Chapter 4 "Power Scaling and Council Bashing P.1"

Minatachi was the first to wake with a headache, he opened his eyes to gaze into drool soaked pillow, which he easily fixed with a fire jutsu, and soon after, went to the bathroom. Then he finally remembered the previous night

"Author Style: Flashback Genjutsu"

After eating the god-send ramen at Ichiraku, they shunshined to Naruto's apartment…

Naruto: "Um...fellas….Sorry for the mess...I can't even remember the last time I've cleaned up"

Ryuu:"It's fine, Orochimaru is quite messy when it comes to his subjects orga….Nevermind, anywho, we're ready for the worst"

Minatachi: "I don't mind either"

Naruto put in his key, turned and opened the door.

Minatachi was the first the speak

Minatachi: "Well Naruto, it doesn't look to baaaaaa…" He stopped as he turned around the corner

It looked like a bomb had hit an indoor ramen shop with a clothing store.

There were bowls of half finished ramen sitting on the floor, which was completely covered with dirty clothes, and when he turned to look at the kitchen, there was an expired jug of milk, and a bowl of soggy cereal on a shabby crooked table.

Minatachi: "This is just...Depressing"

Ryuu: "I understand why you apologized, Naruto, I would be ashamed too"

Naruto slumped over in a sad position

Naruto: "I'm sorry you guys, I just can't afford to clean and wash everything all the time, ya know." He said, Teary eyed

Minatachi: "Not if I can help it "

Minatachi put his fingers into a t position,

Minatachi: "Shadow Clone Jutsu"

A single clone that appeared to be dead showed up in a cloud of smoke, it was almost as sad as Naruto's room. It probably didn't work because he didn't fully understand the jutsu

Ryuu: "Let me do this" He put his fingers into a cross position..

Ryuu: "Fox Style: Multi Fur Clone Jutsu"

To everyone's surprise, some of the hairs on Ryuu's hardened and shot out at least 13 of them, forming into a couple clones

All Ryuu Clones: "What do you need boss?"

Ryuu: "Transform into some cleaning supplies"

All Ryuu Clone: "Okay then boss"

Each clone then effortlessly transformed into brooms, Windex cleaning spray, trash bags, mops, and Bleach

Ryuu: "My Furry clones can transform into anything non alive, and either equal to my actual size or smaller, and stay in that form forever, It works like a jutsu form of alchemy"

Ryuu: "Alright Let's get cleaning"

They then got Naruto's room completely cleaned, and killed all the rats and cockroaches with small Fire Jutsus.

Minatachi: "(Sigh)….Now you can actually live here"

After disposing of all the trash bags, they rolled out mattresses that they packed and headed to bed.

"Author Style: Back to the present story Jutsu"

Minatachi then went to awaken the hibernating Ryuu..

Minatachi: "Get up you fat fur ball" He said while winding up a punch to Ryuu's face. He then released the punch and out of nowhere, one of Ryuus tails come out of nowhere and blocked the punch

Ryuu: "You thought I wouldn't notice you" He said, his voice said sternly, He hopped up with a flip, fur on his head astray, and sent a tail to pummel Minatachi, which was effortlessly dodged by the now fully awoken Minatachi.

They were both fist bumping each other so hard that it created mini shockwaves each time.

Naruto: "Saa..kura...chan I..I...didn...t..kn..ow..Y...y.. .lt th..at wa..y." He mumbled lewd fashion, appearing to be sleeping through the commotion

Minatachi: "Ryuu, we can spar later" He said whispering

Ryuu: "Yeah, lets wake up Naruto" He said with a smirk, obviously about to do something deviant. The two then moved over the Naruto's messy bed and yanked him out of it by his leg, making him hit his head in the process on the desk.

Naruto: "(YELP) Sakuraaa...Why-eee" He said while rubbing his eyes.

Naruto: "Oh it's you guys.."

Ryuu: "'Mornin'...pervert"

Naruto: "You went into my mindscape while dreaming!"

Ryuu: "Yes, I did" He lied

Naruto: "I'm sorry you had to see that"

Ryuu: "Just Kidding!"

Minatachi: "HA, GOT EM"

Ryuu and Minatachi: "HAHAHA"

Naruto then started pouting and got out of bed

Naruto: "Okay you all, we gotta get dressed and head out to get you two power scaled"

Ryuu and Minatachi: "HAI"

Then then put their hands into a symbol unknown to Naruto, and their sleep attire disappeared in a cloud of smoke, and simultaneously was replaced by their gear.

