"Do you feel my eldritch radiant glory!" screamed Garfield to his subjects while consumed in bloodthirsty rage. "Foolish mortal bask in my magnificence." said the dark sensuous voice. "Who is that! Show yourself!" gasped Garfield. "I am Smurfette, the daemon princess of Slaanesh. Bow to me pitiful mortal!" shrieked the monstrous beast.
"P-please don't kill me, take my slaves instead." pleaded the brave Garfield while ruining his sexy leather gothic uniform. "Silence fool I have a mission for you, you must find and kill the arch heretic Steven Seagal." extrapolated the creature softly. "I will do as you wish." ejaculated Garfield in cold lonesome void.
And so Garfield alone embarked on a journey of peril and danger, his will absolute and his courage unshaken.
Steven Seagal, the despoiler of scarlet moons awaits him. What happens next? Stay and find out!
TO BE CONTINUED