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"Watch where you swing those udders cow!"

"You're one to talk throwing that donkey ass of yours around!"

Everyone in the club couldn't help but sigh, Tsunade and Yoruichi were in one of their argumentative spats again.

"You're just jealous cause my breasts are bigger." Tsunade smirked.

"You're not that much bigger." Yoruichi smirked back patting her hips "Sides unlike you I actually have some ass, which is way better than those saggy sacs you call tits."

Somehow the mere incident of bumping into each other on accident had now devolved into a shouting match about what each thought was their best feature.

"Ladies please, it's a bad look if two of the owners are arguing." Mira walked up "If you want to have a fight why don't we settle this the old-fashioned way with a popularity contest."

"Sounds fine to me." Tsunade smirked.

"Sure I'll wipe the floor with you." Yoruichi laughed.

"Okay each of you will build a team of five girls, not counting yourself, and at the end of the week we'll have a show where we'll determine who's better. Yoruichi you're the captain of Team Ass and Tsunade you're the captain of Team Breasts." Mira smiled.

A Few Days Later

"Welcome everyone!" Mira said as the crowd cheered "You're here today to help us answer an age old questions…what's hotter Boobs or Butts! We have two teams who plan on coming out here to show you the best they have to offer, so make sure to cheer loudly for them okay!"

"First match up is between Robin of Team Breasts and Lisanna of Team Ass."

The two ladies walked out, both in sweaters and shorts. Both ladies walked out and smiled at the crowd.

"Well, you girls care to show off?" Mira smiled.

Robin stepped up and lifted her top off, her large natural bust wobbling free.

"Whoa look at those sweater puppies!" Mira awed trying to get the crowd into it.

"Hmm…" Robin smiled her sensual smile at the crowd while slowly rubbing her breasts, hands gliding over her nipples.

"HMPH!" Lisanna stood next to her and dropped her shorts to reveal a shapely behind that she patted playfully.

"Who know Lisanna was sporting such a cute booty." Mira complimented her sister "She's certainly bigger than you thought."

Robin and Lisanna showed off a little more before stepping off stage and allowing the next members of their teams to walk out.
"We'll take all the votes at the end of the night after each team gets to show all it's members." Mira explained "Next up for Team Breasts is Nami against Team Ass' Juvia!"

Both ladies walked out in sexy bikini's that hugged their bodies, Nami's fake tits squeezed into a small bikini top and Juvia showing off her shapely bottom in a thong like lower portion, most people never recognize that Juvia has one of the best natural butts in the club.

The two started shaking their things, showing off their beautiful forms. Nami swirled around a pole and threw her top to the crowd to get them going while Juvia quickly got all eyes on here by doing and inverted spin on the pole and then landing with a split that made her ass shake.

"YEAAAHHH!" the crowd cheered loudly as the reigning Miss XXX smirked back at them.

"Well that was certainly something." Mira said as the girls walked off "Next up both sides have some beautiful duos for you, for Team Breasts it's Sakura and Ino, and for Team Ass it's Rukia and Levy!"

Sakura and Ino had put aside their rivalry to support Tsunade while Levy and Rukia were teaming up on Yoruichi's side. Both tandems were nude from the start. They rubbed up agasint each other, Sakura and Ino squishing their huge fake knockers together in a stunning show while Levy and Rukia went back to back, bending down and lifting their asses up together in a sexy pose.

"Wow that was something." Mira smiled "Last but not least in the undercard it's two natural amazing ladies! First Team Breasts"

For the Breast Team Brandish walked out in a tight tube top and short shorts.

"And for Team Ass!"

Out walked someone no one had seen before, she was tall, slightly toned, had long naturally wavy and curly chocolate brown hair to go with her chocolate brown skin. Her body was both naturally busty, not anywhere near as big as Brandish though probably closer to someone like Yang, but the real show was down below where she had one of, if not the best, natural booties the club had ever seen. She was wearing booty shorts that her ass was devouring and a similar tube top to Brandish.

"I see…" Mira mumbled away from the mic "So Yoruichi's brining in a ringer?"

She put the microphone back at her lips and read an info notecard in her hand.

"This is Miss Franceska Mila-Rose." Mira said "You may have seen her on the stage or in the background of hit music video's like "Baby got booty" and "Thicker than cream." She's a former professional hip hop, street and mode dancer who's left preforming for the masses for the greener pastures of our club."

"Well ladies…take it away." Mira smiled.

The two started showing off their bodies, Brandish bouncing out of her top right away, wrapping her tits around a pole and going to two on it in a very phallic send up.

Meanwhile her new rival took the direct approach, simply squatting down away from the crowd and twerking away, her ass clapping for the crowd. She even pulled out a bottle of oil and squirted it on her juicy behind to make it shine.

"That was something" Mira blushed a bit "There's just two people left, the team captains, Tsunade and Yoruichi!"

Both women walked out in plain white tees and jean shorts, each with one piece off clothing that was a little snugger.

"You folks know the best part about this place is all the great racks." Tsunade dumped water on herself to have her clothing cling to her body and show off her breasts.

The crowd of course cheered this.

"They don't want any of those things, what they want." Yoruichi turned and grabbed her ass "Is serious booty!"

"Well it's time to vote." Mira walked up and put one hand on Yoruichi's squishy butt, and another cupped Tsunade's left breast "Which is better…Tits or Ass?"

AN

Thank you for reading. Feedback is appreciated. Feel free to message me any questions or concerns.

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Till Next Time!