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Darkpheonix666
Eve yawned heavily and unburied her head from the cave of blankets she was hiding under. She was not looking forward to going to work today; especially to face her harassing and bullying boss.
He would have a go at her for being 5 minutes late and then make her work harder than everyone else. While also stealing glances at her butt or making offers to win him over so he would go easier on her.
Eve was not very outspoken; that was a given. But she had respect for herself as a person; she had no desire to use her body to get a better work position. She liked making an effort and working her way up; not sleeping around to get favours.
She sighed heavily and crawled out of bed quietly her bed radiating with her body heat. If not for the bills to pay and rent to sort out; she would gladly call in sick. She was starting to agree with her aunt may; she was too fucking smart for this job.
She would simply have a scrub over in the sink; she took a shower last night after getting in off patrol. Her hair was still clean; and she simply smelled like BO instead of being greasy.
"Saves time and gets Jameson off my case" Eve muttered crossly. The last thing she needed was for him to bother her today. It was time like these she wished she had a boyfriend who would look out for her. But not many people were into nerds; and when they were it was usually just to harass or for a one night stand.
She wondered into the bathroom to freshen up; her wild brown hair flowing behind her like an 80's waterfall do. It was always wild in the morning.
Shortly afterwards
Eve did an awkward dance around the room as she pulled her skinny jeans over her butt. They were comfy as hell but awkward to pull on; they never wanted to just fit over her butt easily. She sighed with content when they were finally fastened and pulled over her rear. At least she would have some comfort at work today.
She then pulled a black turtleneck sweater over her head and tied her hair into a messy topknot bun. She gave herself a quick one over in the mirror before rushing to find her boots and some socks.
"I hate Mondays" Eve muttered quietly. They always brought the dreaded feeling of having to work late hours and wake up early instead of sleep. There was not a single person on earth who said they liked Mondays.
She didn't have time for breakfast so she would have to pick something up on the way to work. Luckily she had lunch money so she could at least escape her boss during lunch which would be a relief. Any excuse to get away from his lecherous company was good enough for her.
Eve pulled on her boots and quickly grabbed a black work jacket before rushing out the door. While she was able to dress this way at work; she tried to at least look mature. While people wouldn't have expected it; she only needed glasses for reading. She could see far sighted and long sighted; but not short sighted so she needed glasses. If anyone at her work saw her in glasses half would tease her; the other half would start harassing her about librarian kinks.
"I'll be at the train station shortly; it won't take me long to arrive-Eve"
By texting her boss to let him know; he would be less angry at her when she arrived. It at least lightened his steam for carrying on at her. As soon as she sent it she got an immediate reply.
"Good; I have a lot of work for you today Parker. So move your ass-Jameson"
Eve shuddered; she could tell by that text he was not in a good mood. Fair enough being the boss was not easy; but he was always so short tempered with her she nearly had a heart attack whenever he called for her. However sometimes he would sit on her desk and flirt with her; she was only 28 and he was well into his late forties. While nobody spoke up about it; Jameson was a well known playboy and loved younger ladies.
Luckily she was able to brush him off but sometimes she would catch him leering at her; or checking out her chest or butt. The fact that his grin was so damn creepy didn't help either. He was old enough to be her father; so checking her out only made her cringe and gag.
"I wonder what Deadpool looks like when he's checking me out" Eve thought to herself quietly. Upon that moment she snapped out of it and realized what she had just said. Had she really just compared her perverted womanizing boss; to the same merc who buried his face in her chest? Granted Deadpool was also a womanizer; but at least he respected the people he dated.
She shook her head sighing heavily; it was too early for this. The only reason she could think of that the thought crossed her mind was being half asleep. As soon as she passed a decent coffee shop she was grabbing one to go with a snack.
Meanwhile elsewhere in the city
Deadpool was sat on some steps in the middle of the city. It was early so not many people were out. He had just got back from killing someone and was eagerly enjoying his breakfast. Instead of the usual Mexican food he had decided to get a breakfast burrito and coffee. He didn't think he could stomach Mexican after the fiasco he had in the bathroom 2 nights ago.
He couldn't help but steal glances at the note with Spidey's phone number on it. She hadn't been out and about recently; but he hadn't seen her cute nerdy friend either. God the amount of times he had masturbated over a threesome with them was endless.
"I wonder if I'll ever see nerd babe again" He sighed heavily his voice dreamy. He didn't care what anyone said; nerds were fucking hot. While he admitted he enjoyed a woman with a good body; intelligence on a woman was even sexier.
"She's probably hiding from us; she did seem somewhat intimidated by our presence" Voice one explained casually.
"Hell no; we were in the zone. She was just overwhelmed by how studly we were" Voice two chided proudly.
"Got that damn right; no woman can resist these abs" Deadpool stated proudly. Despite the fact that he drank and ate a shit tonne; he had a great body. He was always getting a good work out with his job as an assassin; that and when he became the way he was his metabolism enhanced.
Suddenly as if god had been listening in; he caught sight of his brunette nerd babe. She looked even hotter than before if that was possible. He doubted that she ever had a bad day; she always looked so perfect.
"Holy shit there she is! And look at those legs!" Voice two cried out eagerly.
Deadpool could only stare; he couldn't agree more with the voices at this point. He thought she looked good in the towel but now she looked damn fine. The jeans she was wearing made her ass look amazing. Not exactly a bubble butt but well proportioned and very squeezable indeed.
It didn't matter what she wore or didn't wear; she was just sex in clothing. Hell he bet she looked good in a fucking bin-bag if possible. How had he gone without such a woman all his life?
"We gotta go say hi; never know when we'll see her again" Voice two cried excitedly.
"She seems busy at the moment; we shouldn't cause her problems" Voice one suggested.