Naruto: "WHAT...How'd you do that"

Minatachi: "Well you see, since we ran out of space in out packs, we put our clothes in a storage seal on our bodies, so we can swap out clothing whenever we want... We also use mini water jutsus in between each change to clean ourselves up.

Naruto: "That's sooo cool"

Minatachi: "I know isn't it"

As Naruto got dressed in his signature jumpsuit (in all its hideous glory), Ryuu and Minatachi went out to get some groceries in henge, and fixed up some simple, but healthy breakfast for Naruto (Since they still had ramen stored up). It comprised of Orange Juice, Bacon, Eggs, and Toast. After Finishing up, Naruto, Ryuu, and Minatachi were on their way to the hokages office building.

"Author Style: Instant Destination Time Space Technique"

They reached Hokage Tower in a couple of chakra empowered jumps.

Then they proceed to sign in and reach the door.

Naruto: "Wait Wait Wait, Watch this"

Naruto then Henged into a Sexy Female version of himself.

Minatachi: "OH I CAN DO THAT SO MUCH BETTER"

Naruto: "Yeah well, we need the Old Man to still be alive after this" He said with a cheeky grin on his face

Naruto then jumped into the room and to his surprise, Hiruzen wasn't there..

?: "OMAE WA MOU…"

Minatachi: "Oh no you don't, that's my overused line"

Minatachi then jumped into the air to grab the robes of...Hiruzen

And slammed him into the floor

Minatachi then held the Hokage from his back, and used chakra to force Hiruzen's eye muscles open

Minatachi: "This is the END, NARUTO GOOO"

Hiruzen: "NOOOOO"

Naruto then turned around and both the Hokage and Minatachi had life ending nosebleeds , both ending up in bloody puddles.

After they got together their bearings the Hokage pulled out some paperwork.

Hiruzen: "These are the registration papers. Fill out your Clan, Skills, Affinities, and all other abilities you might call your own. Afterwards, I'll take you both to the training grounds and test you all in your respective strengths"

After completing the papers they handed them in…..

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Name: Ryuukao (Ryuu) Senju-maki

Age: 13

Likes: training, friends, creating jutsus, foxes, practicing throwing kunai with his tails, ramen (not as much as Naruto)

Dislikes: perverts, Danzo, ROOT, Civilian Council,

Goal: To Change peoples mind about the Biju, being a hero.

Rank: S rank "Do not engage"

Taijutsu: Fox claw style

Ninjutsu: Main: Lightning, Earth and Fox Chakra Style Sub: Wind, Yang

Genjutsu: Wrath of the Fox

Bloodline: Chakra chains,Senju, Uzumaki Level Chakra

Intelligence (IQ): One-Hundred Fifty-eight

Strength: 3/4 4 tailed beast level (Base level)

Speed: 3 Gates Speed

Chakra amount: Matatabi (two Tails) level

Fuuinjutsu: Seal Master Level eight

Prefered Weapon: Scythe

Summoning Contract: Fox contract, because he is the Kyuubi

Profile: Clan Symbol -

Name: Minatachi Tomoegaya

Age: 13

Likes: Girls, Chashu Ramen, Battling, Power, Lemons, and making weapons, and council bashing, Being cocky

Rank: S rank

Dislikes: Sushi, Sweets, and pure people

Goal: To be the greatest harem king of all time

Taijutsu: Dragon Fist, (Amaterasu Fist)

Ninjutsu: Main: Fire, Wind, Dark Release. Secondary: Yin Release, Lightning Release. Can manipulate all elements with chakra infusion

Genjutsu: Sharingan Genjutsu, and Kotoamatsukami (Once every month)

Bloodline: Sharingan (And the rest), Byakugan, Tenseigan, Dark Release, Dead Bone Pulse

Intelligence (IQ): 178 (Uchiha Blood, Sending Refined chakra to the brain), Even though he's a goofball

Strength: Naruto Kyuubi cloak- level

Speed: "Fast as rock lee without weights at 7th gate"

Chakra Levels: four fifths Shikaku level

Fuuinjutsu: Level 4 sealing apprentice

Weapon of Choice: Katana Daggers (I have fifty-two of them. I spin all of them in the air with a wind jutsu while fighting, so that they hover, and using the fast seeing speed of the sharingan, I simply grab one while it's hovering and slash with it, and spin it back into the air with a wind jutsu Look at how Juuzou from tokyo ghoul uses Scorpion quinque) ,Kusarigama of the Death Reaper, And the Tekko-Kagi of the Elements.

