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Chapter/ Episode 3

"The Hidden Leaf Village"

As they got to the main gates of the Village Hidden in the Leaves, the two brothers couldn't help but be in awe at the size of the gates. When they got closer to the gate, they spotted some bored looking guards, Minatachi decided to have a little fun...

Guards point of view

Guard 1: "Man, why does nothing interesting ever happen. All we do is sit here and sign in and out visitors to Konoha."

Guard 2: "I agree. For once, I want something to happen that would make this job worthwhile."

Just as the guard said that, a flash of black and orange and red whizzed pash them, leaving a vacuum of wind so strong behind, it left both of the Chunin level guards on the floor. After popping back some arm and leg joints back into place, they sounded the alarm.

(Minatachi and Ryuu's POV)

Minatachi: "Hey Sakura, what's that piercing noise?"

Sakura: "Oh those are the Konoha Alarms."

Ryuu: "Is there a way we notify the Hokage that we are coming in peace?"

Minatachi: "Well Ryuu we could also…..Start a little trouble and see how strong these shinobi are ;).

Just as he said that he vanished and appeared right in front of the hokage mountain.

Minatachi: "Fire Style: Hiding in Ash Jutsu", After reciting those words and flashing though some hand signs, Minatachi blew a huge dust cloud around the sky of the village and clicked his teeth, sending fire chakra to them.

BOOOOM

The entire pile of ash in the air exploded like gunpowder putting the entire village in panic.

About 13 Hidden leaf anbu and 37 jounin shunshined around Minatachi. Who landed on a flat roof

Minatachi: "This'll be fun"

Minatachi activated his Byaku-Sharingan, and vanished.

Screams arose as Minatachi easily knocked them out as all of them engaged in taijutsu, He used body flickers and minor genjutsu to crush them

Unfortunately Minatachi couldn't pull out any justus, He'd destroy the villagers if he did.

3rd Hokage: "STOP RIGHT THERE" said a small old man with an air of a leader with a BO staff.

Minatachi appeared in front of the kage of the leaf, put him in a genjutsu, and sucked out all of his chakra instantly with Shade release, after the hokage passed out from to much chakra loss, Minatachi was done having his fun. Minatachi knew that if the hokage were more aware of the threat, he'd have more trouble

Minatachi: "Ryuu, I didn't even have to activate stage two of the byaku-sharingan, What a buncha weaklings"

Ryuu: "Yeah, I think we should chill out for now."

After they walked around konoha and got a few nasty looks with the 3rd slumped on their backs, they carried him back to the hokage office. As they slumped him of the chair Ryuu sighed.

Ryuu: "Wow I didn't think I'd ever have to use this jutsu on any anyone else but Minatachi."

He Flashed through the hand signs. RAM, BOAR, DRAGON, TIGER, MONKEY. "Water Style: Lazy Bum Awakening Jutsu". As he said that, a ball of cold water formed above the Hokages head and fell in a splash.

"NOOOOOOOO THE VILLAGE IT'S IN DANGER!…" He said frantically

Naruto: "It was just a spar Old Man" he said with smug look on his face.

Minatachi: "Hey, we are the people who could have just killed you, and the whole village, Hi, my name is Minatachi, I have Senju, Hyuga, Uchiha, and ootsutsuki genes. I have a powerful dojutsu called the Byaku-Sharingan

And I have a new bloodline that lets me suck up chakra or justus under A Rank, and then spit it back out even stronger.

Ryuu: "Hi, my name Ryu….."

3rd hokage: "OH KAMI IS THAT THE KYU...KyU….beee.b.b.. eeeee" The 3rd slumped over again and hit his massive forehead on the desk, After another "Lazy Bum Awakening Jutsu", Ryuu tried again.

Ryuu: "...Okaaay, I'm gonna try again, Hi, my name is Ryuu, I'm a person sized kyuubi with an alternate soul, I can use minor wood style jutsus, and I beat the 9 tailed fox inside of Naruto as well. I can use all of the minor justus of every element, along with my strongest attack, the mini tailed beast bomb that could probably destroy a small village, but I can only use it 2 times per battle."

THUMP

It seemed that the 3rd hokage fainted right on his desk.

