Chapter 9: Phantom Lord Part 1

"Talking"

'Thinking'

Attack

*Sound*

"Ok, what in the name of fuck happened and what do you mean we're going to war?!" Kizami yelled as he, along with Mira, ran after Kurosaki through the woods.

"Phantom went too far this time!" Kurosaki yelled jumping over a fallen tree.

"What did they do?" Mira asked, having a harder time keeping up with the two due to her dress, but still matching their speed.

"Team Shadow Gear! We found them this morning, beaten almost to death and bolted to a tree in the park!" Kurosaki yelled shocking the other two. "Now enough questions! We have to get there before they leave without us!"

Sometime later – Phantom Lord Guild.

"This is hilarious!" A Phantom Lord mage loudly said while laughing. "Those Fairies got their asses burned bad."

"That's not all, I heard that Gajeel attacked three of their members!" Another one said.

"Here's to those pitiful fairies!" Someone yelled raising his mug, soon followed by the others. "I bet they're trembling with their tails between their legs about now!"
*Boom*

The moment they finished their cheer, they were caught of guard when the guild's door suddenly exploded, taking out a couple of the wizards that were closet to the door at that time.

"FAIRY TAIL IS HERE!" Makarov said when the dust cleared up, showing the angered guild master and guildmembers.

"Kizami." A very pissed Kurosaki said stepping in front, followed by an equally mad Kizami. "I'll take one half, you'll take the other." He said cracking his knuckles.

"You better be quick, otherwise I'll dispatch your half too." Kizami said, slowly drawing his sword, as the room's temperature slightly dropped.

"Don't get carried away you bastards!" Someone yelled before the Phantom lord Mages charged. "Take them down!" But the moment they got close most of them were unlucky to get caught up on the Fairy Tail mage's attacks.

"Don't get carried away guys. There's more of us here that also want to kick some ass." Gray said.

"It's not Manly to hog all the opponents!" Elfman yelled, punching a wizard with his Beast Arm.

"Get their Master!" Some yelled as they charged Makarov.

"Kuchiki Style White Ripple!" The Phantom Lord Wizards heard, before they felt their feet freeze to the ground.

"What?!"

"You're going to have to try harder if you want to get to him." Kizami said as he removed his blade from the ground.

"Do you think that this can take us out?!" A mage yelled before trying to free himself from the ice.

"Who said anything about that taking you out?" They heard someone from above them say, looking up they saw Kurosaki, who had his hands joint together and over his head, while falling towards them.

"Chaos God's World Breaker!" Kurosaki yelled, smashing his hands on the ground releasing a wave of his magic, cracking the frozen ground, and sending the mages flying in every direction.

"WAH!" Kurosaki and Kizami heard someone scream, looking at its source they saw their master, who grew and was crushing some mages with his bare hands.

"Jose! Show yourself!" Makarov yelled after returning to his original size.

"Where are they?! Where is Gajeel and the members of Element 4?!" Erza yelled, cutting down her enemies.

"Being a man is what a man is all about!" Elfman yelled as he punched some of the Phantom Lord guild members.

"Elfman… that doesn't even make sense…" Kizami said as he froze one of the enemy guild members.

"Don't listen to him Elfman! Show him what a real man is!" Kurosaki yelled before Elfman punched another group. Noticing the look that Kizami was giving him he decided to clear up any misunderstanding. "I wanted to see him punch someone again. If I have to fight with a hangover let me at least have some fun."

"Kizami!" Makarov called as he marched through the Guild Hall, temporarily ignoring all the fighting around him. "I'm putting you in charge here!" He yelled before turning to Kurosaki. "Kurosaki, Jose is probably at the top Floor. So you better come and punch him once or twice before I tear him a new one!" He said before storming up the stairs, quickly followed by Kurosaki.

"Gee hee! Now that the pain in the ass is gone!" They hear a voice echo through the hall before something crashed in the center of it. "I won't have to hold back anymore!" Gajeel yelled as attacked, knocking back a couple of Fairy Tail wizards.

Before Gajeel could do anything else he had to jump back as a sword came down on the spot he was previously standing,

"Well well, if it isn't the Frozen Prince." Gajeel called as he saw Kizami get in a fighting stance and glare at him. "What's wrong? Woke up on the wrong side of the bed."