Summoning Contract: Six Paths Summoning, Shinigami Mode

Pictures:

Byaku-Sharingan Abilities: Seeing chakra points, Sharingan Genjutsu, Can't fall under genjutsu, 360 degree vision, Straight Tomoe, Copy Jutsu, 64 Palms, Photographic memory. Power boost. Killer Intention increase (Like Jugo), Dark Release (two overlapping Diamonds form on palm).

Mangekyou Shinakogan Abilities:

(Not unlocked) All things from Byaku-sharingan, Long range 360 degree Vision (take that Hyuugas!, Susanoo, Amaterasu ( with flame control) , Tsukuyomi, Straight Tomoe, Seeing chakra points, 4096 Palms, Fiction and Reality Release, (Both Eyes together). Hair turns Crimson Red, Pupil turns black, with Red strain lines showing up (Shown above), Hair gets shoulder length

(Not Unlocked)

Teinse-Shinogan: Eternal Amaterasu, Short range teleportation, Ultimate Yin release, Power of Destruction (By saying HAKAI I can make something cease to exist, Shuts down my chakra network for 3 days tho), Able to Copy Kekkei Genkai Techniques, Tenseigan mode (Tensei-Susanoo), 6 paths of pain, Hair turns white. And skin is covered with blue veins (And he glows). The ripple pattern spreads over the whole eyeball. Flying ability, True Fiction Release and True Reality Release

(Not Unlocked) Eternal Teinseko Shinnegan : Lets you use the max power of fiction and reality release, (allowing him to change reality and make anything physical out of thin air,) It also allows Minatachi to take the chakra coils out of humans, and make his chakra pool stronger along with the Abilities and Powers of the Previous Eye's. Must fuse with Ryuu to use this eye, or take 7 Tails worth of Ryuu's chakra ;). It can only be active for 100 seconds before turning off and having a 3 day cooldown of not being able to use any of my dojutsu, and 1 day of incurable blindness. Dead Bone Pulse power included, and also he is able to use the powers of all previous eyes

Hiruzen: "Wow, astounding, a kyuubi human. And an owner of a legendary mix of two powerful dojutsu…"

Minatachi: "Alright, to the training grounds we go"

Naruto: "Can I watch"

Hiruzen: "Naruto, Kakashi wanted you to train shuriken in the academy"

Naruto: "Damn, can't seem to be able to escape the academy even when I'm a genin"

"Author Style: Instant Destination Time Space Technique"

Once they reached the training grounds they prepared for battle

Minatachi was first

Hiruzen: "Ready?"

Minatachi: "HAI!"

Hiruzen pulled a Bo Staff out of a storage seal, ready for battle.

Hiruzen: "I won't be going easy on you!"

He advanced at a running pace, and engaged in combat with Minatachi.

Minatachi activated his Byaku-Sharingan, and ran at him.

Hiruzen was the first to collide, the Bo Staff infused with chakra, began to extend and pummeled into Minatachi, knocking the air out of him and sending him back, hitting and rolling in the crumbling dirt in an endless tumble.

After what seemed like ten minutes of an endless ninja bowling ball, Minatachi backflipped and pulled up his sleeves, showing two storage seals tattooed onto his wrists, he channeled chakra into the seals, and about thirty, twelve inch mini katanas popped out all at once.

Minatachi: "This is my second favorite fighting style, prepare yourself"

He sent spinning wind chakra into the palms of his hands and spun it at super speed, causing all the blades to spin at hyperspeed. After the blades spun fast enough, he threw them into the air and they hovered there, still spinning like a beyblade (we do not own beyblade or any tv show of it).

Minatachi practically flew over to Hiruzen after cracking the ground in a lunge.

He threw a punch at the Kage but just as the Old Kage was about block, he completely changed his stance, and kicked the kage in the side, causing him to cough blood, then Minatachi used the amazing speed tracking of the byaku-sharingan to find one of the blades, which were lazily spinning next to him, he grabbed out of the air (Still at supersonic speed) and sent wind chakra to it, making an extended wind blade, he slashed with it once, and then threw it back into the air with wind chakra, making it hover again, and used a new one, over and over again.

Hiruzen: "This is the power of a true ninja" he said, straining against the constant endless flurry of slashing and cutting from the power of Minatachi

After cutting the kage a couple hundred times, Minatachi then unsummoned the blades and then started talking

Minatachi: "You've had a taste at my 2nd favorite fighting style, I made sure not to cut too deep, but this is my number one"

Chakra Started swirling around him and Ryuu gasped

Ryuu: "Damn, Minatachi is using...That technique.."