After a third try with the Lazy Bum Awakening Jutsu and a couple cups of sake, the hokage seemed a lot more relaxed

Hokage:"Well you two, my name is Hiruzen Sarutobi, and I am the 3rd hokage, I have mastered all the nature transformations on a minor level, and have a monkey summoning contract, I Heard you'd like to stay here, well, after some paperwork and power scaling, you'll be official, but for right now…..Welcome to the Hidden Leaf Village.

After saying that, he moved away from his desk revealing a huge window that showed the whole village.

It was stunning.

The beautiful sunset was enough to bring even the strongest warrior to a stand still, the village was bordered by a long wall, and a forest on the outside, the village seemed full of so much warmth and kindness, and off to the distance, they saw it….Ichiraku Ramen.

Minatachi: "Hey Kuzen,..."

Hiruzen" It's HIRUZEN" He said with an anime sweat drop

Minatachi"...Hiruzen, I wanna go check out a place that Naruto mentioned back at Orochimaru's lair…Ichiraku Ramen"

Hiruzen: "Just don't do anything crazy okay"

Naruto, Minatachi, and Ryuu all said "Hai" at once.

Hiruzen: "Oh no you dont Naruto, you have to fill out this packet regarding your mission"

Naruto: "OH come on jiji, give me a break, I just wanna go eat some ramen with Ryuu and Minatachi, pleeeeeease"

Hiruzen: "Fine, but Naruto, leave a shadow clone here to do it"

Naruto: "Can do"

Naruto held his index and middle fingers of both hands in a t-shape, and a clone popped into existence.

Naruto Clone: "Hey there boss, I'll do the paperwork for ya"

Ryuu: "Wow, that's an impressive jutsu, mind teaching me"

Naruto: "It takes a butt-load of chakra, but okay"

Naruto then explained that these clones have physical form instead of the usual illusions.

Ryuu put his fingers into a t shape as well, and the whole room filled with Shadow clones...after they dispelled them, everything was covered in hair (LOL).

Before Hiruzen could kill all of them for turning all the upholstery from leather to fur, they used substitution jutsu and escaped onto the road of the village hidden in the leafs. After leaving Sasuke in a storage seal on Hiruzen's desk.

In order not to freak out the civilians, and after a few horrifying glares, they decided to run across the rooftops, once they got the the ramen stand, they ducked under the curtains that spelled ichiraku ramen.

Naruto: "Hey there old man….please don't freak out about these two.."

Old man: "Oh hi there Naruto, do you want the usual…..." He turned around and froze.

Naruto: "Stay calm, breath Old man"

Old man: "Naruto, please explain" he said, shaking

Naruto then explained everything, They introduced themselves, and they chatted about their powers and abilities

Old man: "Okay well then, I'm Teuchi the best ramen shinobi alive"

Minatachi: "What's a ramen shinobi"

Teuchi: "I have a Kekkei Genkai that lets me maximize the flavor of all foods, I chose ramen, because it's already the best food on earth, and doubled its flavor with my Kekkei Genkai.

Naruto: "Ramen is the food of the gods you guys" Naruto said with a shit-eating grin on his face.

Teuchi: "So, what kinda ramen do you want?"

Minatachi: "I'll take 17 large Tonkotsu ramen bowls with scallions, Lots of Narutomaki (fishcake) , seaweed, bean sprouts, and 10 slices of chashu per bowl, please"

Ryuu: "I'll have 24 bowls of meat lovers ramen. (think of a meat lovers pizza toppings in large portions on ramen and you get the picture)"

Minatachi and Ryuu are able to eat so much because when Orochimaru created them, he added a seal with a portal to a pocket dimension the size of about a bathtub in their stomachs, that's able to store all the food that they eat, and when they become hungry, they're able to send chakra there and send some of that food back into their stomachs

Naruto: "The usual, miso, chashu, you know the stuff, 19 bowls please"

Teuchi: "Can do!"

He took some premade noodles out of the fridge and plunged it in boiling water, he took a pan and heated up the chashu, chopped up the bean sprouts, mushrooms, menma, and seaweed. He then heated up the different soups, and then he assembled the bowl, first the noodles, then the soup, and then the toppings. After that that he hovered his hand over the bowls of ramen, and channeled his chakra into his hands, which were covered with chakra pores, such as the hyugas whole bodies, and he released what seemed to be chakra similar to that of a genjutsu

Minatach: "Why are you putting a genjutsu into my ramen.." He said, pouting

Teuchi: "It's not a genjutsu, My kekkei Genkai lets me made chakra that enhances a certain sense. I'm adding my taste enhancing chakra right now, so it'll taste better than any other meal on the planet, I don't have much chakra though, so there's a limit of how much higher the flavors can be elevated , I have strong chakra coils though, so I can hold alot.

