Ichiya sobbing on the floor was a terrifying sight. Anyone who saw this scene was doomed to have nightmares for all eternity. Seeing Ichiya in the first place was bad enough for them, but in their guild hall? No. No. NEVER. They saw Ichiya as a vile demon, coming to end their lives.
The door to the Master's office opened, and out came Master Makarov.
"Kids these days. Why are you quiet all of a sudden? Are you all dead? I hope so. I'm going to disband the guild someday if-"
Seeing Ichiya's beautiful face was too much to handle. Maybe that's why the Master had a heart attack all of a sudden.
Anyways, the Master was put in the infirmary, where he was brave enough to have a conversation with our glorious hero.
"Soooo… W-why have you c-c-come to our guild hall?" Makarov asked, terrified of the menace seated before him.
"I have been expelled from Blue Pegasus. Betrayed. Backstabbed! But I will not falter. So I came to the next best place, where the beautiful Erza resides. One day, I will make her my bride, but first I need to get close to her. So I've decided. I'm joining Fairy Tail!" Ichiya told Master Makarov.
Makarov burst out laughing. "Oh, I get it! You quit Blue Pegasus to follow your lifelong dream of becoming a comedian! That explains the part about marrying Erza, and joining Fairy Tail! It was all a joke! You were never good at being a wizard anyways, so congratulations! I think you found your true calling!" The Master's laughing slowed to a stop, until he realized something. Ichiya wasn't laughing. Or smiling.
"N-no, no, please tell me you weren't serious?!" Master had a look of true terror on his face. "Y-you actually w-want to join Fairy Tail?!" He screamed a scream of true terror.
No one really knows how Makarov died that day. Some say the shock put him in his grave. Mirajane became the next guild master, and said Ichiya could join, so she gave him the guild mark.
"Why Mira, why have you cursed us all?!" Erza shouted. "WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!"
A/N Thanks for reading! I hope you enjoyed it!