Minatachi lifted his left hand, and overlapping diamonds were on his palm.

Minatachi: "Hiruzen….Your gonna want to go all out"

Hiruzen: "Fine, Bring it on"

Minatachi: "FIGHTING STYLE: ELEMENTAL BENDING"

Minatachi put his hand on the ground and a vortex coming from the diamonds sucked up the dirt from the ground.

When he lifted it again, the dirt was gone.

Hiruzen: "Hmm."

Minatachi lifted his hand, and said "EARTH BENDING: SNIPE"

BOOOOM

A compressed earth ball shot at Hiruzen so fast that he had to summon his Bo Staff and try to stop it, It snapped the staff harder than Steel easily, but only slid past Hiruzen's face,.

Minatachi: "EARTH BENDING: VOLLEY "...BANG.. "BANG.. "BANG". His assault of earth bullets where relentless, and when he finally ran out of ammunition. He dropped his hand and charged Hiruzen after throwing a boulder at him,

While he was charging Hiruzen, he sucked up a flame from one of the campfires in the training grounds, and once it was depleted, he instead of shooting it, covered his hand with it

Minatachi: "FIRE BENDING: FLAME FIST STYLE"

He started punching so fast that the fire came after the fist. Even in the slim chance when Hiruzen doged the fists, the fire singed him afterwards.

Minatchi: "Flame Dispense: Dragon SHOT" After saying this, he held up both hands and torrent of fire shot from the bottom diamond.

Hiruzen had to retreat to summon his companion, his Ape Summon, so he hopped back

Minatachi: "Oh no you don't"

Minatachi then sucked up water from the river and it formed a chain around his arms.

Minatachi: "WATER BENDING: HYDRO-CHAIN"

As Hiruzen jumped away, Minatachi sent out the chain and it snagged Hiruzen out of the air, sending him back to the ground, HARD.

Minatachi: "WATER BENDING: Wave of Suffering"

Minatachi sent water into the ground to collect metal particles.

Then it came back out under as sharp spines and shot Hiruzen up into the air. Then it followed him up and formed a water prison jutsu, and the iron particles in the water where like miniature bullets, moving and cutting hiruzen's skin

Minatachi let the water drop, looking quite exhausted

Hiruzen used the opportunity and charged him, just as he enacted his final lunge at him, Minatachi stopped panting, and smirked.

Minatachi: "Element Change: "Generate Electricity: Storm Armor"

Ryuu: "Damn Minatachi and his long jutsu names" he said with a smirk

Just before Hiruzen's fist connected with Minatachis face, a field of electricity formed around his whole body, Zapping the world out of Hiruzen, and sending him flying back, he backflipped and recovered quickly though.

Minatachi: "Sorry, dirty play"

Hiruzen: "That definitely was dirty play"

Minatachi dropped the shield

Minatachi: "One more broken ability, the rest is top secret"

Minatachi then started sucking up….the Air?

Minatachi was sucking the wind chakra out of the air, and when he seemed finished, he went into a 8 trigrams stance

Minatachi: "AIR SHIELD: ROTATING MIRROR"

He then sent of the air but made the air start spinning so fast around himself, that when Hiruzen attacked it, he glanced right off, but the speed of the wind sliced up every surface of his body that touched it.

Hiruzen: "That's exactly like 8 trigrams 64 palm rotation, right"

Minatachi: "Exactly, but with my Element bending technique I turned it into something very powerful"

Minatachi: "AIR BENDING: COMPRESSING BLENDER"

He sent the shield from around his body over to a nearby tree, and covered it. He started closing his open hand and the shield started closing around the tree, just as the tree came into contact with swirling shield, it completely shredded every part of the tree that it was touching, compressing and shredding it into tiny pieces until it was the size of a bowling ball, it hit the ground with a thunk.

Minatachi: "Imagine that. With a human opponent"

Hiruzen: "Holy Kami, what has Naruto brought into our village"

Hiruzen: "Okay, I think we are done." he said whilst healing his wounds.

Hiruzen: "I guess I can't even put you as low as Elite Chunin level, your at least high jounin, The fact is, those techniques, the Element Bending, is strong enough to be considered a kekkei genkai, . I thought I'd have to put you into the academy, but….just wow.."

