"Yo. Im Luffy and ill have the steak made well done served stacked with sauce and sides of your choosing with a bottle of sake to wash the taste"
"ill have a smaller portion of his meal plus a bowl of white rice"
"Grilled Fish"
"Tangerine Chicken and white rice with vegitables"
"So meat and fish for the bastards and a chicken with sauce as sweet as your fragrence madam will that be all?" Sanji asked only talking to Nami.
"I wish to speak with your head chef while my food is prepaired actually"
As sanji switched his posture to a more gaurded position adding a glare for good taste replied. "Sure, but be warned the old bastard was a pirate aswell and i hope you left the bullshit at the front door when you came in" he finished as he relit his cigarette.
"His office is to the right on the opposite side of the bathroom. I have orders to get too so its been a drag and my beautiful orange headed angel. Im sorry the sea brought us together like this you with your partner and myself with work. It wasnt ment to be at this time, farewell." as he walked off
"Shishishishi i like em, well ill be back when the food is served play it safe" Luffy said with a grin as he walked towards the head chefs office.
Knock* *Knock*
"Come in dumbass!"
Luffy opens the door and sees the head chef
"So you old fart i need a chef in i was wondering if you can let one of them go or would that be a problem i know how close we keep family, Captains are born sort of over protective im i right?" Luffy asked as he took a sip of some liquor the sou chef gave the marine bastard that tried to shoot his ship. So to make fair he snatched the bottle as he guessed the liquor he got it wrong anyway shishsi the runt.
"So you know i used to be a old pirate captain, huh?" the head chef asked as he stroked his bad ass mustache that must of took alot of haki or facial nuscle to keep them bad boys up so straight. As Luffy was guessing what technique it is the head chef was looking at Luffy to see what kind of pirate captain this brat was trying to be.
"Hold up wait a second so you were a pirate captain and the chef!?" Luffy asked pointing at the old man that was sitting in a chair facing him. Tick marks began to form on the Head chefs head.
"Idiot!" He yelled and in a blur to fast for Luffy to keep up with did a hand stand and kicked his jaw hard enough for him to hit the top of his head on the ceiling.
"Dammit!, If you want a fight you old bastard you could of said so!" He said as he put his arms up fist clinched.
"Your far to young to be in my lead brat." And the next thing Luffy saw was a peg leg a few seconds awsy from decking him across the jaw before he seen stars. 'He stood up to a haki covered kick i might have gotten rusty and i held back alot but hes pretty sturdy that would of atleast buckled Sanji.'
"How about you go enjoy your meal, stick around for a bit brat keep a eye out let me know if you have a cook in mind" Zeff said as he put on his chef hat and walked out of the office.
'Like hell i am old man! Haha he think he got me fooled that sou chef is most likely his apprentice and if he is a pirate Captain then Sanji should be more sturdy then the rest' He thought as he sat down at the table while everyone digged in he cut his steak and took a bite. 'And if he thinks im letting a chef who cooked this delicious son of a bitch go hes off his old rocker... Wait... Sanji plus Meat sauce...' "We will not leave here until i get my cook!" he said with hearts in his eyes creeping out his crew slightly.
'Food Addict' the whole crew thought together.
"So is there a chef coming aboard already or not?" Zoro asked.
"Keep your eyes peeled were looking for a chef now, personally i prefer the waiter we had so far."
Zoro eye started to twitch. "We already have a pervy captain. We dont need a openly pervy chef, it would be disgraceful." He said evenly
"Your just mad he prefers the sheath over the sword arent you?" Luffy asked with a arched eyebrow as he took a swig of his sake. Viens were popping up all over the green headed swordsman as his face turned a few shades red and his hair dulled.
"I dont like guys!" he yelled causing the whole restraunt to go quite only for a second as everybody looked over towards him as he was standing up red in the face. Everyone began to chuckle at the table as it slowly became full blown laughter.
"Gold Zoro, pure gold Shishishi"
"Just sit down baka your embarrassing us."
"Hey guys leave Zoro alone! Hes great"
"Yeah leave big bro alone!"
"Yeah!"
"Just shut up" Zoro grumbled as he sat back down to enjoy his meal. As for Luffy after eating his fill witch was his meal plus a bit of Tangerines. oops. He got up to make his way towards the Head chefs office when he saw Sanji walking outside with a plate of food deciding to peak from the second floor he came just intime to ease drop.
"Hey Sanji?!" Luffy yelled from above shocking the 2 below.
