Disclaimer: I do NOT own any of the characters written here. They are owned by their respective owners. Nuff' said.

Warning: This is rated M for a reason (blood, gore, extreme violence, language, and possible adult themes/lemons, etc.) Some of the characters will be a little OC.

The Black Leaves

Chapter 23

"Naruto! Open up!" Haruno Sakura shouted while banging on her teammates door. "Kakashi-sensei told us to be at the training field today before he arrives for something really important. Get your lazy ass out here NOW!" The sound of someone moving around inside was heard before the locks of the door were released.

"Will you hold on?" Naruto shouted as he threw the door open. He glared at Sakura for forcing him to wake up and force his tentacles covering his home to retract into every available crack in his home. He was about to yell at his pink-haired teammate again about waking him up in such a rude fashion; when he noticed her face was turning a similar shade of pink.

Confused at his female friend's sudden silence, Naruto slowly waved a hand in front of her face to try and gain her attention, but the attempt failed. He then tried to snap his fingers to gain her attention, but only got the same result.

Finally, Naruto looked down and noticed his lack of dress. All he had on was a pair of boxers, and they did not even attempt to hide his morning hard-on. The head of slightly above average penis was poking out of the flap and was pointed directly at the pink-ette. Naruto leaned his head back and groaned loudly in frustration as Venom's laughing echoed within his skull.

'Why the Hell did you do that?' Naruto shouted at the other.

'We thought we explained this to you already, boy.' Venom laughed. 'After eight hundred years of insanity; we kinda' want to let loose. And you're gonna' be our main source of entertainment.'

'But does your 'sense of humor' have to be so damn perverted?'

'...Yes.' Venom replied after a minute or so of thinking.

Naruto groaned loudly again before closing the door to get an extra set of clothes, since Venom has absorbed is last set for his entertainment. The slam his door made snapped Sakura out of her hormonal daze.

Though she had taken the sex ed. class back in the academy, that was the very first time she had seen at least a real part of the male reproductive system. Sakura blushed brighter when she realized she had been staring at the head of Naruto's penis, she had found herself unable to look away.

'I wonder what Sasuke's penis looks like,' She suddenly found herself thinking before blushing again and shaking the thought out of her head. 'Well, Kakashi-sensei is older, so I assume his should be at least a little bit bigger.' She tried to rid of her perverse thoughts by violently shaking her head, but failed horribly. And that was when Inner-Sakura decided to rear her photo-negative head.

'Wait, stupid!' She shouted to her normal persona. 'Remember! They are all men! All men want is to get into your pants and force you to be their slaves! Even the 'supposedly nice guys!' I bet Naruto is thinking right now that he can trick you into being his fuck toy just because he let you see his fucking tiny ass prick!'

After a few more minutes of fighting her newborn perverted mind and agreeing with her inner self, Sakura was greeted by a now clothed Naruto. With a slight blush still present on her cheeks, Sakura gave a hurriedly "Come on." before walking to the training ground ahead of a slightly annoyed Naruto.

The two eventually made it to the training grounds were they were to meet Kakashi-sensei. Sasuke was already there and was eating a late breakfast his mother hand made for him. The other two teenagers walked over and the small group busied themselves with small talk as they waited for their sensei's arrival. They only had to wait a full thirty minutes before Kakashi arrived in a plume of smoke and a lame excuses that nobody paid any attention to.

"So what's the big "important" thing made Sakura wake me up on our supposedly day-off?" Naruto grumbled. Sasuke nodded his head in agreement to Naruto's annoyed tone; his chopsticks sticking out of his full mouth.

Kakashi only chuckled at his student's expense and held up four sheets of paper and lightly waved them. "And here I thought that I would sign up my 'kind' students for the next Chunin Examination. I guess none of you here want to be promoted to chunin and take on more dangerous, exciting and higher paying missions," Kakashi shrugged at the end before turning around and walking back towards the village.