Hiruzen: "Do you have a Summoning Jutsu Contract"

Minatachi: "Nah, I don't"

Hiruzen: "Okay, I'll have to ask you to use your most powerful jutsu on that forest" He said, pointing at the forest near the training grounds.

Minatachi: "Um, are you sure"

Minatachi weaved hand signs

"Fire style: pitiful flame"

He sputtered and coughed up a small flame that plopped on the floor of the training grounds, but kept going.

Hiruzen: "That's….it?"

Minatachi: "Come on Kujumen, after that spar, you know that isn't my strongest attack."

Hiruzen: "IT'S HIRUZEN, HEEE-RUUUU-ZEEEEN. Get on with the jutsu then"

Minatachi then held up his hand showing overlapping diamond shapes on his palm.

Minatachi then started sucking up the flame into his palm vortex, along with some water from the river in the training grounds, some earth dust, and a vacuum full of air, he also added some of Ryuu's lightning chakra.

Ryuu: "I still don't even know where or when he got it" - (Author style: Fourth Wall Breaking Seal)

He then released all of the different chakra types into his palm, all flowing almost magically, he then joined them together into a single glowing void colored orb floating in the air beside him.

Ryuu: "Minatachi, he said use your strongest jutsu, that isn't your limit"

Minatachi, Yeah well, I'm not allowed to destroy the village soo, this is the amount I can let loose in this small area

Hiruzen: "Holy Hell….I can only use 4 of the natures, and with shadow clones sustaining each one, but he.….he can join then all together..all five, simply by sucking it up…"

He then sent the ball of pure power in front of him, and sent chakra into both of his arms, both spinning forward, and used the chakra slingshot to send it far away, knocking a few trees over

Minatachi then said

"Almighty Scream of God: DRAGON BURST"

Hiruzen had never seen such power, The Trees, and all other foliage was pulverized instantly, and the nature chakra from them was powering the jutsu, causing an infinity loop of chakra leeching. Just as hiruzen could see again, the ball imploded and sucked the dirt, and close mountains into the imploding wormhole, and then it exploded again, but it wasn't the same. Now, the ball of all the chakra natures seperated and each become a storm of their own, all about the size of School Busses. The water elemental dug into the earth and came back up again like a huge worm, destroying the ground. The lightning element was a hawk, soaring up and down, striking anything that was still alive. The Earth element was a turtle, spinning and causing earthquakes, the fire element was a Serpent spewing fire all over the place, and the wind was a roaring lion, causing hurricane like winds with each swipe of it's giant paws. Once the dust subsided, Minatachi ran to the center of the comotion, and jumped up, causing a mini crater where he did so. And called out with chakra amplifying his voice

Minatachi: "Now, Dragon Birth"

All the natures jumped and Minatachi absorbed them all, and a black ethereal Dragon arua appeared around him like he was inside of it

As he hovered in the air, he sent out lightning bolts, fireballs, giant hydro chains, and air blasts

Minatachi: "SINCE I ABSORBED ALL THAT NATURE CHAKRA, I HAVE UNLIMITED POWER."

Minatachi: "NOW, FIST OF THE RAGING DRAGON"

He faced down, and summoned all of the chakra natures around him forming elemental chakra around the Dragon he then collided with the ground at full speed. Hiruzen was aghast. 3 whole miles of ground radius around him glowed and cracked, and the whole ground beneath him exploded in a beacon form, destroying what little life was still in the forest

Once what seemed like a whole 30 minutes of a jutsu was over, Minatachi jumped out of the 10 miles deep crater he made and walked over the Ryuu.

Minatachi: "Hey Ryuu, could I borrow some chakra for the clean up?"

Ryuu: "Sure bro, I think you went a little overboard"

Ryuu fist bumped Minatachi and sent him chakra.

Minatachi seemed to be glowing a little after the boost of chakra

Minatchi: "Thanks bro"

Minatachi then skipped over to the gaping crater and called out

"Shade Style: Relocation Transference Jutsu"

As he said this, he held out his arm toward the training ground river and sucked up the water, and while doing this, spewing mud out of his other hand.

After about five minutes of doing this, the crater was filled, the river was low, and Minatachi used a fireball jutsu to dry up the mud and turn it into dirt. Then Ryuu used some wood style to grow back the trees, grass, and other plant life.

Hiruzen was on the floor, hat askew, all tough demiener gone, slightly sobbing.

