it'll be your last supper.
Basically, you're a disgusting, weird, friendless, crazy girl
Who messes with dirty stuff against the rules so she can mess it all up-
Lisa:
So... you're talking about yourself?
(They both lunge at each other, each with a fist raised and a scowl on their face)
Who won? Who's next? You decide! Let us know your thoughts in the reviews! :)