One look at the bathroom and I knew for a fact that I wasn't dreaming, because there no way in hell that I was creative enough to come up with something this fancy. There was literally no way in hell that I wasn't in the Phantomhive Mansion.

My question is: How the hell did I get here? Nowhere in our history is their a Phantomhive family. Or a Middleton family. Nor is there anything anywhere about the Queen having a 'Guard Dog'. Trust me, my friend is a huge history nut, he would have found something about this a hell of a long time ago.

Anyways, I see no use in bothering with it now. I can't look it up because it's happening in the present, and I also have no materials I could use to find it, as my phone is basically a piece of junk right now. Besides, why should I worry myself over something I can't do when a perfectly large bear-claw tub is just there, waiting to be used?

And when I say perfectly large, I mean freaking huge! You could fit two of me in there! I walk over to it and try to figure out how the pipes. It looks like it's the same basic plumbing we have at home, although I know it's probably not as fine-tuned as ours, but hey, at least I haven't fallen so far into the past that I have to boil my own water for a bath.

I turn the nob closest to me, and water starts coming out. I assume that it's cold water as their is no steam coming from it, so I turn the other nob as well, and that one comes out practically smoking. I let them run until the tub was almost half-full, and felt the water. It was significantly hotter than it was warm, but in my case, that's the only way to take a bath.

I take another quick survey of the room, and this time my eyes find a washcloth, soap, and shampoo, on the small vanity on the other side of the room. Well, that's convenient. Now all I need to find a towel. I decide to look in the only big drawer in the vanity, and lo and behold, there are a few fluffy white towels sitting there, looking freshly washed and clear of dust.

Well, I guess that demon really can do everything in a matter of minutes. He must have cleaned this while Ciel and I were still talking. Meh, stupid intuitive demons, always knowing what's up. But obviously he didn't know that I was here... Hmm, I wonder what that's about.

But why should I waste my time on stupid things like that when I have the most perfect bathtub in the world in front of me, begging to be used? I put the soap and things next to the tub and shut off the water before it gets too full. I start stripping out of my clothes until I get to my damned corset. I think Brooke must have double knotted it, because I can't undo it for the life of me!

Crap, how can I take a bath without taking off my corset! Gah! Wait, Sebastian said if I needed anything I could call one of the servants. But how do I do that? I know there are bells attached to all of the rooms that Ciel frequents, but I didn't see one when I came in... Guess I'll just have to yell for her.

I take off the petticoat from under my chemise, because there's no use for it to be on if I'm just going to strip out of the rest of my clothes in ten seconds. I step out of the bathroom and take another survey of the room. Nope, no servants bells. I open my door enough for me to peek into the hallway. It's lighted by a few electric lanterns, although there were a few sconces with partially melted candles here and there.

"Let's see if this will work... Mey-rin? Hello? Mey-rin!" I waited a minute or two before deciding to say fuck it and search for her myself. I got about halfway down the hall before I heard footsteps running towards me. Huh, maybe she did hear me. I start walking back to my room and beat her there by like 2 seconds.

"Oh, uh, I'm sorry Miss, I was helping Bard with the dishes when Sebastian said you called for me! What can I help you with?" She said it all rushed and with her accent it was kind of difficult to hear, but I knew what she was saying.

"Oh, don't worry about that, I just need some help getting out of this deathtrap." I tell her, pointing to my corset. She giggles, and ushers me into my room and shutting the door behind her. "I honestly don't know how women do this, it's freaking impossible and pretty much useless! Stupid people and their ideals of women. Gah!"

She laughed at my mini-rant, but her main focus was unlacing my corset. She finally got it unlaced enough for it to slip over my head. "Mey-rin, you are amazing, thank you so much."

She blushed and stammered out, "A-anytime miss. Just call me when you need me, and I'll come, yes I will!" She gave a quick bow and left the room.

Now that the stupid corset was off of my body, it was much easier to take off the damned chemise. I took everything off and left them in a corner of the room. I'll ask Mey-rin to help me wash then later.

I stepped into the bathroom and pretty much ran to the bathtub. I dipped my hand into the water and was ecstatic when I felt that it was still nice and warm. I carefully stepped into it and felt my muscles relax almost instantly. "Not bad for the nineteenth century. Not bad at all." I wiggled a little further into the water until it was just under my chin.

I stayed like that for a good five minutes, before remembering that hot water doesn't last forever and I still needed to clean the dirt off of myself. I scrub myself until I'm squeaky clean, and then hurriedly get out of the dirty water. As much as I love baths, I always feel like I'm soaking in my own filth after I've cleaned myself.

I wrap myself in the towel, and go back to my room. I quickly change into my pajamas, and check on my phone. Surprisingly, it's already almost completely charged. Cool! I unplug it from the charger and type in my password, and immediately go into my music. As long as I can listen to my music while I'm here, I won't go crazy. I hope.

I turn my music onto shuffle mode and press play. The first song that came on, was S.E.X. by Nickleback. I turned it on as loud as I could, and started dancing around my room, singing along to the lyrics. It's just past lunch hour and I'm in a room far from everybody else, so I just completely let loose and jam with the music. The song that came after that was once again, Nickleback. This time it was Shakin' Hands.

On and on the music played, mostly Nickleback and Falling In Reverse, and I just kept with it until I realized the sun was starting to go down. Guess I should settle down a bit. I plugged my phone back in and started putting everything from my bag into the Armoire and bureau. If I'm going to be stuck here, I might as well get comfortable.

After everything was put away I flopped onto the bed. I was bored. Not just kind of bored, but bash-my-head-in-with-a-brick bored. And that's not a good thing for me. I get creative when I'm bored, and that usually ends with me getting in trouble. But what's the point of century-hopping if you can't get in a little trouble?

I jumped off the bed and headed for the door. It's time to turn this mansion upside down!

Sorry for the wait everybody, but at least I got it in! I literally just finished this, but I put it up as fast as I could! I'll try to update quicker next time, I promise! ~IAE