Disclaimer: I do NOT own any of the characters written here. They are own by their respective owners. Nuff' said.

Warning: This is rated M for a reason (blood, gore, extreme violence, language, and possible adult themes/lemons, etc.) Some of the characters will be a little OC.

The Black Leaves

Chapter 16

The three human genin all leapt away into the treeline and hid, while The Prayer and the two nurses calmly walked behind a thin tree and disappeared from sight. Kakashi calmly reached into his ninja pouch and pulled out a familiar orange colored book.

Naruto, Sakura and Sasuke gave each other confused glances from their respective hiding locations but quickly focused back on the jonin. After about five minutes, the only action that Kakashi made was the turning of a page in his book.

Suddenly, very feminine giggling was heard from behind Kakashi. His one visible eye widened in surprise as he twirled around to see three stark naked beauties playing in the shallow river that cut through the training grounds. The front of Kakashi's mask began to grow dark and wet as the three women bent over at the waist to splash water on each other.

Kakashi's book fell to the ground, forgotten by the easily distracted pervert. Sakura took note of this and gained her teammates attention by using a bird call. When the two boys glanced at the pink haired girl, Sakura motioned towards Kakashi and smashed her right fist into her left open palm.

Naruto and Sasuke instantly knew what Sakura was saying and all three leapt to the ground and landed silently. The genin ran towards the perverted jonin and prepared to make a grab for the bells, when a nurse came out from behind on of the logs and stumbled towards their target. She raised her left hand in a sign for the children to halt and silently stalked towards the stunned Kakashi.

Naruto motioned for his teammates to follow the monster dressed in pink as she approached the jonin. The nurse suddenly launched herself at the man and swung her arms around his neck.

"What the!" The surprised jonin shouted as the nurse's left hand grasped onto his mask and pulled hard. Kakashi grasped the nurses wrist with one hand and his mask with the other, all the while he spun around to see one Haruno sailing through the air aimed directly for him. Courtesy of one Uzumaki and Uchiha using their backs as spring boards to launch the female powerhouse into the air.

Kakashi's already surprised expression grew as he jumped back just as Sakura's fist smashed into the ground, leaving a small spider web shaped pattern in the rock.

The silver haired ninja was able to pull the nurse's hand off his mask and shoved her off while jumping back and gaining some distance between him and his students. Suddenly, two more pairs of womanly arms wrapped themselves around his legs and and arms. He twisted his neck around to see the two naked women he had been ogling holding him. Their heads were turned away from him, so Kakashi could not see their faces.

"I can't play with you right now, ladies. I've gotta' a test to give my students. But, maybe later, if you two are not too busy..." His perverted chuckling was cut off when the two women turned their heads to face him.

All the color in Kakashi's face quickly drained away as he gazed upon the duos face. Or lack there of!

Instead of a recognizable face; the two females had only a huge vertical slit down the middle of their heads, filled with horrific teeth. The creatures' hair fell way and their skin quickly turned a sickly gray as their bodies changed.

Their legs were fused together and bound by a thin layer of dead flesh; their legs were left to drag on the ground uselessly. The most notable change in their form was their wrists, which were severed and a series of three, sickle-like blades were grafted onto the stumps of their long and spindly arms.

The monsters' claws dug into Kakashi's clothes and held his limbs pinned to his side. He tried to struggle free as he watched his human students charge right for him yet again. Naruto recognized the monsters as creatures from Otherworld, and were called lurkers.

Right as Sasuke reached his sensei he reached forth with his right hand outstretched before him, aimed for one of the silver bells. His index finger grazed one of the bells, Sasuke nearly had it within his grasp when Kakashi disappeared in a puff of white smoke.

Sasuke did not have time to be surprised since the creatures were no longer being held up by anything and thier blades were falling directly for him. Sasuke dived out of the way of the blades and leapt up into a tree to hide.

His teammates did the same while the monsters gave an irritated scream before dragging themselves into the river and disappearing beneath the slow current.