Hiruzen: "Thank the sweet gods of shinobi that Naruto found these two….Being the enemy of them would be….world ending"

Hiruzen: "Min...Minatachi...you're at least high jounin, maybe more….but, in order for you so be a certified ninja in the five great nations, you must take the chunin exams, also Ryuu, you didn't tell me you use the legendary Wood Style. God help the other contestants." He said, exasperated

Ryuu: "Um, yeah I did, I said it while introducing myself to you."

Hiruzen: "Damn, how could I have forgotten"

Hiruzen: "Tell me.. is your goal"

Minatachi: "TO HAVE THE SEXIEST HAREM IN ALL OF HISTORY!"

He said dramatically, hair flapping hair flapping in the wind

Hiruzen: "I have only one word….Respect" he said smiling with his right hand in the air, thumb up

Ryuu: "Eww….nasty perverts

Ryuu: "Wasn't I supposed to be rated too?"

Hiruzen: "We'll do it tomorrow, at about 8:00 a.m, Alright?"

Minatachi and Ryuu: "HAI!"

Ryuu: "Let's go pick up Naruto at the academy"

Minatachi: "Sure thing bro"

So they headed out, racing towards the academy.

(*** Konoha Academy ***)

**Naruto is currently practicing shuriken throwing**

Ryuu and Minatachi walk into a large room about the size of a school cafeteria. It looks like a large open indoor shooting range, They spot Naruto failing at getting even a single shuriken near the target.

Ryuu: "Hey Uzumaki, come here"

Naruto proceeded to walk towards the furry humanoid

Naruto: "I don't know why, but I just suck at throwing shuriken, no matter how hard I throw to try to get it to hit the mark, I just can't get it close to the target.

Ryuu: "Throw one more time"

Naruto took a shuriken out of his pounch and threw, Ryuu noticed that the boy was throwing really quickly, sure. But his follow through of the throw was sloppy, he simply let go to late, making the shuriken curve, causing him to miss the mark.

Ryuu: "Naruto, watch me"

Ryuu took a shuriken out of his pouch that had smaller blades and held it above his head, he then shot his arm across his body and the shuriken zipped toward the target with a cyclone of wind spinning around it; before it even hit the mark, it cleaved the whole piece of wood holding the target.

Naruto: "Woah….How did you do that!" He said with a spark in his eyes

Ryuu: "Minatachi made these, wanna explain bro."

Minatachi: "Sure, okay Naruto, you know how chakra natures work right"

Naruto: "Yeah, Ryuu explained it to me on the trip back"

Minatachi: "Then you know that you can implement your chakra nature into everyday life, as well as using it in combat."

Naruto: "Yeah! Now spit it out"

Minatachi: "Okay, The way that the shuriken work is that the ring inside of middle of the shuriken has a ball bearing in it, allowing it to spin when the ring in the center isn't actually moving (Like a fidget spinner). Ryuu simply used wind chakra to speed up the outside of the shuriken, causing wind blades to form, and that's what cleaved the wood in half, He also used wind chakra to propel the shuriken at such a high speed, but that's not the point, Ryuu, Mentor him!"

Ryuu: "I noticed that you have a lot of power in your throw, but your power simply doesn't pair well with the way that the academy taught you to throw them, they expect academy students who can barely lift a civilian, but your power causes the normal shuriken gliding technique of the younglings to curve too much.

Naruto: "Um...Okay, but I don't understand anything you've told me.

Ryuu: "Let go of the shuriken earlier"

Naruto took a shuriken from his pouch, held it above his shoulder, and brought it down, letting go far earlier then before.

It shot down the range like a raven, not hitting bullseye like in some bullshit anime, but it actually hit the target board, about 3 points away from the bullseye, but not only that, but it cut into the wood, and got lodged halfway.

Naruto: "Hell yeah, I feel like a real ninja, I can finally throw shuriken and hit the mark

Ryuu: "As I said, you've got lots of power behind your throw, as we just saw, and we've fixed the biggest problem, so know you have to fine tune your throwing to perfectly hit the target.

Naruto: "Oh...thank youuuuu!" He said while hugging Ryuu, crying anime tears of happiness

Ryuu: "Do you want to stay here and try to fine tune?"

Naruto: "Yeah! I'm finally gonna make some progress"

Ryuu and Minatachi headed back to the hokage office, out of boredom, and to see if there were missions to do.

Just before Ryuu opened the door, Minatachi kicked in open, Causing it to fly off the hinges

Ryuu: "Minatachi, have you lost your damn marbles"

Minatachi: "Have you dropped your guard"

Ryuu: "What"

?: "HEEEEEEEE-YA"

A bundle of robed fell from the ceiling with a large "THUMP", The ball of clothing is revealed to be...Hiruzen.