"I'll have you know, I woke in a perfect place. And I'm extremely pissed because you made me leave it!" Kizami yelled before charging at Gajeel. "Kuchiki style Fuyuken" He yelled releasing a torrent of Snow and Ice from his sword. Seeing this Gajeel jumped to the side and dodge it, letting the attack hit some of his guildmates. Looking back at Kizami his eyes widened when he saw that Kizami was already on him. "Kuchiki Style-" He started, as his blade stared to get enveloped in ice, the ice not stopping there and continuing to gather up, turning his katana into giant ice made great sword. "-Warriors Killing Blow!" He finished before slashing his sword at Gajeel. Making contact and lifting Gajeel of his feet, before he was violently thrown to a wall.

"H-He… Threw Gajeel…" A Phantom Lord mage said Pure shock.

"I'm not done!" Kizami yelled, his sword turning back to normal and brining back, like he was ready to stab something. "Kuchiki Style-" He started as ice gathered on his sword once again, but unlike last time it only made the sword start to grow in length. "Nuckelavee's Reach!" He yelled stabbing the air in front of him as the ice around his sword "stretched" towards Gajeel, who snapped out of it in time to dodge as the ice stabbed the wall that he once was.

"Well." Gajeel said, wiping some blood that was on his chin. "Someone is pissed."

"Gajeel!" Natsu yelled as he appeared next to Gajeel and punched him in the face, throwing him back. "I'm the Dragon Slayer from Fairy Tail!"

"Dammit Natsu! I was the one fighting him!" Kizami yelled before smacking a mage that was trying to sneak behind him with the pommel of his sword.

"Jose!" Makarov yelled as he marched through the hallway, his magic destroying the door in front of him.

"Oh sure, you do it and its fine! But if I blow up an entire wall I get forbidden from doing quests for a week!" Kurosaki yelled, only for Makarov to ignore him as they saw Jose sitting on a throne on the other end of the room.

"What the hell do you think you're doing…?" Makarov asked as veins started to appear on his forehead.

"Why hello there. Long time no see Makarov-san." Jose said.

"Oh god, just his voice makes me want to punch his face." Kurosaki said.

"And you came with a little boy? My, since when are you a babysitter?"

"Oh hell no!" Kurosaki yelled raising his hand. "Chaos God's Destruction Beam!" He yelled as his attack got closer to Jose, only for it to go through him and destroy the throne.

"Ho Ho Ho." Jose laughed as he stared to flicker.

"An Image?!" Makarov yelled.

"FUCKER DIDN'T EVEN BOTHER TO BE HERE!"

"A battle among two of the ten Holy Great Mages can cause Extraordinary Natural Occurrences. I prefer a rational victory.

"Where are you?!"

"Act like the men you're supposed to be behind all that make-up and come fight us!" Kurosaki Yelled before the floor in front of him began to flicker and another person appeared.

"LUCY?!" Both Kurosaki and Makarov yelled before Jose grabbed a knife and prepared to stab Lucy. "NO!" Both yelled, dropping their Guard enough for someone to appear behind them.

"So-So-So- "The person began to sob, gaining their attention.

"WHO THE HELL IS THIS?!" Kurosaki yelled caught off guard.

"SORROWFUL!" He yelled, hitting Makarov with his palm, making the small man crash through the floor.

"Gramps!" Kurosaki Yelled before turning the blind folded man. 'This guy managed to take down Gramps! I can't let my guard down again!' He thought. "WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU AND WHAT DID YOU DO TO GRAMPS?!"

"There was no way we'd kill Lucy-Sama." Jose said, gaining Kurosaki's attention, who still had his eyes fixed on the man in front of him.

"Lucy-Sama?"

"Don't tell me you don't know who Lucy Heartphilia-sama is, while she belongs to your guild. Well… I guess it's none of your business any more…" The Jose image said before turning to the man. "Aria dispose of him."

"It's to sorrowful!" Aria said before starting to cry again.

'WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH THIS FREAK?!'

Meanwhile.

*Crash*

The sound of something crashing brought everyone's attention, momentarily stopping the fight. Looking at the center of the Guild Hall where the crash had happened, the Fairy Tail wizards were shocked with what they found.

"M-Master?!" Erza yelled shocked at seeing the old man sprawled on the floor, not being able to get up

"Ugh…M-My Magic Power…" Makarov started as he tried, and failed, to get up.

"Gramps!" Natsu called.