'I almost had one, damn it!' Sasuke yelled inside is black-haired head. He saw Sakura and Naruto running off into the woods and quickly joined them.

"He's heading north at ten degrees to the right of our current path." Sakura told the Uchiha. Sasuke nodded and the three continued onward.

The sky slowly darkened and the surrounding flora appeared to be slowly dying as the genin continued onward in the woods.

"Hold it!" Naruto shouted as he skidded to a halt. Sakura and Sasuke stopped a few feet in front of him, all the while darkness slowly enveloped the area. As Naruto's teammates looked around, confused by the shifting settings; The Prayer and her creator walked out from behind a large, dying bush.

"In...Otherworld..." The Prayer said calmly. "Kakashi...no...excape..."

"What the heck is Otherworld? Where the Hell are we!" Sakura demanded while gripping the front of Naruto's jacket harshly and brandishing her mighty female fist.

After a short explanation of Nightmare's impossible power, the Uchiha and Haruno stood in awe. To have such a powerful teammate really made both of them feel inadequate.

"S-so we're in this 'Otherworld'?" Sakura asked Naruto while cautiously gazing around. Sasuke was doing the same, but appeared to be really interested in a large cockroach-like beetle that had a human face instead of an insects head; the bug was climbing up one of the dead trees.

"Yep." Naruto replied with a bright smile that was way too out of place for the current setting.

"Kakshi-sensei...no escape...Otherworld...we...need...work...together...get...bells..." The Prayer said. Naruto and Sakura nodded while Sasuke mearly grunted as he picked up the beetle and allowed it to crawl up his arm. The bug crawled into his shirt and began to tickle him as it crawled along his stomach.

"Ack! Damn it! Stop!" He shouted as the bug crawled around, "Get off me!" He started jumping around and patting his body as the bug crawled down his pants. After a few minutes of girlish screaming and jumping around, Sasuke was able to get the insect out of his clothes and kicked it away.

He turned his heated gaze towards his teammates, who were trying their damnedest not to laugh. Naruto was having the hardest time of them all. His hands were covering his mouth, his cheeks were inflated and his eyes were watering as he tried to hold back his laughter. Sakura had a hand covering her grin and The Prayer appeared to be impassive about Sasuke's actions.

"What!" He somehow shouted through gritted teeth.

Naruto was unable to answer but Sakura was kind enough to speak in his stead.

"N-nothing, Sasuke," Sakura said while holding back a chuckle.

Sasuke simply gave a frustrated huff to Sakura's claim and stalked over to the group. "Anybody got a plan?"

Kakashi was running like as if the dogs of Hell were on his heels. Which, in all reality, was not that too far false. A pack of five skin-less dogs were chasing the jonin through the darkened woods. The mutts also lacked eyes and ears but were still able to locate and chase Kakashi thanks to their remaining noses.

The dogs barked and growled as Kakashi used his chakra infused legs to run away from the bloody beasts. He tried using the surrounding trees to leap out of the way, but was quick to find out that the trees were too rotted and the limbs would break from his weight. The jonin tried to attack the hounds but for every dog he killed, another would take its place. So he to resort to running away from the hell hounds.

In the very back of his mind, he somehow knew that his students were behind this whole strange turn of events. That and the fact that the skin-less dogs appeared to be hearding him somewhere since every time he tried to change direction, a new dog would come out of the darkness and force him to stay on his current path.

He saw the clearing a few feet away and tried again to change direction. Kakashi quickly pivoted on his heels and turned a complete one hundred and eighty degrees. He bolted directly towards the pack and tried to leap over them. The key word here is tried.

The second Kakashi was over the pack, a sixth dog came down from above and slammed down on him. The beast jumped off the ninja just as the two impacted the rotting ground. Kakashi jumped to his feet but a god slammed its head into his gut and sent him falling backwards. Kakashi looked up from his prone position just in time to see a familiar pale fist heading his way.