"WAIT!" Both Sakura and Naruto shouted, while Sasuke only grunted loudly because of his full mouth. After the barrage of low ranking mission the team had been receiving ever since they came back from Wave; they were desperate for at least a little excitement. Kakashi just turned his head and smiled at his team before folding each of the exam forms into paper airplanes and tossing them at the teens.

"Just fill these out and take them to the academy room indicated on the form three days from now," Kakashi lectured before walking up to Naruto and handing him a white scroll. "I was instructed to hand you this Naruto. And before you ask, no, I do not know what is inside." And with that, Kakashi disappeared in another plume of smoke. He had decided against asking where Baby and the Prayer were. The less he knew about those things, the better.

Saying their farewells, each team member went their separate ways. Each carried an exam form except for Naruto, who carried two so that Nightmare could sign up when she got back from visiting her mother.

Kakashi reappeared in front of Danzo and several other of the elders. "I delivered the scroll that you wanted Uzumaki Naruto to have. Now, may I ask what was in that scroll that was so important that I had to deliver it to him instantaneously?" His tone of voice showed no sign of his normal lax and cool-headed nature. Instead I was replaced with the cold tone of a well trained assassin. Let it be known, that Hatake Kakashi was no push-over when it came to the people that were taken under his care.

Danzo was the only one who made a single movement. And that movement was an incredibly wicked smile, "Just a special gift from all of us to our favorite genin. Hehe." He chuckled darkly.

Before Kakashi could utter a sound. A massive explosion shook the village and Kakashi could see a plume of thick green smoke coming from the very training grounds he had just left. He did not even give the elders a glare before leaping out of the open window and making a mad dash towards the giant plume of smoke.

As he dashed across the rooftops, the village below was alive with excited conversation. Being a ninja village, explosions and smoke were very common around the training ground area, but normally the civilians would have been warned about the use of explosives and an advisory would have gone out to remind them all to stay away from the training ground. This explosion just came out of nowhere.

Kakashi did not stop until he reached the small crater that the green smoke was still billowing out of. He saw Team Ten and Team Eight already at the scene along with his other two students. All of them were covering their faces with chakra-laced gas-masks.

Kakashi did not need one because his mask had two special functions. The first was that it was woven out of several special fibers that were able to filter any gaseous poisons but also allowed for easy breathing. The only reason that such masks were not as widely used as one would expect, was the price. The cloth used to create them took several years to produce even a few centimeters of the fibers and cost countless amounts of money to pay for both the fibers creation and the process of turning into clothing. The second function was...It just made him look mysterious and sexy, or at least he thought so.

"Look!" Yamanaka Ino shouted as she pointed at the sky. Everyone turned their head just in time to see a flock of birds pass by the gas cloud and suddenly plummet to the Earth. Long since dead before even reaching the hard ground.

"What the Hell happened here?" Asuma shouted as he pulled his team away from the sudden wind change, causing the toxic cloud to head directly for the young ninja.

Before a response could have been given, a very low groan rang out from within the center of the gas cloud. A large, black tentacle with four, equally spaced out claws, slowly emerged from the gas cloud and slammed into the ground before raising up and shooting into the woods. A loud honking cry echoed through the woods as a large, male deer was dragged across the ground and into the smoke cloud. It's struggling was completely ignored by the predatory tentacle.

Everyone in the surrounding area was silent as the sounds of ripping flesh, crunching bone and splattering blood echoed through the forest. As soon as the sounds of feeding were gone, the jounin quickly dropped into their preferred battle stances and stood in between the cloud and their charges. The forest was completely quiet for a good five minutes.

The sounds of someone coughing and hacking inside the smoke cloud suddenly broke the silence. The outline of a slowly approaching figure caused everybody to tense up and prepare for a fight. Eventually, the coughing and wheezing figure broke free from the toxic cloud to reveal it to be one Uzumaki Naruto.

