Day 3

Throughout the day, Jordan had been trying to prevent any more Smashers from wearing any Tiki Masks since the ones that were kidnapped did not return from last night. He took Moana's advice to hear and decided to rally up the last remaining Smashers to save everyone. Aside from Jordan, the remaining Smashers that were not kidnapped yet were Piranha Plant, Palutena, the Inklings (who remained inside due to their inability to be in the water), Dr. Mario, the Wii Fit Trainers, Dark Pit, and Ridley, among some others. He figured the others were out doing their own thing, not worrying about having to fight anyone.

Right now, it was nighttime, and everyone was waiting in front of the resort. Moana said she has something that can help them.

"You see, everyone seems to see me as a villain, but I'm not! I'm an anti-hero, there's a difference!" Dark Pit did not enjoy the stereotyping that he sometimes gets, as does Incineroar, who nodded in agreement.

"I see… hey, doesn't anyone find it odd that there is a large dragon just casually walking around?"

"Well, to be fair, have you seen the roster?"

"Good point." Jordan was starting to question how no one seemed to blink an eye at these other-dimensional beings. But that was not important right now. What is important was getting to this Tiki King's lair, which was what he was thinking just as Moana came to the front, riding in a Hawaiian-themed car driven by Shank.

"Hey, Shank!" Jordan immediately recognized her from Ralph Breaks the Internet.

"I see you know who I am! I assume you're Jordan?"

"Yup. So I assume that we are riding that?"

"Yes. Come on!"


Everyone managed to get in, at least the ones that could not fly. People like Ridley and Jordan decided to fly alongside the others. It would be a while before they reached Mount Tika Tika, home of the fabled Tiki King.

"Okay everyone, listen up. Be careful if you see a tiki mask. It can and will take control of you, so watch out!"

Everyone nodded, indicating that they understood his warning. With that, everyone walked up to it, looking for a way in.

"Hey," said Palutena. "There's a cave over there."

She pointed towards the cave that was located next to them. Everyone entered, being on guard. As they walked, they were not aware that the other Smashers were watching them from the shadows. This gave them the opportunity to kidnap them one-by-one. This continued as Jordan headed closer to the Tiki King's lair.

"Okay everyone," said Jordan as he looked back. Unfortunately, he only saw that Ridley and Palutena were still with him. Everyone else was gone. "Dang it."

That's when the three were ambushed by Lucina and Marth and almost forced into wearing those masks but, thanks to Jordan's charm, the masks were repelled from the two.

"Phew! That was close." Around the corner was when the walk ended as the three noticed a large room, most of the Smashers restraint in chairs, and the Tiki King located in the middle on a throne.

"Hello, Jordan." He seemed to know who he is.

"Hello. How do you know my name?"

"Oh, I have been watching you and your little friends for some time. After all, I have been looking for a new army."

"What? What makes you think you can just draft us like this?"

With a snap of his fingers, all of the captured Smashers were released, still wearing their masks, and floated in front of the King.

"You know, Lucina was the one who helped give these out to everyone," he said as she floated down next to him.

"Yes," she monotonously said. "I was helping the Tiki King reawaken his reign."

"And now," said the King. "I just need a few more." That's when Ridley and Palutena were ambushed and forced to wear Masks. Jordan tried to reach over and helped them but someone got in his way: it was Rosalina, who promptly levitated him.

"Do not even try."

Jordan can only look around as the two joined the Tiki King's army.

"And now, with my newly formed Tiki Army, I can spread my masks throughout Hawaii. Then to the States! Then the world! Making my reign neigh unstoppable!" He gave out an evil laugh as Jordan thought of an idea.

"Well, I guess you're right. I was never able to beat someone like you. I guess I'll just have to-" He interrupted himself by grabbing his Pendant, duplicating himself with the powers of the Double Cherry. The unique thing about it is that it can also replicate whatever is on his person, so there are many duplicates of the charm. All of the Jordans used this to their advantage by taking theirs off (except for the main one) and putting them on the victims. Rosalina was the first, with the charm deactivating the Mask and leaving her unconscious on the floor. She woke up a couple of seconds later.

"Ugh, my head…" Rosalina slowly regained consciousness as Jordan waits by her side and the other Jordans do the same for the other victims. "Jordan…?"

"Shhh. It's okay. You're okay now."

"But, why are we inside this volcano?"

"Well, it's kind of a long story…"

"You know what, tell me later."

"Oh, and keep the charm on. It counters against the Masks."

Rosalina gave a thumbs up as the Tiki King starts going into attack mode, wielding his spear.

"What? You think I don't know how to fight?"

He then surrounds the room with him, Jordan, and Rosalina in a battle that seemed similar to the Smash events back home.

"Are you thinking what I'm thinking?" Jordan turned to Rosalina with a Luma in hand.

"You know me so well! Let's fight!"


Then a Smash battle took place, showing off his impressive swordsmanship and agility for someone with a large mask. Jordan and Rosalina and Luma, however, were actually a pretty good team. With Rosalina's magic, Jordan can pull off some pretty good combos. One instance that resulted in his eventual defeat is Rosalina launching her Luma towards the King, who dodged it. Jordan then landed behind him, summoned his Shoe, and launched him out of the arena. This resulted in the end of the tournament as the King laid on the ground, defeated, with his mask cracked a bit.

"No… no. It's not supposed to end this way…" He can only say this weakly because of his defeat. "How did you save everyone?"

"Okay, 1. It was not all of me. Most of the Smashers saved everyone as well. 2. Just because I'm a real-world human does not mean that I am not a force to be reckoned with."

"So I guess it's more solitude in this volcano for me then…" He can only look dejected by what he did. Jordan then thought of an idea.

"Well, you could always… live with us."

"Um, Jordan, honey, I know you are a forgiving person, and that's one of the things I like about you, but him?"

"Yes. I see potential in him. Besides, he looks regretful over what he did. Look, we found Galeem and Dharkon, the Lords of Light and Darkness, and compared to them, he is nowhere near as villainous!"

She pondered for a moment before nodding her head up and down, agreeing to him.

"Well, Tiki King, is that your actual name?"

"Yes…"

"So, we talked, and decided to have you join us!"

"Really? After all that bad stuff I did to you?"

"There's good in everyone!"


The Tiki King was grateful at this and hugged them both. Everyone in attendance went back to the hotel, but not without some suspicious faces that went when Jordan explained the situation. And the vacation continued on for the next two weeks that cannot be covered since this is a three-part event. Except for one more thing… the final night. Everyone was gathered around the fire, wearing Hawaiian clothing, such as leaf shirts and coconut bikinis, and just enjoying their final night. That's when Jordan remembered his ukelele lessons and asked to perform a song.

(For effect, play Better When I'm Dancin' by Meghan Trainor.)

As he started playing, everyone's spirits became lifted even more, and everyone started dancing, even while the Disney characters questioned the usage of the song. As everyone had fun that night, Jordan can think of how the Tiki King was feeling, seeing that he was enjoying himself as much as the others.

"Must be good."


AU: So the Smashin' Hawaiian event comes to a close! So quick information about the season: it is supposed to last from the winter until the summer, so I am not sure about more DLC characters aside from Piranha Plant and, to a lesser extent, Joker. In the case of the latter, I literally have no clue on who he is or what he does, so I may not include him that much. But hey, it is only the start of the season, so we'll see.

Also, the Tiki King reforms! I decided that with his Masks destroyed, he could make a good fighter, considering he put up a good fight against Jordan and Rosalina. So you'll be seeing more of him through the season!
And for the
Revenge of the Island: Starring Jordan James lovers, expect the next episode soon!

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