"Now get off my boat!" Luffy orderd the 3 clown looking men.
Sniff sniff* "i smell Tangerine? and make up paint?" he soru threw the town stoping behind 3 men he knocks them out before the orange hair girl even turn around.
"Wassup Tangerine Thief! I saved you agian huh?" Luffy said
Gasp* "Hey stranger thanks for the save" she said as she turned around to get a good look 'Hes cute!' she thought as she soaked in the guys looks 'we look about the same age too'
"So you steal from pirates aswell, intresting" Luffy said now closer to the orange haired beauty
"Yeah so you never told me what are you doing out on these seas?" Orange haired girl asked
"Im out to become the King of the Pirates " Luffy said with a smirk
"eh of course you are!" she said as she stomped away
"Can i atleast get your name?!" Luffy yelled down the road
"Nami!! you cute Bastard!" Nami yelled
"Luffy!" he yelled back as she bent the corner. 'I'll see her agian' he smirked
He looked up to the sky and Geppoed up above the buildings until he spotted Zoro walking talking to a old guy with gray hair by a little white dog.
He landed scaring the older man Zoro not batting a eye already getting used to the crazyness.
"Yo luffy found you a girl or something" Zoro said
"Yeah a girl i ran into back when i met Coby shes a thief with a grudge agianst pirates it seem like after her current reaction to my choice of life" he replied with a chuckle.
"So what you guys talking about?" Luffy asked looking to the old man
"This damn Buggy the Clown is here recking my town! And i seen one with a lion walking around so i made a break here to check on chocho to see if he was safe this is the only pet food store in town" The chief of the village said
"I see well.."
"we need to bring buggy the orange haired bitch before he kills us"
"Zoro you ready for a little fun? my little female friend seemed to get herself into a bigger hunt then she can handle it seems" Luffy said looking towards were he heard the voice talking to see 3 goons running past a alley way. He cranes his head over to the way they were running zoro nodded as they followed slowly behind the buggy pirates.
"Look the door is cracked slightly" one good whispers to the other 2. Luffy in hanced ears can clearly hear him and by the sound of things Nami doesn't.
"Zoro should we beat them up then drag them back to there captian or follow behind while they bring the girl to there base camp?" Luffy asked in a low whisper
"I say we follow see if theres any good fighters on the crew those 3 look like scrubs" Zoro whispered back
"Alright to the roofs? this town seem to build them all pretty close in a straight line we can jump building to building until we get there" Luffy planned on the fly earning a nod from Zoro they took to the roof as they watched the girl barely put up a fight claiming to have a boss that has what she stole. As they walked three town She cranes her neck to look to the sky in thought but then she sees the stranger no the 'Pirate!' she corrected herself with a growl. What was his name agian oh yeah 'Luffy' she thought. Luffy but his finger to his lips and a shoo sign with his other hand motioning her to follow. As he blured from sight but she still see a green haired man that was with the handsome pirate still following her.
After a few minutes of following stupid, Stupider, and the stupidest Nami looks at the huge tent and ship behind it on the water a bright orange brighter then her hair and then a man walks out of the crowd with a captains hat on and a big red nose matching the jolly rodger and blue hair (you should know what buggy looks like)
"So your the thief? What did you do? Was your power?" He said not bieleving this girl stole from him under his nose.
"What power?" 'All i did was kick the drunkard in the nuts and then smacked him with my pole' she thought with a sweatdrop.
"I advice you let my lacky go!" A strange voice said that ononly nami knew and Zoro who was still hiding now jumping off the roof standing by his future captain.
"Whos the pretty boy in the green haired guy? Captain Buggy" A pirate said aloud
"Yes who are you and whos your lacky kid?" Buggy finally spoke
"The orange haired beauty of course, let her go in we can fight boss to boss you win you get your stuff back and my gold" he said lifting a bag half his size obviously filled up.
"To the death?" Buggy asked smirking seeing his sword boosting his ego
"If you wish to kill me sure" Luffy said as he pulled his black katana out of his sheath.
"Your head will make a valuable prize besides my new Gold!" Buggy yelled as he stood up and with the flick of his wrist knives appeared between his fingers 4 in each hand.
Buggy first stomps on his shoes to make knives appear out of them. He then throws his lower half cartwheeling on the ground towards Luffy, "Split split Rice crackers!" he yelled his technique As luffy sliced the blades down the middle on both shoes as the fell helplessly to the floor.
"I know thats not all Clown" Luffy said bored
"Watch who you talking to boy!"
"Chop Chop canon!" He said as he fired both hands with the blades still in there grips towards Luffy
"Iron body" Luffy whispered as the blades began to fold as if hitting a steel beam
"My blades!" Buggy yelled angered
"This is getting boring Buggy i guess its time to have a little fun" in a quick dash past buggy with his sword drawn he diced up Buggy the clown limb for limb as Buggy fakes dead.
"Ik your not dead clown get up and put your parts back" Luffy said with a chuckle.
"Parts return lets kill him quick and flashly" As his parts got back together he realized he was looking at the tall boys shins instead of eye to eye like how they started he looked down to see his head connected to his feet and arms.
"My parts!" He yelled comically
"I got them over here buggy" Luffy laughed standing on bis tied up torso and legs.
"Zoro catch!" Luffy tossed the body parts towards the swordsman. His eyes then began to glow Golden reminding Buggy of someone before he can process his drunking brain Luffy vanished from view appearing right behind him
"Have a nice trip clown ill send your crew to get you i know the island im shipping you off too theres a man about *chuckles* your new hieght so you won't be embarrassed, Bye now!" He said as he punted the small Buggy with all his strength. Shooting him towards a cannon that was still lit aiming at His boat he seen from his side. Buggy now small enough landed perfectly inside the cannon. Luffy then Soru towards the cannon aiming it the opposite direction towards the sea as it fired buggy so far all you saw was that little star in the sky.
"Zoro clean up the rest of them i heard you fighting with a guy he called himself cabbage or something?" he said
"Yeah he just used tricks hopefully they will be a warm up they can bandage up on there way towards there Captain" Zoro said with a blood thirsty grin scaring the shit out of the Buggy Pirates.
As the one sided battle went on Luffy walked towards his small boat witch was right besides a dingy with a Buggy the clown sail on it. He then turned towards a sad moaning noise he saw Nami walking towards the dingy next to him and his boat with slump shoulders he also sees half a tattoo that looked like a Fish.
"So what happened Tangerines i saw you take off after i saved you agian" Luffy said with a smirk seeing her pout and blush
"I just thought you was being stupid i didnt think you would be that strong" she mumbled "Still not as strong as him though" she said even quiter but not as quiet as she should with a wolf nearby.
"So who is him?? a Husband or something?" he said chuckling at her suprised face that he heard her. But he wasnt laughing hard enough to miss her grip that tattoo with anger in her eyes.
"So Tangerines what do this man have to do with your fish tattoo" Luffy asked
"Nothing Forget you even saw me hear" She said now angry 'he knows to much hes rather going to act brave to win my heart or try to give me a 'shoulder' to cry on probably just to get me drunk and seduce me' she thought angrily already assuming the woarst.
"Look i dont know your story but im guessing this guy is probably the reason you hate pirates so much and its connected to that fish tattoo that bugs me how familiar it looks. If you want you can travel with us because were bound to run into pirates for you to steal from and technically im not a pirate yet just wanting to be one so you wont be with 'Pirates' technically" Luffy said with a offered hand that she didnt take for a few akward moments.