DISCLAIMER: I do not own any of the installments of Ace Attorney or any of the characters. What I do own is a love for Wendy Oldbag because she is the origin for a lot of gems in the games.
ACE ATTORNEY SCRAPBOOK
Chapter 22: Definition of Insanity
Case Tag: Pre-1-3 (Turnabout Samurai)
Quote:
Maya:
Huh? Where's that old windbag?
Phoenix:
Odd of her to leave her post...
Oldbag:
(H-hey!)
Maya:
Nick! That was her!
Oldbag:
(S-stop! Whippersnapper!)
Phoenix:
Y-yeah. Sounds like she's chasing after that boy.
Oldbag:
Natch!
Maya:
Uh oh, she tripped!
Phoenix:
(Maya sure looks happy...)
October 2, 2016, 8:30am
Global Studios-Main Gate
Sure, the form fitting security guard outfit wasn't exactly conducive to running, but that wasn't going to stop Wendy Oldbag from practicing her sprints at the quiet main gate to Global Studios. Those darned whippersnappers...she was going to get them! Sure, they may have had the advantage of youthful energy and exuberance, but she was Wendy Oldbag! When she was younger, she had been the star athlete on the track team and all of the other racers always looked up to her and she ran in numerous races and she…
Tying up the laces on her running shoes, Oldbag did some jumping jacks and push ups to get herself ready for her runs. Those weird little fanboys had finally met their match! No one could beat Wendy Oldbag! She had the eye of the tiger. With a little practice, she would be running circles around those whippersnappers!
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Arriving at the studio for the morning, Will Powers met Penny Nichols on his way to the main gate from the employee parking lot.
"Hi Ms. Oldbag-" the action star began to say.
His words stopped when he saw the old woman dashing back and forth in front of the security booth like a mad woman. What in the world was she doing?
"You better watch out, you whippersnappers!" the two employees heard her yell.
Will turned to look at Penny, who was watching the spectacle with amusement.
"Um, is she okay?" he asked.
"Oh, I'm sure she's fine," Penny replied with a small giggle. "I think what we're seeing is the definition of insanity."
Yeah, that seemed like a pretty good description. With a shrug from both parties, Will and Penny headed into the studio.