Lynn:
I may not be one for beating sissies, yeah that's true
But when it comes to taking down a pink demon with a Napoleon complex,
I've got quite a storm to brew
Lola, you're nothing, your rivals sure had it right
Sure, you know how to twirl a baton, but otherwise you're not that bright
I'm more graceful than you when I'm covered in sweat and mud
As I slam my opponents down with a thud!
Anyone can tell who the winner-Lynner's gonna be at first glance
Why do you waste your time performing that same old ribbon dance?
I can play any sport, and better than anyone else at that
You're just a one trick sparkly little brat
If you think you can turn me into a doormat
Hope you know a few things about hand-to-hand combat!
You're a disgrace, you have no place
With your lack of talent you'll be nothing more than a pretty face
Lola:
Oh, look what time it is
It's Lola's time to shine
Better back up before all your trophies become mine
It is better to retire, you're out of good rhymes
No healthy sportsmanship, and a violent mind
Dang it Lynn, saying I have no talent is rude
When all you do is play with balls and eat disgusting food!
How you have the courage to eat all that meat?
I tried a sub once, and it tasted like...spoiled treats.
From my dresses, to my tea, everything is magically fabulous
The only 'magic' thing you have is what comes with your flatulences
Luan is the clown, but you're the one that brings the humor
A small child and bad loser
Why do you think we call you junior?
Lynn:
Well sorry about being rude, but I don't do politeness
I may be a junior, and you may be a princess
But I'm the queen of sports, and I outrank you
So bow down to your royal highness!
You're about to witness that magic, things'll get tragic
When I've got a Dutch oven ready with your name on it
Funny you bring up courage and expect it to have backlash
You barely have enough to clean up park trash
The mere sight of a worm makes you dash
Yikes, right
And it seems you failed to mention
The lengths you'll go for attention
Even when it causes tension
Since you think you're so clever
Lemme set things straight, I'm not gonna be short forever
So you better watch who you call small.
If you think you won this round, you couldn't be more wrong
Do what you do best and run off to sing another girly song
Lola:
Ugh, this had to come from a body builder
Claim to have giant muscles, but it's all just filler.
Run from this battle? Please, you've seen nothing
I'm not the one whose only special skill is jogging
You have so many steroids you crushed your brain like an ant
Your verses stink
(sniff sniff) Ever heard of deodorant?
Apologies if I at least try to keep myself clean
Unlike you and my twin, I'm not a trash bin
You have a huge name on sports, that is right
How does 'girl who doesn't pass the ball' name sounds like?
Royal highness? Huh, for a bunch of moles, maybe
I'm the symbol of beauty, 10 times more than you ever may be
So, you wanna be the queen? Fine, I'll call you our lady
Cause you're burned
Don't get it? Learn French, Notre Dame!
Who won? Who's next? You decide! Let us know your thoughts in the reviews! :)