"Naruto-kun?" Hinata tried to get to the boy but was stopped by Kurenai. She only questioned her sensei's motives until she saw Naruto literally coughing out puffs of the same toxic cloud. He pulled open the color to his orange jacket and a large plume of green smoke billowed out. He took a sharp breath to try and stabilize his breathing. It only worked for a moment before he went right back to coughing and hacking once again.

Being the only one who could truly go near the poison, Kakashi rushed over to his student and picked him up before shouting orders to the remaining people. "I'm gonna' take Naruto to the hospital! You all should clean this mess up and find out who is responsible for this attack!"

Kakashi was gritting his teeth as he spoke. He had fallen for the council's plan hook, line and sinker. Kakashi would obviously announce who was responsible for the assassination attempt on young Naruto's life. Unfortunately, Kakashi's hands were all over what probably remained of the deadly scroll and he would immediately be suspect number one in any investigation. Not only that, but the dozen or so council members that were actually involved in the attack were of the highest influence and could easily avoid any and all charges placed on them while forcing a death penalty on Kakashi for even attempting to turn them in.

The male jounin quickly rushed off to the hospital with the still hacking and wheezing Naruto in his arms. As the remaining people tried to find away to clear away the remaining toxins, one little Hyuuga quietly snuck away and headed straight to the hospital and her Naruto-kun.

The girl arrived some time after Kakashi and Naruto and found the place to be as calm and collected as usual. Easily sneaking past the receptionist, Hinata used her 'Naruto-kun sense' to find her love and 'nurse him back to health. 'Good thing I decided to bring my 'sexy outfits that will make Naruto-kun try and rape me' scroll with me.' She thought as she traversed the hospital halls.

Hinata made it to the special hospital room only meant for Naruto and hid behind a corner when the door opened and several doctors and nurses left the room. A couple of nurses stayed near the door and chatted quietly as one of them locked the door.

"Have you seen anything like that before?" A rookie nurse whispered to her peers.

"Never," A more experienced nurse replied as she flipped through a few papers attached to a clip board. "Now I've seen some pretty disturbing things in my day, but never something as weird as this. That boy shouldn't even be alive. Hell, he should have died five years ago, judging from what we just saw."

Before Hinata could hear anymore about the person she cares the most for, the group of nurses dispersed to do whatever they needed to do. As soon as the last nurse left the surrounding area, young Hinata sneaked her way over to her Naruto's room and easily picked the lock to the door. For some reason, Naruto's hospital room door was always too easy to pick, considering this to be a hospital that takes in ninja as well as civilians. All of the doors are meant to have a combination of an alarm seal and a secondary locking seal in case an attempt to breach the door without the key was made.

Hinata quickly scanned her surroundings before sliding into Naruto's room and quietly shutting the door. Naruto's own personal hospital room, after the hospital went over several renovations, looked like a combination of a normal hospital room, a surgical room, and a medical lab. Hinata did not pay any attention to any of that though. Instead, she walked over to her love that was currently sleeping in the bed, and gazed down at his peaceful form with all the love and adoration she possessed for the boy.

His golden locks slightly waving from his near silent breathing. The boy's lightly sun-kissed skin and thin whisker marked cheeks. Everything about him gave off the perfect picture of how gentle and harmless he looked, masking the danger that dwelled within him.

Hinata found herself staring at Naruto's slightly parted lips. 'Th-they look so...nice and soft and gentle and so...' She gulped loudly, 'K-kissable.' Her pale face slowly brightened into a light cherry red as a thought past through her young mind.

Despite nobody else but the two teenagers being inside, Hinata was still compelled to look back and forth before she slowly leaned over Naruto's sleeping face. Her eyes were focused on Naruto's lips as she drew her face closer to his. 'I can do this. I can do this.' Hinata chanted over and over in her head as her lips neared the boy's.