"Tch… Fun's over already?" Gajeel asked, hanging upside down from the rafters.

"Master hang in there!" Erza yelled as she got a hold of the old man.

"W-What's going on?! I don't sense any magic form the master!" A Fairy Tail Mage yelled.

"What the hell is Kurosaki doing?!" Kizami yelled, looking at the whole in the celling that Makarov came through.

"What the hell are you guys waiting for?!" A Phantom Lord Mage yelled. "Crush them while they're down!"

"This is bad…" Kizami said raising his sword. 'Everyone's morale has plummeted seeing Gramps like this… There is only one thing we can do.' He thought. "Everyone!" He loudly yelled getting the Fairy Tail members attention. "Retreat!" He yelled shocking most of his Guild mates. "Erza! Grab Gramps and run!"

"What the hell are you saying Kizami?!" Gray yelled.

"Men don't retreat!"

"I can still fight!"

"Me too!"

"DO AS I SAY!" Kizami yelled. "Erza." He called quietly getting the red-heads attention. "I'm staying."

"Wha-?!"

"I'm going to get Kurosaki. Something must have happened."

"Very well." Erza said standing back up, Makarov in her arms. "You better both come back, or else me and Mira will make your stay in hell very painful" Erza said before running towards the other. "What are you waiting for?! You heard him! RETREAT!"

"What? Why the hell would we go to hell? And why would you and Mira be there?... Freaking chick is as crazy as Kurosaki." Kizami said before rushing up the steps before anyone would notice him.

"Where are you you piece of crap?!" Kurosaki yelled looking around the room. 'I don't get it. One second he's in front of me, the second he's gone!' He thought before feeling a slight presence behind him. Quickly ducking he managed to dodge a palm strike from the back. "There you…are?" He started before looking behind him, only not to see anyone. "That's it!" He yelled before putting both his hands on the ground. "Chaos God's Waste Land!" He yelled before entire room was enveloped in Chaos Magic, partially destroying the Floor, walls and ceiling.

"How sorrowful!" He heard Aria yell from somewhere. "But our fight has to end here."

"WHAT WAS THAT YOU BASTARD! COME BACK HERE!"

"Kurosaki!" He heard Kizami yell. Looking at the doorway, or what remained of it, he saw Kizami run towards him.

"Kizami?! What are you doing here!"

"To get you dumbass!" Kizami yelled. "We're retreating!"

"What?! Why?!"

"We already have a lot of injured members! And Gramps needs serious medical Attention!"

"Crap! Gramps!" Kurosaki yelled, remembering what happened to Makarov just moments ago.

"You can panic later!"

"You're right! We don't have time! We have to go!"

"What do you mean we don't have… you didn't… not again." Kizami said, a tick mark appearing on his head.

"I did." Kurosaki said smirking.

"WHY?!"

*BOOM*

The sound of an explosion was heard as the whole building shook. "They thrashed our Guild, so I'm destroying theirs." Kurosaki said smirking.

"You massive son of a- "

*BOOM*

"Another one?! How many firecrackers did you place?!"

"I dunno, lost count as I chased Gramps here."

*BOOM*

"We should probably go."

"YOU THINK?!" An enraged Kizami yelled.

"What the hell is happening?!" Cana yelled as she saw explosion after explosion rock the building as it started to collapse.

"Wow!" A voice said from behind her. Looking back she saw Kizami and Kurosaki, who was now dispelling his wings. "I do not know how to hold back, do I?"

"You don't say." Kizami said. "I swear if we have to pay for this I'll sell you to a gay brothel house!"

"The scary part is that he almost did it once." Kurosaki told Cana. "Where is Erza?" He asked looking around.

"Over there, telling Alzack and Bisca to rush back home to see if Porlyusica can help Master." Macao said.

"Who?" Kurosaki asked.

"Scary old lady of the woods."

"Oh."

"What's up? Still worried?" Gray asked Lucy, apparently, Kizami wasn't the only one that stayed behind. Natsu heard that Lucy was being kept captive and kidnaped a Phantom Lord Mage to tell him where their headquarters were. And after managing to save her, brought her back.

"No… It's not that… It's just… I'm sorry."

"Come on, there's nothing to be sorry about." Kurosaki said.

"Kurosaki, I know you're trying to help, but you're still on time out for destroying a whole Guild building. Go back to the corner." Kizami said, pulling Kurosaki away from the conversation.

