Luan:
Well if it isn't lil' Stinkoln here to face me in a battle
How long have you been scared to fight me 'cuz you're fragile?
Just like Lynn, afraid to lose or get called out, heaven forbid
Warning, I'll drop ya faster than Lynn and Ronnie ever did!
Still got snow on the roof?
Yeah no, I wouldn't call that snow
Surprising how nobody else mentioned that, but I know
I already own a business, unlike your failed one as a Girl Guru
But the funniest joke I've heard all day has gotta be you (ooh!)
You follow my lead, because you're just my assistant
Tried to take over the show once, but your talent's nonexistent
Allow me to be Miss Meanie,
I mean, your character development isn't the only thing that's teeny!
So come at me, don't be such a weenie
Lincoln:
(Sigh) Alright, here we go again
Another sister about to enter Lincoln's rap pain train
Talk about talent, if nobody told you why they're afraid of you, I will
Each year in April, we fear you might start counting kills
Your crippling addiction is definitely not fun
You couldn't even stay an hour without a 'knock-knock' pun
Your comedy show is like acid rain
Some stay dry and others feel the pain
You can't stop even when we've turned off the lights
I bet Luna even cries with your sleep talking every night
People heard your lines, and just like the puns, they all said boo!
Your rhymes are, as Lily would say...
(Lily impression) 'Poo-poo'
Luan:
You think I haven't heard those things before?
By golly, every new episode with you is a bore
Everyone can use some joy, why don't ya smile more?
Sad that you can't break outta your Predict Ability
I may be a jester, but even I have got more nobility
You're right about the acid rain
Cuz my burns hit you with sizzlin' pain
All your likability has gone down the drain
You oughta face the facts, nobody likes you anymore
That's what you're pining after so many girls for
An even worse Casanova wannabe than Carlino
Meanwhile I'm drowning you out with my flow like El Niño
Lincoln:
Ugh, and she still wonders why she doesn't have friends in this day and age
Braces, annoying, and a once a year prank rage
And her so called talent doesn't let her kiss her crush upstage
I might not be as loved anymore, but nobody would like you to start with
You somehow even fail to be the family's comic relief
It's not time to smile, rapping is No Laughing Matter
Cause between a clown on the circus or the sewers, you bend to the latter
This might be rap battles of Royal Woods, but you made it far from epic
Go back to your only friend, Mr Coconuts
I heard you love to play medic.
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