She gently closed her eyes so that she would be able to only feel Naruto's lips touching hers when they would make contact. Unfortunately for the love-struck youth, the sleeping Naruto released a loud belch directly in Hinata's face. A small puff of green-ish blue gas had come out of his mouth at the same time and hit the Hyuuga squarely in the face.

This caused Hinata to recoil in a combination of surprise and slight disgust. That belch smelled incredibly foul, even by human standards. Waving her hand in front of her face in an attempt to rid herself of the stench, Hinata walked around the room. Her curiosity about what those nurses were talking about had finally compelled the Hyuuga to at least perform a small search of her love's room.

She walked over to the rather large X-ray screen opposite of Naruto's bed. There were several X-ray photos attached to the screen, but the lack of adequate lighting made it impossible for Hinata to see exactly what the photos showed. So, flipping the light switch on the side of the screen; Hinata gasped loudly at the very first X-ray photograph her eyes laid on.

It was an X-ray photo of inside Naruto's skull. Now, one would assume that by the way he was able to function completely normal, that nothing would be wrong with him. That is what Hinata had thought before seeing the X-ray photo.

In the picture it could be seen that there were several large holes in Naruto's brain. Hinata could see that Naruto's motor functions, senses and almost a third of the frontal lobe were all completely missing. And like the nurses had said; for all intent and purposes, Uzumaki Naruto should be dead.

'So, what's keeping him alive?' Hinata thought as she tore her eyes away from the horrifying photo, only to see a much more terrifying X-ray. This one was a full body X-ray of Naruto; and from what Hinata could see, Naruto did not have a stomach, a left lung, a liver or his left arm.

Now, Hinata was really confused. She looked from the X-ray to Naruto and back before activating her Byakugan. After blushing a little as she stared at his reproductive organs for a few minutes, she shook her head and focused on the allegedly non-existent body parts.

Her own X-ray eyes did not show any part of Naruto missing. All of his organs, limbs, and brain matter were all present and accounted for. So either the X-ray machine was faulty or Hinata just could not see what the X-rays could.

Hinata deactivated her blood-line after five more minutes of dirty fantasies then turned back to the four remaining X-ray photographs. While the other four were not as gruesome as the others, they were still quite unusual.

All four were zoomed in X-rays of three specific parts of Naruto's anatomy. The first two were close-ups of the back of Naruto's shoulder blades while the third photo was a zoomed-in photo of Naruto's lower back, or more specifically; his tailbone. The last one was a close up of the back of Naruto's throat.

The photos centered on his shoulders showed that on each of his shoulder blades, a curved hump was growing directly out of the bones. Each hump was big enough that they were pushing against the skin on Naruto's back and could be seen from the naked eye. The photo of his lower back showed almost the same thing, his tailbone had grown just long enough to be pushing against his skin and a visible bump had appeared.

Now, the X-ray of Naruto's throat was not like the others. From what Hinata could see from said photo, two multi-jointed appendages looked to be scrunched up in the very back of Naruto's throat, while another pair of multi-jointed appendages was placed directly across from the other pair. Almost like a weird set of jaw-like fangs.

Hinata sent a worried gaze to her love. "What is happening to you, Naruto-kun?" She whispered in a terrified tone before the sounds of people approaching the room reached her ears. Hinata quickly bolted out of the hospital room just as a nurse came in to check on everything.

Hinata headed straight for her house, still confused and worried about her Naruto and the X-rays she saw. A long night of thinking was all she could see in her immediate future.

A few days later...

"Ahhh," Naruto sighed as he leaned against a wall. Naruto, Baby, Nightmare, the Prayer and two Otherworld nurses were currently waiting for their other two teammates to arrive to the location they agreed upon to meet before turning in their exam forms. Ever since both Baby and Nightmare caught wind of Naruto's assassination attempt, neither of them would let the blond out of their sight.

Ever since that one nurse's blouse popped open back during the wave mission. Every single one of the nurses had done the same thing. They had either unbuttoned their blouse or just tore them open. So now, Naruto was almost constantly surrounded by half naked nurse monsters from Otherworld.

