Ichiya Becomes A Fairy- Chapter Two

A/N Welcome back! In this chapter we will be doing a collab with ShadowEmpress2734!

Shadow Empress- Hi

Shadow Empress will be our narrator for this chapter. She will be writing commentary about our glorious hero Ichiya as the chapter goes on.

Shadow Empress: Fine, but can I also be you're editor (for other chapters not just this one)

Sure thing buddy!

In Magnolia, the rain was showering down from the sky like bullets. The thunder boomed. The lightning struck the ground. Inside the Fairy Tail guild hall, everyone was having a marvelous time.

(Beating each other up is having a good time? Okay.)

Anyways, let's have a look inside.

"GILDARTS! FIGHT ME!" screamed Natsu Dragneel. He was, well, what you pathetic humans would call stupid.

(Got that right. NO OFFENSE TO NATSU. If calling a person stupid is offensive)

Yes, narrator, we understand. No offense to Natsu.

Getting back on track, Gildarts agreed to the fight.

"ALRIGHT! I'M ALL FIRED UP NOW!" Natsu screeched as he charged at Gildarts, his fist blazing. With one steady blow, the fight was decided. Gildarts punched Natsu in the face, and he went flying through the roof of the guild hall.

"Wow, don't you think you overdid it, Gildarts?" his daughter, Cana asked. "I'm sure he's all the way in Crocus by now."

"He'll be fine." Gildarts confirmed. Gildarts grabbed a job and walked out of the guild.

Just like that, Natsu came charging back into the guild.

"GILLLDARRRTSSSSSSSS! I DEMAND A REMATCH!"

"You're pathetic, flame brain" Gray Fullbusterinsulted.

"Oh, yeah stripper?!" Natsu responded. The fight escalated into an all out brawl, where most of the guild was involved.

"Boys! I'm going to ask you to stop now. You've destroyed the guild hall, AGAIN!" Erza Scarlet scolded. Something happened at that moment though. Erza's beloved, delicious, heavenly, delectable strawberry cake that she had been eating was knocked to the ground (Oh no). Everyone froze. Erza had a demonic look on her face, looming over Natsu and Gray. (Everyone run)

"I think it's time that you paid dearly for your actions. The punishment will be severe." (Damn) She pulled a giant longsword out of thin air and pinned Natsu and Gray down.

"The price for ruining my strawberry cake will be your HEADS! I think I'll start with you, Natsu."

They screamed a scream of true terror as the sword slowly got closer and closer to his face.

The only thing that helped Gray and Natsu see another day was the door to the guild hall. Erza's sword stopped about less than a millimeter away from Natsu's neck.

Breathing a sigh of relief, the boys ran for their lives while she was distracted.

Strangely, Ichiya walked through the door, sobbing uncontrollably.

"I-Ichiya?! W-w-what are you doing here?!" Erza asked shaking in terror. Erza ran away from the hideous beast standing before her and sat in the corner, shaking and crying, clearly still shocked from seeing our glorious hero at the door.

WHAT EVER WILL OUR GLORIOUS HERO ICHIYA DO?! Find out next time!

Shadow Empress- I have nothing to add except that Ichiya terrifies me as much as he does Erza

...Oh. Okay…

Thanks again Shadow Empress!