Kakashi rolled out of the way of Sakura's female might and had his gut came into contact with Sauke's foot. Kakashi ignored the pain and grabbed the genin's ankle and pulled him off balance and to the ground while at the same time jumping to his feet. Kakashi looked up from Sasuke just in time to see Naruto come in with a flying kick that was way too similar to two green wearing ninja.

Kakashi leaned back to avoid the attack, while using the momentum to toss Sasuke at the passing Naruto. Sasuke smashed into Naruto and the two genin were sent sailing into a clump of dead bushes.

The jonin quickly diverted his attention to his female student, who was coming at him once again with another clenched fist aimed at his masked face. Kakashi was able to catch Sakura's punch with his left hand, but not without taking damage to said hand.

Sakura let loose an enraged yell and tried to slam her other fist into the gut of her sensei, only for it to be grabbed by Kakashi's other hand. He acted quickly and pulled Sakura fore ward, closer to his face.

"Now Sakura-chan," He spoke in a lecturing tone of voice. "No matter how much you may love and lust after me, we can never be together." His tone had changed into a overly exaggerated worried tone. "The age gap is just too wide. And what would the world think if a twelve year old girl made love with the sexiest ninja to ever exist? I am only thinking about you, Sakura-chan."

"WHAT!" Sakura screamed at the top of her lungs. She was enraged that the cyclopse would dare to make such an accusation and call her 'Sakura-chan'. Nobody added the '-chan' suffex to her name unless they wanted to end up in the hospital with a rabid weasel shoved up their ass.

"Your right, Sakura-chan," Kakashi's voice brightened as a smile formed underneath his mask. "Our love is too strong for it to be torn apart by the close-minded villagers! We will find a way to live together and form a happy family despite you probably being seen as some sort of slut and-"

Kakashi was unable to continue with his exaggerated rant when Sakura tore her hands away from his and had the most hate filled expression the jonin had ever seen. Her very hair appeared to turn a shade darker and more malevolent.

"Kakashi-sensei!" She growled as she put all of her energy in her right fist. "I wish to apologize in advance for this," She let the fist fly. The clenched fist slammed into Kakashi's gut, hard. The jonin doubled over in pain and dropped to his knees.

Kakashi was in utter shock. He had seen Sakura's attack coming and had sent an average dosage of his chakra to his gut; but even after preparing for the punch, Kakashi was not prepared for the force behind it. He was positive that if he had not sent chakra to the impact location, then he would be in dire need of medical attention.

While he was doubled over in pain, Kakashi felt a slight tug on his ninja pouch. He looked down to see two of the three bells on said pouch, missing. He heard some chuckeling from behind and slowly turned his head in its general direction.

He saw a smirking Sasuke standing next to a widely grinning Naruto, both had a bells in their hands. Naruto suddenly tossed his bell straight into the air and the large, blood stained hand of the Butcher shot out from the darkness and snatched the bell. The massive form of the Butcher outright shocked Kakashi.

The very butcher's knife he was carrying was as tall as Kakashi himself, hair included. The Butcher looked at the bell then at Kakashi and gave a deep gravel-like chuckle.

"We win, Kakashi-sensei." Naruto said, still smiling that big grin of his.

Said sensei slowly got to his feet but kept one of his hands on his aching stomach. "H-hold on. You've only got two of the three bells. I still have one more bell."

Sasuke slightly shook his head, and pointed to his sensei's waist. Kakashi looked at his ninja pouch and noticed the lack of silver bells. He turned around to see Sakura looking a little uneasily as one of the human faced cockroaches perched itself on the girl's shoulder. Inside its human-like mouth was the remaining bell, which it dropped into Sakura's hand.

Kakashi was very impressed, but his years as a ninja allowed him to hide it perfectly. "Very good, almost all of you got a bell." He faced Naruto, "Sorry Naruto, but you fail."

In an instant, the surrounding area was filled with monsters of every shape and size. The one thing they all had in common was that they all had some sort of blood stain, whether their own blood or something elses was unknown.