"But I don't wanna!" Kurosaki whined like a 6-year-old.

"Do it or I'm going to get Erza!" Kizami said, and faster than anyone could see, Kurosaki was sitting on a chair, facing a corner in the basement, sulking.

"No good! I can't find whew Mystogan!" Cana said from her spot on the floor.

"I see… That's too bad." Mira said before turning back towards the lacrima, that was showing Laxus. "Master is seriously wounded, and we cannot find Mystogan. Kurosaki and Kizami are doing the best they can but I don't think that just both can deal with Jose… We need your help Laxus!"

"Serves that Shitty Geezer right!" Laxus said laughing. "It doesn't concern me. Go ahead and take care of it yourself."

"That fucker…" Kurosaki said standing up from his spot.

"Where do you think you're going?" Kizami asked.

"To get some air. And don't try to put me in detention."

"I don't really care about that. I just don't want to deal with an angry Erza." Kizami said making Kurosaki chuckle.

*Rumble*

"Did you fell that?" Kurosaki asked as he felt the ground sake a little.

"Yeah…"

*Rumble*

"Whatever it is… It's getting closer." Kizami said.

"GUYS!" Everyone heard Alzack scream.

"This cant be good." Kurosaki said before rushing out of the basement, followed by Kizami and the others.

"WHAT IN THE NAME OF FUCK IS THAT?!" Kurosaki yelled when he reached outside.

"YOU GOT TO BE KIDDING ME!" Kizami yelled before turning to Kurosaki. "OF ALL THE BUILDINGS TO BLOW UP YOU COULDN'T BLOW THAT ONE UP?!" He yelled pointing to building that had the Phantom Lord logo, that was being hoisted by six robotic legs and was walking towards their guild.

"Prepare the Jupiter Canon!" They heard Jose yell as a giant canon appeared form the front of the guild. "OBLITERATE!"

End of Chapter 9

Omake:

Kurosaki: ALL HEIL KUROSAKI VERMILION!

Kizami: Shut up Kurosaki, you're drunk.

Kurosaki: I SAID HEIL! NOW!

Kizami: No.

Kurosaki: IM A GOD YOU FUCKING MORTAL! DO IT OR I'LL SMITE YOU!

Kizami: Calm down Kurosaki

Kurosaki: *gasp* YOU DARE TELL A GOD TO CALM DOWN?! YOU DESERVE THE CRUELEST OF PUNISHMENTS!

Kizami: Oh my god.

Kurosaki: NO! IT'S OH KUROSAKI-SAMA TO YOU MORTAL!

Kurosaki: ok... I'm done now

Kizami: Good

Kurosaki: YOU FOOLISH MORTAL! YOU FELL FOR MY TRAP! YOU SHALL BE SMITEN!

Kizami: Oh for fucks sake.

Kurosaki: YOUR GOD IS BORED!

Kizami: Then go do something

Kurosaki: KILL YOURSELF FOR MY AMUSEMENT YOU MORTAL!

Kizami: Kurosaki... Erza is coming here, she´s not happy

Kurosaki: ... N-No mortal woman would frighten me!

Kizami: Run, like now!

Kurosaki: SACRIFICE YOURSELF IN NAME OF GOD KUROSAKI! I MUST ESCAPE WHILE YOU GET KILLED BY HER!

Kizami: MIRA IS WITH HER! WHY IS SHE MAD!

Kurosaki: A CERTAIN GOD MIGHT SAID THAT YOU HAD DRUNK SEX WITH FREED!

Kizami: YOU WHAT?!

Kurosaki: NO TIME FOR THAT! YOU SACRIFICE YOURSELF! AND I RUN FOR MY LIFE!

Kizami: You have wings! Carry me like that time in Galuna island and we'll both survive!"

Kurosaki (Ignoring him): THEN IT'S THE END! THEN- FUCK! ERZA GOT ME!

Kizami: NOOOO, KUROSAKI! (As Erza got a hold of Kurosaki, Mira did the same to Kizami) SHE'S DRAGING ME TO THE BASEMENT

And that's how the great god Kurosaki was defeated... the last time anyone saw him, he was being dragged while screaming like a little girl.

While all of that was happening, Kizami was in the basement with Mira, also screaming like a little girl, what sounded like chains and a demonic laugh was also heard.