"FUCK THAT!" Deadpool cried loudly. He abandoned his items and rushed in her direction. He had to speak to her again before she vanished out of sight again. As he pushed through the few people on the street he saw her disappear into a small coffee shop. Without hesitation he moved faster and followed the brunette.
In shop
Eve stood quietly in line; sleep aching in the back of her mind. It was too early to be awake but if she was late her boss would eat her alive. Fuck being adult was hard work. She had to deal with so much bullshit that teenagers or kids didn't; she cursed their freedom and ability to relax.
She planned on getting a better job at some point; she had thought about taking an apprenticeship in biology. That way she could so something with her god damn brain. Her talents were wasted working for the daily bugle; even if they did pay for pictures of her as Spiderwoman.
"Next customer please" the barista at the counter called politely. She was a blonde girl with big blue eyes.
Eve moved forward quickly as to not cause problems "Yes one latte with chocolate and glazed doughnut please" she said quickly. It was quick and easy to consume; that and it would give her a boost for the next couple of hours.
The woman smiled and asked for the money. Eve fished out her money then handed to the woman. She just hoped this wouldn't take too long as she didn't want to piss off Jameson.
"Hey nerd babe! Nice legs!" a familiar voice called out in a flirty tone.
Eve stiffened and a bead of sweat ran down her face. This wasn't real right? He wasn't really here? God someone kill her now. She slowly turned her head to see Wade standing by the door smiling cheekily. He had a dreamy look in his eyes and was smiling largely.
"This isn't real; this isn't real. He is not actually here your still half asleep!" she told herself anxiously. She hadn't even called him; she didn't need his help so why was he here?
He skipped up to the counter happily and leaned against it upon approaching her. God she was still so fucking hot; but not as cute as when she wore her glasses.
Eve could only stand where she was quietly fear and shock filling her. She just hoped he wouldn't show her up any more than he had. It would be a while before she would ever be able to enter this place again.
"Remember me? It's me Deadpool; you know from the rooftop" he reminded her trying to sound charismatic. A few of the customers and staff gave some weird looks at that comment.
"Y...yes I remember" Eve muttered awkwardly. What the hell was he doing here? How did he even find her? He hadn't even used the phone.
Deadpool gave a cheesy smile; god she was still as cute as ever when she was mad or embarrassed. How nobody had snatched her up yet was a mystery. "So what you been up to sweet thing? You haven't called me" he cooed flirtatiously. When they exchanged numbers he gave her his too; just in case she needed help.
Eve irked a little but held her ground; god this guy never gave up "Well I had to get ready for work; being prepared saves time" she explained. The day he had jumped onto her roof had been Saturday; she spent Sunday cleaning and looking out her things for work.
"I love a girl whose organised" Deadpool growled desirably. Girls who had their shit together were always the hottest; coz they knew how to take charge. God the idea of her pinning him down and riding him made him so hot.
Eve stared at him quietly her face somewhat concerned; how many kinks did this guy have? She shook her head quickly; she didn't want to know.
"One latte and doughnut" the barista said awkwardly. She hadn't had such a spectacle while working before. She felt very awkward despite being a member of staff.
"Yes thank you!" Eve cried out grabbing the items quickly. She then hurried out of the cafe quickly while Deadpool followed. God she hoped that he would leave soon; this was just awkward. He had to be messing with her; there was no way he was serious!
"Hey wait baby girl! What's the rush?" Deadpool called after her hurrying behind her as fast as he could. Man for someone so small she certainly was fast; but her ass looked great from behind.
"I have work; you know like every normal person" Eve replied sternly. Hopefully that would get him to go away. He had to have a life of his own right? Didn't he have people to kill right now?
"But you're always busy; when are you gonna make time for me?" Deadpool cooed hopefully. He wasn't gonna give up till she said yes.
"Why can't you just leave me alone?!" Eve chided firmly. She had simply given him her number for business purposes. He was only interested in Spiderwoman; no guy was ever seriously interested in pursuing her.
Deadpool stopped dead in his tracks and bowed his head; why was she being so mean? He only wanted to date her...and have mind blowing sex with her. Tears welled up in his eyes and a dark shadow loomed over him; why didn't she like him?
"We just wanted to say hi" Voice two whimpered sadly.
"We were being awfully forward so early in the morning" Voice one responded bluntly.
"But that's cos she's so cute!" Deadpool whined sadly. She was so cute that he fan-girled whenever he saw her. She was just so fucking attractive.
Eve stopped walking and turned around to face him; he irked and her face flushed a little. She felt bad for making him cry and he did seem to be serious about his previous offers.
She sighed heavily and relented; one date couldn't hurt right? She just hoped that it wouldn't be something awkward. "Alright Deadpool; I'll go on one date. But don't expect too much" she replied hesitantly. She had a feeling she would regret this later on.
Deadpool immediately perked up and smiled at her "You mean it?!" he cried out happily. She said yes! This was the best day of his life! All his hard work had finally paid off.
Eve looked away quietly "Just don't overdo it; I'm not too keen on being shown up" she stated bluntly. She liked the idea of being spoiled; just not in public. If someone saw them being affectionate in public; she would just die.
Deadpool fan-girled internally and danced on the spot joyfully. He finally had a date with his cute nerd girl. Today was going to be awesome. He was gonna think about this all week.
"I'll see you Friday; catch you later Deadpool" Eve said bluntly and walked away with her things. She had a feeling she might regret this later; she knew he would bring this up if he met her as spider-woman. Yep...she definitely would.
Deadpool said nothing and simply watched her walk away smiling like an idiot "Best day ever" he muttered dreamily. Nothing could upset him now...except for jerks...jerks were never ok.