Every creature was growling, snarling, screaming, and whatever else term one would think of to discribe a 'piss me off and your fucked' attitude. From the mass of different shaped bodies, the Prayer stepped forth with Nightmare's bed still strapped to her back.

"Please...Rephrase..." Was all she said.

Kakashi showed no signs that he was intimidated by the surrounding creatures. "If you would allow me to continue, then you would know that Naruto failed to obtain a bell. But he, along with the rest of you, passed." He ended with a masked smile. "Because you all worked to together to get the bells and did not focus on yourselves, you all proved that you can be relied on in the event of a dangerous mission."

His students smiled and the monsters slowly disappeared into the dead and dark woods. The Prayer began to walk back to the center of the training grounds and was followed by the rest of the team. As they moved through the woods, the surrounding area slowly brightened and all the dead or dying flora was becoming green and alive once again.

Kakashi turned his head to his female student and gave a weak chuckle. "That is some punch you've got there Sakura. My stomach is still stinging." He ended while rubbing said area. Sakura grinned at the compliment.

"That was cool and all, but it was nowhere near as awesome as when Nightmare summoned all of the Otherworld monsters! I didn't even recognize half of those things, there were so many!" Naruto cheered as he caught up to the Prayer and walked beside her.

Inside the curtains, Nightmare was having the toughest battle of her young life. Lay there and just accept the compliment without returning one to Naruto, or fight the pain and show the ninja her appreciation. So she decided to plan a very specialthank you for the Uzumaki.

The rest of the rest of Team Seven shared compliments and words of praise. This continued until they reached the center of the training grounds. Kakashi walked over to the three logs and placed the three lunch boxes he brought back into his pouch.

Before any of the children could express their enevitable protest to their sensei's action, Kakashi turned and gave a hidden smirk.

"These were only meant to be an incentive for you all to obtain a bell. If one of you had failed to obtain a bell and had none of you realized the purpose of this little test; then the one who failed to take a bell would have been tied up to one of these logs," He jabbed a thumb at said logs. "The others would have had been given one of these lunch boxes to eat for lunch and ordered not to give any food to the student who was tied up, while I would pretend to leave for a pressing matter. To pass would have required that one of you had offered your food to the tied up student. This would have shown that you are willing to disobey direct orders to assist a teammate."

He turned around completely to face his students, "Because you all passed the test without anybody getting tied up, there is no need for the lunch boxes. So, I'll just take them with me."

"B-but don't we deserve at least a lunch for passing the test?" Naruto spoke with a humorously desperate tone in his voice. The boy had not eaten a thing all day and was starving. Who could blame him for wanting the ever tempting lunches?

"Nope." Kakashi said with a smile before jumping a good distance back in an effort to avoid any attacks from his pissed off genin. "We will meet tomorrow at the same time as this morning. Your life as ninja of Konohagakure officially begins." And with that, the silver-haired jonin disappeared in a white cloud of chakra laced smoke.

None of the genin could hide their pleasure and excitment at becoming full fledged ninja. They were well aware of the dangers their chosen profession had, but they also knew about the many perks and the honor that being a ninja would bring to them and to their respective families.

Sakura and Sasuke decided to head to their homes and brag to their families about their successful test. While Naruto and the Prayer made their way to the apartment complex that they resided in.

It was still pretty early in the afternoon when Naruto and the two girls entered his apartment. Naruto headed straight for his kitchen and grabbed an armful of chocolate candies from one of his cabinets, while the Prayer walked into his room and into Otherworld. Naruto unwrapped any wrappings and tossed all of the chocolate into a large mixing bowl. He then went over to his refrigerator and opened the door. The inside of the fridge was filled to the brim with milk, while the door was stuffed with chocolate sauce.

