AUTHORS NOTE: Oh dear, that didn't go as planned. I really don't know how I feel about this chapter it's not at all funny, I don't know why I'm posting it. If you don't like it please tell me so that I can rewrite it. I know it's supposed to be crack but hey have some feels. As always, feedback of any type is welcomed with open arms. I really should sleep now.

If you have any ideas for some others chapters that you want me to try writing, let me know and I'll see what I can do. :)

"Mrs Midoriya, I'm sorry to bother you but we need to talk," Aizawa's voice was solemn as he addressed the problem child's only parent.

"Ah yes, Aizawa was it. What do you need?" Inko replied, remaining cheerful,

"It's about Izuku, he-" Aizawa started before being swiftly cut off by the worried mother.

"Is he ok, tell me is my baby hurt. Oh my gosh, was there another villain attack? Has he been kidnapped? I thought the whole point of the dorm system was to keep them safe. I need to talk to Toshinori about this, he should have told me." Aizawa could tell that Inko was rapidly descending into a bout of rapid mumbling that resembled those that her son performed. Well at least he knew where Izuku had picked up that habit.

"No it's nothing like that," Aizawa assured. "But I am afraid that his actions have resulted in quite a lot of damage to the cafeteria, along with one Bakugou Katsuki."

"Bakugou? I will have to talk to Mitsuki if that boy has been fighting with my Izuku again," Inko's face was stern ", you would have thought that by now they would have gotten past this childish feud. I'm sorry for any inconvenience they may have caused, I shall be giving them a stern talking to, you see if I don't."

'Well,' Aizawa thought to himself ', at least that clears up any confusion over her knowledge on the subject.'

"Once again, it's nothing like that, quite the opposite in fact. It has come to our attention that they have entered into a romantic relationship of sorts. Although usually this would be none of our business, in this case it is disrupting school life and has caused property damage so we have decided to consult you on the matter."

Inko was shocked. In fact shocked was an understatement, she was floored. Her mouth dropped open and her jaw hit the ground. She began to look rather pale and swayed on her feet.

"My baby, is-is, with K-Katsuki." She murmured, while swaying back and forth slowly sinking to the ground where she passed out cold.

"Ah, Ok," Aizawa said to himself ", I suppose that was one way she could have reacted."

—*time skips across screen*—(don't even ask)—

After mama-Midoriya collapsed, Aizawa had promptly taken her back to U.A. and into the infirmary where Recovery Girl was waiting.

Before long she was wide awake and muttering vigorously under her breath. She had been given the all-clear by recovery girl so Aizawa had brought All Might, in his skinny form, to help explain the situation.

Toshinori cautiously opened the door to the infirmary, he knew first hand how Inko could react if she thought that someone may be a danger to her child. In truth he was absolutely dreading having to talk to her about this but Aizawa had made himself suspiciously scarce so he really had no choice in the matter.

When he entered the room, to his great relief, Inko did not seem to be quite as angry as he had thought she would be. She in fact seemed quite calm and her brow was furrowed, clearly in deep thought. 'Cute,' thought Toshinori to himself then he shook his head violently 'That is not what your here for, this is strictly U.A. business, you cannot get distracted.'

"Hello, Mrs Midoriya. Could I talk to you about your son," he said as he approached the small green haired woman sitting on the bed.

"Oh hey Toshi, no need to be so formal. You know me," Inko replied smiling brightly. Toshinori coughed to try and cover up the love-struck grin that stretched its way across his face in an attempt to remain serious.

"Yes um... Inko, anyway about Izuku," he ploughed on.

"Oh, I almost forgot about that," Inko's face darkened and Yagi shrank back away from her gaze.

"What was the full extent of the damage?"

"If you'd like to follow me," Toshinori led Inko out of the door and into the cafeteria.

"They did this? How? I thought Aizawa said that they hadn't fought?"

"Well the damage wasn't caused by them exactly, it was more like the reaction of the rest of the pupils to Bakugou dragging your son into a table for a make-out session," Toshinori explained. The moment the words left his tongue he knew that it was the wrong thing to say, I mean in what situation would that be the right thing to say.

While Toshinori berated himself over his mistake, Inko was already storming down the hallways towards the dorms.

—

Suffice to say, Bakugou Katsuki was not having a good day. Firstly, for some reason, unknown to him, the school had taken it upon themselves to inform his parents of he and Izzy's relationship. Something about 'property damage'. As if he actually did any damage, that was all the other students. He was far to damn busy kissing the lips of his boyfriend to do any 'property damage'. It was hardly his fault the school reacted the way they did.

His mother had scowled her way through the dorm's front door and demanded answers, he had already been sat in the communal living area for several hours when the front door were once again flung open.

At first he had thought that it must be Allmight as only he made such dramatic entrances but when no "I AM HERE" came from the doorway he dismissed the thought.

Instead what came from the doorway was a far worse sound, something that Bakugou would remember for the rest of his life and, though he would never admit it, the mere thought of it made him break out in a cold sweat for months following the event.

"BAKUGO KATSUKI, YOU'VE BETTER GOT A MIGHTY GOOD EXPLANATION FOR YOUR ACTIONS."

Inko was mad. No, not mad, mad was an understatement. Inko was furious, never before had someone been so angry. She was like a protective mama T-Rex, if they were short, had green hair and were called Midoriya Inko.

Bakugou was scared. No, Bakugou was terrified, he didn't think he had ever been so scared, not when he was kidnapped or his mother yelled at him, never.

Speaking of his mother, he turned towards her with desperation in his eyes, silently pleading for help. Mitsuki stood and walked over to her child.

"It was nice knowing you bud, but I'm afraid that there is nothing on this earth that can save you now," that was all she said before she up and left him alone in the dorm.

When Katsuki turned back towards Inko, her rage was no longer out of control like a wildfire, it was calm and controlled like the ocean, just waiting to swallow you up and it was all the more terrifying.

"Why hello Katsuki, I didn't see you there," Inko's voice was cal, and collected. Bakugou watched on, frozen in fear. "How's your mother doing, good? Yes, I thought so. Anyway down to business, I have been told that you may, or may not have made a little bit of a scene in the dinning room with my Izuku. Can you tell me that's not true?"

"N-No M-Ma'am, I can't" Katsuki stuttered for the first time in his life.

"Didn't think so, moving swiftly on. Is it or is it not true that you dragged my 'Zuku into the centre of the canteen to kiss him in front of the entire school?"

"Um sorta I guess, but-" he was cut off.

"Did you? Or did you not?"

"Yes M-ma'am."

"I thought so, now Katsuki, tell me one thing. Answer carefully, what happens next depends on this question. Do you love him?"

Now this Katsuki could do.

"With all my heart. God, I know I've done some real shi- horrible stuff to him in the past, but I promise I'm working on it. I'm not perfect, I'm not even good enough, not for him. I don't know what I did to deserve him and I know he deserves more but I want to make him happy. If you give me a chance, I want to make up for our past, replace the memories with happy ones and move forwards. In fact I'm going to do that wether or not you allow it. I fucking love him and he loves me you cannot change that and I will fucking fight for the right to stay by his side. I would follow him through hell." It was then that Bakugou looked up to see Izuku stood by the door, tears running down his face, happy tears. He ran towards him and they hugged him as he sobbed into his shirt.

"I mean it Izzy, I will follow you to the end of the earth."