After another half hour of waiting, Sakura and Sasuke finally arrived at the meeting place and quickly gave some half-hearted excuses for their lateness. A small bit of Kakashi had rubbed off the two, it seemed. Naruto and the Prayer only gave them just as half-hearted glares. Seeing that Naruto was 'safe' with his team all assembled, the two nurses returned to their own dimension, probably to masturbate.

The small group was making their way to the academy and quickly found the room they were meant to meet in. A floor below some commotion could be heard, the team did not know what the cause was since they came in through the third floor window. They found their sensei waiting for them at the entrance to the room. He gave his students a lengthy explanation on the importance of team work and a bunch of other crap that nobody really cares about.

"Are you all sure you're ready for this?" Kakashi asked his students one final time. "After you pass through these doors, you will not be able to quit and your life will change forever. If for better or for worse is all up to you."

Baby gently landed on her daddy's head and gave a loud screech. Nightmare was wrapped up in her makeshift robe and placed on Naruto's back for him to carry as the Prayer sank into the ground and disappeared back into Otherworld. His other students just gave the seasoned warrior determined looks.

"All right then," He said with a hidden smile. "You all may pass." And with that, Hatake Kakashi disappeared in a flurry of leaves and smoke. Sakura and Sasuke walked in front of Naruto and opened the twin doors to allow their blond teammate to pass while carrying his cargo.

Behind the doors was a large lecture room filled to the brim with ninja from just about every single village within the whole elemental nations. All of said ninja were minding their own business and conversing silently within their own little groups.

"Naruto-kun." A soft voice called out from within the large crowd. Hinata and her team slowly appeared before Naruto's team along with the rest of the rookie nine and Team Guy's members.

"Hey, everyone." Sakura said with a small wave as Sasuke nodded and Naruto simply smiled. Baby let loose a small squeak and Nightmare just blinked her bright yellow eye in greeting.

"So I see you all somehow made it here, heh," Kiba said in his usual overconfident attitude. "Everyone might as well just give up now, since the only one whose gonna' get promoted here is me. I've been training non-stop for this." He ended a little loudly.

"Kiba-kun," Hinata scolded.

"Humph." Akimichi Choji spoke through a mouthful of chips. "You're not the only one whose been training, Kiba. I got some surprises hidden up my sleeve."

"Heheh," Naruto chuckled rather loudly. "I can guarantee that we've got you all beat in the surprise department." He unconsciously raised his head in a sign of superiority, not too unlike that of a certain white-eyed clan. "We're just afraid that if we go all out. We might take everyone else out and leave no one left to challenge."

Eventually, Rock Lee and even Hyuuga Neji started to get involved in the "tough-man" competition. The girls, including Baby and Nightmare all walked off to the side and started their own conversation.

"Ugh, men" Sakura groaned as she stood away from the commotion. Several of the other girls nodded their heads and gave sounds of agreement. All except for Hinata, who was too busy watching Naruto's member through his pants. She enjoyed abusing her family's bloodline.

The girls, sans Hinata, Baby and Nightmare, all conversed silently with each other while the boys just got louder and louder. It was about to go onto a full blown yelling contest until a gray-haired kid wearing a pair of glasses and a Konoha head-band walked up.

"You idiots had better keep it down unless you want to become public enemy number one around here." He said smugly while adjusting his glasses. "Most of these ninja are stressed enough as it is, I don't think your yelling is helping any."

"Huh," Kiba replied smartly. "And just who the Hell are you?"

"You can call me Kabuto." The nerdy looking ninja said.

"What the Hell is there to be stressed out about?" Naruto said way too loudly. Everyone that was not listening before now were giving the small group of genin their full attention.

Kabuto gave an exasperated sigh, "These Chunin Exams are nothing to sneeze at. It is rare for even one individual to make it to the rank of chunin even if that individual was the only one to pass the exams. There is no guarantee that anybody can pass this exam."