Nightmare had asked Naruto to buy as much milk as possible. Naruto had no clue as to why. Something about Nightmare wanting to "big", like Payback; or something like that. Naruto was too focused on his precious chocolate. He also noticed that Hinata always drank a large amount of milk with every meal. Naruto was a little confused by women and their obsession with the dairy product. He was going to ask Hinata about it later; or at least that is what he thought. In reality, Naruto was going to completely forget about asking Hinata anything.

He grabbed a large wooden mixing spoon from one of his kitchen drawers and quickly mixed the chocolaty concoction into a giant, lumpy puddle of chocolate. He tossed the spoon into the sink and sat down at the kitchen table. Forgoing any form of silverware, Naruto simply shoved his hands into the mess and began to raffishly shovel handfuls of chocolate into his mouth while making loud and rude eating sounds. The boy acted as if he had not had food for several days.

After a good few minutes of sloppy eating later, Naruto licked up any remaining chocolate off his hands, face, clothes, the bowl and table. He stood up and took thebowl over to the sink to clean.

"SCREEEEEEEEE!" A loud, familiar screech was heard before a gray-ish mass tackled Naruto to the ground. The ninja instantly knew who it was from the cooing sounds it made as it nuzzled his chest.

"Hello there, Baby," He said before giving a slight cough. He placed a hand on the top of Baby and lightly moved the fission metroid off him. The creature reluctantly got off its surrogate father and allowed him to get up off the hardwood floor.

When Naruto got to his feet he saw a small note in the grasp of Baby's small pair of pincers. Naruto reached out and grabbed the small slip of paper while Baby zoomed around the room, cooing in excitement.

The note read:

Dear, our sexy symbiotic lover

Guess who. Anyway, our dear darling Baby missed you so much that she; yes we finally were able to sex our Baby, started to get majorly depressed. She even started to not eat her favorite meal she was so sad. We hope you don't mind her staying with you for a while.

We believe that her staying with you will help her greatly with her growth and development. She really needs her daddy. We also told her to get rid of anyone who tries to take you away from us. We also want to remind you to make sure that Baby is kept warm. She doesn't do well in cold temperatures; just like how heat can kill us, cold can kill Baby.

We will see you soon, lover.

Love with every fiber of our being, the most beautiful, sexy, and the ultimate lover; Samus/Payback

P.S. Below is a list of things we're going to do to you the next time we see you.

Naruto stopped reading at that point and tossed the note haphazardly on the kitchen table. He watched Baby zoom around the small apartment for a few minutes before catching her just as she flew past. Baby cooed quistionably at her father.

"Looks like you'll be staying with me for a while." Naruto said with a smile. Baby squealed happily and tackled Naruto to the ground again.

Danzo sat silently in his underground ROOT office. It was an exact replica of the Hokage's office, except the pictures that adorned the far wall were of who he thought should have been Hokage. Orochimaru, Madara, and of course himself. Also, his desk was made of redwood instead of oak.

Suddenly, one of his high class ROOT ninja made an appearance in front of his desk and kneeled down.

"Report." Danzo spoke with complete and total authority. The ROOT ninja rose from his kneeling position.

"Me and my team of twelve found the entrance to the underground lab in Amegakure after a bit of bribery and persuasion. It was located in a completely unguarded, flowery meadow." He paused while Danzo raised an eyebrow in confusion. A flower filled meadow appeared to be the last place to put an eight hundred year old monster of evil.

"The entrance to the lab is exactly one hundred meters by one hundred meters and is composed of two large metal doors embedded into the ground. On the doors are the numbers 115 painted in big red numbers. This has led us to believe that there are at least one hundred and fifteen total labs, maybe more. We are not sure as of yet."

"Very well. Were you able to enter the lab?" Danzo asked with no emotion. The ninja hesitated for a moment; not very long, less than a second but Danzo saw it plan as day. "Is there a problem?" He spoke sternly.

"Well, sir. We had some problems getting into the lab. We had to dip into ROOT's funding a bit to purchase enough explosives to force open the metal doors."