Minatachi: "The fuck are you doing old man?"

Hiruzen: "I'm a Hokage, show some respect"

Minatachi: "With the shit you just pulled, I don't have much respect for you.." He said with a smirk

Hiruzen: "You little shi….I mean..thats not the point. Your fighting today has me riled up." He said while air boxing

Minatachi: "Oh, you wanna fight do you, just wait till you fight Ryuu, he's not as fast and versatile as I am, but he's got one hell of an amount of chakra, and he packs a powerful punch.

Ryuu: "Oh stop Minatachi"

Minatchi: "You know it's true"

After the duo explained that they wanted to go on a mission, Hiruzen explained that….

Hiruzen: "I can't let you go on a mission yet, your not a Hidden Leaf certified ninja yet"

Minatachi: "AWWWwwwww Maaaaaann"

Minatachi: "Commmmmmmmeee oooooonnn Moozen, let us have a mini mission at the very least" He said annoyingly

Ryuu: "Oh shut up and stop being such a cry baby" he said as he punched him upside the head

Minatachis Killer Intent became so strong the Hokage though he was in the Hot Springs….In a Sauna.

Minatachi: "I'VE HAD IT WITH BEING PUNCHED BY YOU FURRY BASTARD!" He yelled with Katsuki Bakugou level aggression

Ryuu: "THEN SHUT UP!" Ryuu yelled back, the scrolls and light furniture around the room started levitating

Hiruzen: "Hoollyy shit….this….raw power…..I mean...BOYS, STOP BICKERING!"

Minatachi: "WHO THE FUCK ASKED YOU OLD MAN!"

Ryuu: "MINATACHI, IM APPALLED, RESPECT YOUR ELDERS!"

Minatachi: "I'M SUPPOSED TO RESPECT THAT SOGGY ASS OF A KAG…"

BOOM

Ryuu had punched Minatachi out of the nearest kage office window with the force to break the sound barrier

Then Minatachi poofed into smoke

?: "DOWN HERE!"

Minatachi was squatting in front of Ryuu, then punched Ryuu with the force to break nearby windows

Minatachi: "Serious Kame Hame-SEEEEEMAAAAASHHHUUUUU NO JUTSU: MUDA MUDA MUDAAAA" He said in shockingly good DIO, Goku, One punch and All might impressions (We own none of these shows….Unfortunately) . All the while punching Ryuu to the point of coughing blood, and causing shockwaves each time.

After hearing the Wall breaking Jutsu, Ryuu instantly recovered from the blow with renewed strength and pinned Minatachi down with his tails.

Minatachi starts screaming and yelling just like Katsuki Bakugou, Ryuu hardened one on his tails enough to be as tough as refined steel, and covers Minatachis mouth.

Ryuu (Minatachi muffled yelling in the background): "I am soo sorry Hiruzen, He's being rash, insubordinate, and out of control. Also, I am deeply sorry for the multiple different anime references that he keeps making!" He said while looking in disappointment at Ryuu

Minatachi was currently sending out so much killer intent, lightning started arcing around him

Hiruzen: "What is this...Anime…..you speak of"

Ryuu: "Its…..nothing sir. And I'll make SURE (gazes at the now calming Minatachi) He doesn't break the fourth wall, again.

After Minatachi settled and they hung back up the scrolls, they continued chatting

Hiruzen: "Alright you too, tomorrow I'll power scale Ryuu at about eleven' o'clock, and try to get you all set up on a mission"

Hiruzen: "Minatachi, Sasuke wanted you at the hospital, and after power scaling Ryuu, you all need to go in front of the council and they will have to approve you to be a Konoha Shinobi"

Minatachi: "Alright, I'll go see the little shitbag in the hospital, have a nice day Shirooken"

Hiruzen: "Watch your language, and It's H-I-R-U-Z-E-N you little shi….you little idiot"

As they walked out of the Hokage's office, Minatachi turned on his Byaku -Sharingan out of nowhere

Ryuu: "Minatachi, what are doing"

Minatachi: "I have to look badass while walking through the village"

Ryuu: "Save that until you show the civilian council, if some random guy is walking through the village with the "Exalted" Sharingan, they would grovel at your feet and try to marry you, and we don't want a hold up with every citizen we see" He said mockingly, and then started laughing

Minatachi deactivated his DoJutsu

Minatachi: "Fair enough" he said whilst chuckling fakely

Minatachi: "Damn, his Humor is so dry…" he said to himself

Minatachi and Ryuu were both almost at the hospital by jumping on the roofs of the buildings

Ryuu: "I wonder what the little scatwad wants.."