"And just how the Hell do you know that!" Kiba snarled."

"Well, let's just say I've taken this exam more times than others." Kabuto chuckled darkly. "Along with my past experience with this exam; I have also gathered up almost every single ounce of information about all of this exam's competitors." He ended while pulling out a large deck of tall orange cards.

"Really now?" Neji asked with a raised eyebrow.

"Yes, indeed. I even have information on each and every one of you and for a price I can show you information on anybody you want." Kabuto smirked.

"How about you just show us what we want and we won't punt you half way across the nation?" Naruto said with an uncomfortably big smile.

Kabuto simply chuckled before squatting down and placing the deck of cards on the floor. "Fine, fine. So who do you want to see first?"

"What about that new village?" Sakura finally spoke up. "What was it called? Um..."

"Do you mean Otogakure?" Kabuto asked before picking out a specific card and applying chakra to the blank piece of paper. This caused an image with the statistics about the chosen village to appear. "It appears that they have two teams entering this year. Surprising considering how relatively new and inexperienced the village is." He looked up to the surrounding teenagers. "Don't worry; I don't think they'll be much of a problem for anybody."

Sudden movement out of the corner of his eye drew Kabuto's attention to the quickly approaching Otogakure ninja. Kabuto just barely got his arms in front of him in a defensive pose before an Otogakure ninja wrapped up in bandages thrust his right arm out at the nerd. Attached to the male's arm was a weird metal device riddled with holes.

Everyone waited in suspense when the kid's arm was thrust out, but nothing happened, at first. Suddenly, Naruto threw his arms up to his ears, tilted his head back and released an earsplitting scream of agony. Nightmare let loose her own groan of pain as she fell to the floor and curled up into a small ball.

While everyone was paying attention to Naruto and wondering what was causing him so much pain, the Otogakure ninja smirked behind his bandages and flicked his finger against the device on his arm. This time it caused an audible sound to ring out.

Naruto threw his head back so hard he nearly got whiplash and screamed at the top of his lungs. Two visible trails of blood leaked from his ears as he fell backwards onto the floor and started thrashing about.

Now the Otogakure ninja's other two teammates approached and started taking turns flicking the mummy-man's sound creating weapon. Each flick or hit causing Naruto unimaginable pain and agony. The only reason Nightmare was not affected, was because she was so used to feeling such pain from her permanently burned body that such sound only registered as mildly irritating. Unfortunately, it still just enough that it prevented Nightmare from concentrating enough to summon any help from Otherworld.

Naruto was now bleeding out of not only his ears, but his eyes, nose and mouth. The others tried to help, but every time they made a move towards the Oto ninja, they would all hit the device at the same time and send Naruto into another thrashing fit.

Unfortunately for the bandaged up asshole with arm piece; Baby did not like the fact that they he was hurting her daddy. With an enraged screech, the young fission metroid leaned back and rushed, 'mouth' first at the mummified Oto ninja.

The impact of Baby's somewhat gelatinous form against the Oto ninja's face was enough to send him flying back, with Baby latching onto said ninja's face.

"Dozu!" His teammates shouted as they saw their ally suddenly being assaulted by the flying blob. The other male ran over to his friend to try and save him from the creature, only for Baby to rise up off the ground and lift up Dozu's still body. The sounds of her draining him of energy could be heard.

She swirled around in the air, causing Dozu's body to flail about. This prevented his teammates from approaching without caused harm to him or themselves. Meanwhile, Hinata and Ino were checking on Naruto while the others either helped, tensed up and prepared for a real confrontation, or simply watched Baby play with her food.

Hinata was trying to clean the blood off Naruto's face while gently calling him out of his currently unconscious state. Ino was simply yelling at him while repeatedly slapping his face; being as soft and gentle as a raging bull elephant.

Naruto's eyes snapped open and he tried to sit up; Hinata was more than happy to act as his crutch as she helped him to his feet. He looked forward and saw his daughter attacking his own attacker. He did not say a word.