Danzo leaned back into his chair and asked, "How much did you have to spend?"

Again, the ROOT hesitated. "W-we had to purchase a whole convoy of explosives. The price, 16530018513.6207 yen* worth of explosive devices, sir." He ended sheepishly.

Danzo tried his hardest to hide his shock and anger. His eyebrow raised just slightly, though.

The ROOT ninja continued, "We were able to blast our way through the doors by using a combination of high explosives and several S-class jutsu. Whatever metal was used to create the doors was unlike anything I have ever seen. I brought back a sample for you to have studied. It is with my written report." He noted.

"We made sure to post several sentries at key locations to warn of any approaching danger and jumped down through the entrance. Directly after we entered the lab, we were met with a long, well-lite, vertical shaft. The instant we leapt into the lab, a metal floor shot out from one of the walls and we landed on it." The ROOT member pulled out a small recording device and placed it on top of Danzo's desk.

"After we landed, a voice over an intercom came on and said..." The ninja pushed the play button on the recording device.

"Welcome to lab one one five," A females voice spoke. "All visitors and non-personnel must give their I.D. and must report to Security Station A, B, or C. If you are new to the lab, please enter in your I.D. and head to the main control room to receive orders and be given a guide to the facilities here in lab one one five. If you are currently a staff member here, please give you I.D. and what level and section of the lab that you wish to enter. Please note that when entering the pyrosphere heat protective safety uniforms are required. Please also note that the levels marked RIDLEY, MOTHER BRAIN, XENOPHAGE and CARNAGE can only be accessed by those given special permission from the current leader of the symbiote horde. Please obey and respect this rule. If it is not followed then those tresspassing will be destroyed on sight by both the security system and staff. Have a nice day." The voice ended.

"And that is as far as we have come in the lab. We have not meet with any personnel or security in the lab as of yet. We assume that the door we were able to break through was nothing more than a cosmetic entrance and that the real entrance was the system we were standing on. We are currently trying to find a way into the rest of the lab without alerting any of the staff or the security. We are having some difficulty in hacking into the system without alerting anybody." The ROOT ninja stood at attention.

"That is all I have to report as of now. I will keep you abreast of the situation as it develops, sir." The ninja ended his report.

Danzo nodded his head, "You may return back to your team. I want the next report in two weeks. Understood?"

"Yes, sir," And with that, the ninja took his leave.

After said ROOT member left, Danzo pulled out a slip of paper and a pen. He scribbled a short note onto the paper and called for one of his many messenger ninja. The messenger left after being handed the note and given very specific instructions on where to deliver the note.

Danzo sat silently in his chair and could not help the evil grin from spreading across his ugly mug.

Danzo was not an idiot. He had read and reread the papers about Carnage and knew of the dangers that went along with the symbiote. Danzo had absolutely no intention of bonding with the symbiote. That would be suicidal. He had other plans for the space parasite.

He could already imagine it; an entire army of ANBU ROOT ninja, each with their own symbiotes. He currently had several of his researchers trying to find a way to control symbiotes, but nothing as of yet has come up. The lack of an actual symbiote test subject was one of the causes for the lack of progress.

He was planning on using sound to control the creatures. Since symbiotes are effected by high frequency sound waves; trying to find a frequency that would give Danzo control would be found by trial and error.

Danzo was planning on using the Carnage symbiote as his unwilling volunteer for the experimentaion. He was also going to have his allie, Orochimaru, help with the research and experimentation. Danzo was obviously not going to inform the snake using ninja about the symbiotes power.

Knowing Orochimaru, he would probably try to find some way to live forever using symbiotes. Danzo would not allow anybody to use them for their own personal gain, unless it somehow benifited him in some way.

Danzo rose from his seat and walked around his desk and pulled out a few papers held together by a paper clip. A picture of Baby was clipped on the top of the short stack.

"I wonder if there is anything I could use this for?" He chuckled to himself.

A few minutes earlier...