"Yo, so how was the food?" Sanji asked as he took a few steps to the side to lite a cigarette.
"It was the best, give my thanks to the chef" Luffy said with a tip of his hat.
"Well your welcome ya bastard, i decided to cook your meals" Sanji said as he took another hit of his cigarette.
"You mean you cooked for Nami and we were just the same order" Luffy pointed out with a chuckle.
"Touche" Sanji shrugged.
"This is delicious!!" the starving pirate yelled tears coming out his eyes. "I thought i would die like this!"
"Why were you starving? You stranded?" Luffy asked.
"You werent paying attention inside for the whole situation!!?" They yelled together.
"Well for you guys information. I was having a talk with the head chef while this *situation* happend. So do you mind feeling me in or do you want to be bitches about it, hmph" He slightly pouted at the end now wanting to know what happend that his own crew didnt tell him!.
After the summary of what happend and why. Then Sanji tossing the dishes into the sea and asking what he wanted with the head chef anyway.
"Im looking to fill in the chef position on my pirate crew in the making Number 4" Luffy said mysteriously head tilted.
"So your the captain of the ship infront" Gene asked
"Number 4?" Sanji asked.
"Yeah gene im the Captain and the man to become pirate king aswell but.. you know, whos counting title's?" He shrugged.
"So your going to the Grandline?" Gene challenged.
"Damn right i am. So, how was the experience?" Luffy awnsered then asked now sitting on the ground floor with them back against the restraunt in a comfortable position.
"Terrifying we just got onto the ocean and we got kicked out by a single man and a sword." Gene awnsered truthfully.
"Because the man you followed wasn't ready for that kind of sea. That kind of Raw experience was too much for the quote on quote ruller of this very sea."
Gene was livid inside that this brat just bad mouthed his captain the man he served and would die under. Right to his face?! This was not the time or place sadly so he decided to part off on good turms. Hoping on someone's small boat he drifted off to find his captain.
"I'll see you out on the sea then" he said looking at Luffy once more receiving a nod back in return he looked towards his savior. "Thank you for the food im sorry i had to make a big fuss in your restraunt but you know how these things are. Hopefully next time we meet could be at a better table" He said with a smile that Sanji saw no problem with returning.
"Farewell, Bastard" Sanji said.
As the Don Pirate sailed off Luffy decided to ask his own questions.
"Do you have a dream Sanji? A ambition to strive for?" Luffy asked he caught the scent of food a few moments ago so he knew someone was standing on the second floor so he decided to get this over with.
"Have you ever heard of the All Blue?" Sanji asked with a face so happy he de aged abit infront of Luffys very eyes now trully looking his age much to his surprise.
"Yeah i heard it from a Uncle of mine named Thatch" He awnserd honestly shocking the hell out of Zeff but doing nothing to Sanji as they fired question or theory at one another for a bit.
"Join my crew Sanji, make finding the All Blue a reality! Shishshishshi" Luffy said with a smile.
"I cant" Sanji said bluntly not looking to describe why. Frowning at his son figure give up on his dream for him. Still! 'Got dammit Eggplant cant you see a chance when it smacks you in your face! And he calls himself a Gentleman? Ha he cant even seduce a women to open up the oven i bet. "What you doing out here ya Eggplant get back to work"
"And you if you want Sanji wait till we close shop today to discuss the arrangement" Zeff said his peace and simply turned around and walked back inside.
"Im not for sell you Old Bastard!" Sanji yelled 'How is he ok with me leaving? The bastard probably trying to get rid of me. He decided to give me all that food he saved my life so im here to the end of his thats all!' He thought as he stormed back into the kitchen.
"Hmm wierd" Luffy said as he walked back towards his crew to let them know of the current situation like he thought they would do. 'Dammit, now im irritated.. i need some meat!' he stormed back to his crews table to see them all fully stuffed sitting back in there chairs. "Alright lackey 1 and lackey 2 go to the ship and make sure that pirate didnt try nothing funny and stay on deck and keep a eye out." he orderd.
"The two who is not officially on my crew are the two i was talking about" Luffy followed up at the 3 blank faces he was getting.
"Got it bro!" they yelled as the took off.
"You trust them on your ship just like that?" Nami pointed out.
"Yeah, i can handle them" he said with a glance towards the 2 men he sent to take care of his home away from home. Seeing he confused all 3 members now decided to get to the point.
"Nami how far away is your island?" he asked flat out on the spot.