Suddenly, the room was filled with smoke and over two dozen chunin and jounin appeared around the edge of the room. Naruto gave an uncomfortably evil smile as he saw several of the chunin flinch in disgust at the slowly draining Dozu.

"Now, now, Baby," He spoke out. "You don't want to spoil your dinner do you? Let go of that junk and come over to your papa." He ended in a kind tone. Baby let out a happy squeal before dropping Dozu's still living body onto the ground and flying over to her papa.

Naruto was able to regain the ability to walk and allowed Baby to sit on top of his head as a badly scared man suddenly appeared at the front of the large classroom in a plumb of smoke.

"All right. Everybody shut the Hell up and pay attention!" The scared man shouted loudly. "My name is Ibiki and I am the instructor for the first part of these Chunin Exams. Now, take a number and find your seat." As he spoke, several ninja carrying boxes walked around the room, allowing every genin to reach in one of the boxes and take out a slip of paper that had a seat number printed on it.

All of the genin took their seats. Naruto had to carry Nightmare over to her seat and then walk almost all the way to the other side of the room to his seat. Sakura and Sasuke were seated almost as far away. The only person he was close to that Naruto actually knew was Hyuuga Hinata; who just so happened to be sitting right next to him.

Hinata gave Naruto a shy smile as he sat down next to her. But before he could say anything to his shy friend, Ibiki spoke up while the same chunin that held the boxes started passing around sheets of paper to all of the genin.

"What you have in front of you is the first part of the Chunin Exams. A written exam!" He then went on about the rules, which the author is too lazy to go on about since almost everyone reading this should know about the rules and if not, can go look them up.

"You all have one hour to finish this test. And remember, if you're caught cheating, you and your team will be disqualified." Ibiki finished. Naruto did not need that little bit of extra information. Written tests were his worst enemy and most hated foe and with the already harsh requirements of this specific exam; Naruto could already feel his chances at becoming chunin slip through his symbiotic claws.

"BEGIN!" Ibiki shouted. Several of the genin instantly started to scribble down their thoughts and answers on the exam, Sakura being one of those few. Nobody that knew her would ever think to doubt that she would have any trouble at all on a written exam. Naruto simply freaked out, not even noticing Hinata activating her Byakugan.

'Holy crap! What am I gonna' do!' Naruto mentally screamed.

'Who cares?' Venom asked in a bored tone of voice. 'If they try to hold us back. We can just go all hunty-killy on them and eat 'em until they allow us to pass.' How matter-of-fact Venom said that scared Naruto a little. 'So we suggest that you just sit back and enjoy.'

Before Naruto could ask what Venom was talking about, the mental image of Naruto surrounded by nothing but naked women filled his young mind. Most of the women Naruto did not know but a few; Tenten, Hinata, Ino and even Annette/Empress, were seen. Naruto had to cover his face to prevent the combination of blood and drool from being seen. Unfortunately, one of the test proctors saw this and chalked it down as an attempt at cheating.

Not even five minutes into the exam and already three teams had been disqualified. Naruto was still trying to panic about the exam, but Venom's perverse mind was not allowing him to. The flood of naked, and now horny, women was causing Naruto's loose pants to slowly get tighter and tighter. For a moment, Naruto was afraid that Hinata might see. But the mental image of her naked body rubbing up against him instantly dispelled that concern.

So, as the minutes slowly ticked by and team after team was forced to leave, Naruto did absolutely nothing and simply enjoyed himself while Baby slept silently on top of his head. Hinata had become slightly worried about Naruto's blank look and the slight amount of drool leaking out of his mouth but she was unable to do anything about it without risking her own expulsion from the exams.

The sound of Ibiki's hand slamming down on the desk at the front of the room caused everyone to snap their heads up and look directly at him. "All of you remaining put your pencils down!" He shouted. "It's time for the final question!"