Hinata sailed through the air and landed on her nice soft bed with a groan. She was beat. She and her team were subject to Kurenai's genjutsu and were forced to work together to get out of said genjutsu, fight Kurenai, and some how manage to grab one of two silver rings hanging from their sensei's outfit.

Hinata felt sticky and smelly from all the sweat and exercise, not that she was out of shape mind you. Remember, Hinata had been training with Naruto back in their academy days. She was just not used to working with an Inuzuka and Aburame in trying to get out of an ever changing maze of thorn bushes.

Speaking of bushes; Hyuuga Hinata was horny beyond belief. Since almost everytime she had actually worked up a real sweat voluntaraly was whenever she was training with Naruto; it was almost instictive that her hormonal body get all worked up during extreme exercise. That and the fact that Kurenai thought that it would be funny to create a genjutsu of a mob of naked Naruto striking sexy poses and make lewd gestures.

It took the combined strength of Kiba, Shino and Akamaru to stop Hinata from jetting away with her twin streams of nostril bleedings. Hinata's dirty thoughts quickly changed back to wanting to get clean.

Just as she was about to head to her private bathroom, a shadow formed at the front of her door. It was one of the servants of the main branch.

"I am sorry to disturb you Hinata-sama, but a package arrived for you while you were out training with your team. I have it right here for you. I allowed nobody to open the package, Hinata-sama." The servant spoke from the other side of the door.

Hinata's heart beat increased as the servant told of the package. It was a special order item she had seen in one of Tenten's many lewd magazines and Hinata could not help but purchase it. "Thank you. You may leave it outside my room and go."

"Yes, ma'am." Was the servents reply before getting up and leaving. The instant Hinata was certian that the servant was gone, she leapt off her bed and zoomed over to the door. She slid open the door and snatched the small brown box off the floor and slammed the sliding door shut.

Hinata tore open the package and tossed the garbage into the waste basket kept by her bed. Inside was a pair of seemingly normal reading glasses, but Hinata knew what they really were. The Pervert's Erotic Fantasy Glasses.

They worked similar to the Hyuuga's byakugan in being able to see through objects. But the glasses were limited to only being ablr to see through cloth, leather and other fabrics; mainly those used to make colthing.

That was not anything new; a million different x-ray glasses exist. But what sets these apart from the rest was the added effect they had when chakra was applied to the lenses. And Hinata could not wait to try them out.

So, Hinata forgot all about her bath and zoomed out of the manor at light speed and headed over to Naruto's apartment, glasses in hand. She arrived near her crush's apartment building just as he and the Prayer were turning the corner from across the street.

Hinata could barely contain her excitment as she put the glasses on.

The instant she placed the glasses on her face and applied chakra to the lenses; the Naruto walking down the road was quickly replaced with a Naruto wearing a way too small speedo. The new Naruto was also dripping in olive oil that made his lightly sun kissed skin shine, and he was pulling the waistband of his article of clothing upwards.

"Oh no," The glasses made Naruto said in a low husky manner. Hinata's nose was dripping twin fountins of blood as the Naruto kept pulling on the speedo until it began to tear. "I think these clothes are about to rip." He said in false worry as his eyes met Hinata's and he winked and blew a kiss.

Hinata's already red face brightned just as the fabric ripped apart and the fantasy Naruto disappeared. The shocked, and pissed, Hyuuga frantically scanned the area for her perverted fantasy Naruto. She took off the glasses just in time to see Naruto and the Prayer disappear inside his apartment.

Hinata gave a sigh of dissapointment at not being able to watch more erotic Naruto action, but decided to head home. She sure as Hell was going to keep those glasses on her at all times.

Alright, first off I would like to apologize for any spelling and grammatical errors...my computer is being as smart as a boxful of blonds and pissing me off; no offense to my blond readers.

The little * at the word yen is there to remind you to look up whatever amount that is in whatever form of currency that you use. Last I checked, it rounded out to about two million American dollars. Yeah, tough door.

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