Minatachi: "Knowing him, he probably wants to fight me again."

Ryuu: "I doubt it, you beat the crap out of him"

Minatachi: " Hehehe, your right"

Ryuu: "Alright, we're here"

Minatachi and Ryuu walked into the reception, and the receptionist screamed, and passed out

Ryuu: "Damn, what's the point of me practicing 3 years on sleeping genjutsu, when I can just make then pass out by looking at me!" He said, with faked frustration.

Minatachi: "Yeah well, I'd be pretty terrified if the monster that almost destroyed the village showed up as human form, or your just ugly ."

Ryuu: "Min...a….ta….chi...Watch it!"

Ryuu: "Ugh, welp, it doesn't matter. I wonder if Sasuke is ok."

Minatachi: "Probably has some mental scars, but I think he'll be up and boasting after a little time to himself"

Ryuu: "Apologize"

Minatachi: "Excuse me?"

Ryuu: "You heard me"

Minatachi: "Screw you, Furry"

Ryuu: "Oh...That's it"

Ryuu and Minatachi started leaking aggressive chakra such massive amounts that the medical tools and desks around them started to shake.

?: "AAAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHH!"

Minatachi and Ryuu both headed into the room where the source of the scream was.

In the bed was a body in a fetal curl, it was pale, sweaty, and the head of the person was missing patches of hair. The arms of the person were covered with bruised and bite marks. And they were trembling and whimpering. The Duo had found Sasuke.

Sasuke whimpered: "D. ….t…... .no…...S….ta...y….b.a.c..k. ..ba...c...k….Not...agai….AAAAAAAGGGGGHGHHHHHH"

Ryuu: "Damn, I didn't think you messed him up too badly"

Minatachi: "I didn't do that to him, did I….?"

Minatachi activated his byaku sharingan, Sasuke's chakra was very low, but it was feeding into a genjutsu.

Minatachi: "When he tried overpowering my genjutsu with his chakra, it didn't ever break, since I didn't end it. Damn, He's been in constant agony of his getting burned, and his bone breaking, Over and over and over again. I'm surprised he's still sane. And since he keeps trying to overpower the genjutsu, his chakra keeps being depleted, making the Genjutsu more intense. It's a constant cycle of agony...wow."

Ryuu: "Do you think you can break the genjutsu"

Minatachi put his left hand into a symbol and said "KAI"

Sasuke: "Agggggggh…...What?"

Minatachi: "Hey Du.."

Sasuke: "STAY AWAY FROM ME YOU DEMON!"

Sasuke: "DON'T KILL ME…..please…...Don't do it again" He said, starting to cry

Minatachi: "I come in peace" He said, inching forward

Sasuke: "BACK!" He said

Ryuu: "All those times he's been "Killing you" it wasn't real, it was a genjutsu"

Sasuke: "Please just….go, I need a break"

Minatachi: "Listen Sasuke….I'm….S...S….ss...ooo..rr.y" He said annoyed and mockingly and he walked through the door

Sasuke: "Wait….Minatachi, will you become my Sensei, so I can kill the one who destroyed our clan, your powerful, and I want your power?" He said, instantly back to the dramatic emo he always was, little did he know he looked like a hair patch homeless bum.

Minatachi: "I am not, nor will ever be part of your weak, ridiculous clan. I'm not teaching you"

Sasuke: "As you should, since I'm an uchiha elite…...Wait, you said... . ?" He said first smugly, then hopelessly

Minatachi: "I said I'm not teaching some scrub that can't even break a genjutsu with even a sharingan at their disposal" he said sternly as he walked out Sasuke's recovery room

Sasuke: "NOOOOOOO PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEEEEEEASE" He said crying anime tears, holding Minatachis leg.

Minatachi: "You little shitbag...Get off" He said while kicking at the Uchihas head, leaving yelling "NOOOOOOOO" in the hallway.

Ryuu: "Damn Minatachi, That's brutal"

Minatachi: "There isn't a snowball's chance in Hell that I'm teaching a cocky bastard like that"

Ryuu: "Well, It's your choice"

Minatachi: "Let's go back to Naruto's place"

Ryuu: "Sure, Let's get some rest"

So the Duo went back to Naruto's place at about eight and set up their bedding, had some heated stored ramen for dinner, and went to sleep…