Ryuu: "Mind if I give you a boost?"

Teuchi: "What do you mean?"

Ryuu: "Hold out your hand"

And he did, then Ryuu put his hand on Teuchi and released some of of his chakra into Teuchis system.

There was a blinding flash, then it went dark, except for Teuchi eyes….They were glowing

Teuchi: "THIS IS MORE CHAKRA THEN I'VE HAD IN MY WHOLE LIFE" He said in an echoing godlike voice.

Ryuu: "Dude, that's only 3% of my chakra."

Teuchi: "Nani!?"

Then Teuchi exploded…... JK

Teuchi then hovered his hand over the bowls of ramen and sent out "flavor chakra", the chakra coming out of his hands were like stars falling into the ramen bowl and dissolving, there was so much flavor chakra in there, It could kill a civilian from a brain overload.

Teuchi placed the bowls of swirling heaven in front of Ryuu, Naruto, and Minatachi. Teuchi made himself a tiny bowl of soup from the batch and tried it first, but he passed out from a nosebleed, and was on the ground twitching from the joy and excitement. The first one to try it was Naruto, who had to show us the proper Ramen eating procedure.

Naruto: "So, you Ramen virgins, first you have to thank the ramen…"

Ryuu: "Don't you usually thank Kami (God) before eating"

Naruto: "Ramen is the only god I need" He said like a preacher

Naruto: "...To continue, after thanking the ramen, you split your chopsticks and try the broth" He picked up the spoon holding the golden swirling flavor to his lips, and drank. He screamed, then cried and laughed with anime tears all at once from happiness and pure ecstasy

Naruto: "OH SWEET HEAVENLY GODS OF RAMEN!" Suddenly Naruto turned golden and became covered with a Golden sphere, he was at stage one of unlocking the 9 tails chakra mode

"Author Style: Flashback Back Genjutsu": (Naruto and Ryuu on their way back to the leaf)

On their way back to the leaf, Ryuu and Naruto were discussing how to unlock his 9 tails chakra form

Ryuu: "Naruto, to unlock this power you must discover what it means to be alive"

Naruto: "What do you mean by that, and why is it like that Nee-san"

Ryuu: "When I linked the 9 tails to you chakra network I applied a special seal, until you know what it means to be alive, in your own way, can you have such a pristine and untamable power"

Naruto: "Okay, so I have to discover what my will to live is, and protect it"

Ryuu: "Hai"

"Author Style: Back to the present story Jutsu"

Ryuu: (Insert Poker face here)

Ryuu: "His will to live is tasty ramen…..Wow..?!" He said to himself.

Minatachi was completely confused, and Naruto was floating in an orb, panting from the flavor adventure he just underwent.

Naruto: "Uuuh, what's happening. He said in a confused whisper

Ryuu: "Naruto...your will to live is….."

Naruto: "What is it, what did the ultimate power of the kyuubi choose to protect and cherish forever.."

Ryuu: "It chose...Ramen"

Naruto and Minatachi went anime straight face, and busted out laughing.

If fact, Naruto was laughing so hard that he stopped his transformation and fell on the floor.

Naruto: "Damn, that's hilarious, but true!" He said while still franticly giggling on the floor.

Ryuu: "NARUTO, MINATACHI, Take this seriously, this is the power of the strongest bijuu we're talking about.

Minatachi: "But it's such BULL, He unlocked, Kage level power, capable of killing thousands, leveling mountains, and almost unlimited chakra,..From..From...RAMEN!" He said gasping for air on the ramen bar

Ryuu: "I SAID TAKE IT SERIOUSLY!" He said in a demonic voice, sending so much KI out, that the ramen bowls, and pebbles around him started floating.

Minatachi and Naruto: "YES SIR" They said in fear of their lives, stiffened in alert. After having the initial shock of the ramen, their senses gained fortitude against the violent flavor, and after the best food they'd ever had in their Lives, Naruto suggested they stay at his place to crash since they had nowhere else to crash..