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Darkpheonix666

Eve sat at her desk quietly typing away absentmindedly; she still couldn't believe she had a date with Deadpool of all people. She had done some research on him in secret; just to be on the safe side. Boy had she gotten a surprise.

He was a Merc for hire and worked for anyone who paid him; most of his thought process was money. Be they villains or good guys; sometimes they were a bit of both. However, it was shady work regardless.

Without sugarcoating it; he killed people for money and basically got paid a fuck tonne for it. He had swimming in money and yet ate and lived like a homeless male which she found completely mind boggling.

She also was he was an ex-military man and one of the best; then turned freelance assassin and was a mutant. She was kind of amazed at all he was capable of. Though he acted like a complete idiot he could quite easily take down an army on his own.

She didn't know whether to feel scared, happy, confused or angry; instead she just felt all 3 at once, stopped typing, sighed heavily and sat with her head in her hands and mentally contemplating everything.

"Fuck my life" she mentally cursed. Why did she have the worst luck with men? She could never just get someone did she always attract the wierdo's instead of normal fucking people?

"PARKER!" a loud voice yelled in annoyance. She was here to work not to mess about; if she wanted to do such things she would have to come to his office. She was spacing out more than usual today.

Eve jumped and felt fear run down her spine; as if she wasn't feeling bad enough already her pain in the ass boss had to show up. Today was just a never ending spiral of stress and problems.

Jameson walked up to her desk and frowned; usually she had it together and worked like a whiz. But today she was on edge and seemingly more stressed than usual. He sighed heavily and frowned at her "While I understand everyone has troubles; can you not let it affect your work" he said sternly.

They were still a business and for a business to work they needed everyone to be doing their jobs to full capability. Not sitting around and not daydreaming. They needed to make headlines; especially on that damn spiderwoman.

Eve was actually quite stunned by this; instead of harassing her he was instead being quite thoughtful. It made a nice change for once. "Y…Yes sir" she said politely. That coffee was starting to wear off and she was getting pretty hungry. After all, a doughnut would only last so long in her stomach.

Jameson stared at Eve quietly; she had bags under her eyes, she looked visibly stressed and she worked harder than anyone at the company. He bossed her around so much because she was the best here; that and she was cute as hell and fun to tease. However, he was not completely heartless that was for sure.

"Listen Parker; your no use if you can't work efficiently. Go home and take some time off; but come back once you feel better" he said sternly. The limit he could give her was two weeks as they were short staffed; but he could at least give her that time to get her shit together at least.

Eve blinked in confusion and then her eyes widened; was he…. was he giving her time off?! She couldn't remember the last time she got a break! "YOU MEAN IT?!" she cried loudly but not so everyone could hear. She couldn't put into words how grateful she was.

Jameson frowned "How heartless do you think I am parker?" he said sharply. Just what kind of guy did she think he was? Did she think this job was easy? He doubted she would last a day in his shoes.

Eve didn't reply and quickly saved her work and logged out of the company computer. She then grabbed her stuff and hurried away not wanting to insult him. He was being kind to her which was very rare indeed; she was not going to miss this opportunity to get much deserved time off.

Jameson watched her leave quietly and sighed "I'm gonna miss that fine ass" he grumbled quietly. He then walked back to his office to get more work done.

Later

Eve walked down the street happily a little spring in her step. She had felt really overworked lately and she couldn't be happier to have time off. Now she could continue her duties as Spiderwoman but could relax a little. She could take a hot bath, eat properly, get more sleep and stress out less.

She could finally visit her aunt may after some time; she had been meaning to but had been too busy with work. Now she could finally visit her and see how she was doing.

She then untied her hair pulling out hair tie allowing her brown waves to tumble to her chest. She felt as though a weight had been taken off of her and she couldn't be happier.

"WOOOOOAH baby! Today must be my birthday!" a familiar voice cried eagerly. As if she hadn't looked stunning this morning now she was just slaying it.

Eve stiffened and shivered; was he stalking her now? It seemed she was bumping into him everywhere these days. She turned her head quietly to see Deadpool ogling at her with hearts for eyes. She did wish he would tone down his hyper sexuality just a little.

Who knew a little hair whip would set him off? But then again, he had a number of kinks she didn't really want to know about if she was honest. "Hi Deadpool" she said dryly. She wasn't really in the mood to be speaking to him; he would just ruin her happy mood even if he was the first guy to notice her.

"So, you busy baby girl?! I thought you had to go to work?" he asked eagerly.

"Maybe she couldn't stand another minute without us and came looking for us!"

"Or she could just be on her lunch break or working out of the office"

"But if she was she wouldn't have done that sexy ass hair flip!" Deadpool growled in arousal. That was something straight out of a wet dream for sure.

Eve blushed; her certainly had a lot going on his head. He didn't really seem to have a filter either. "I…I got some time off work. I had a lot on my mind" Eve explained awkwardly. Was talking to himself a regular habit with him?

Deadpool grinned "You didn't do that for our date, did you?" he teased playfully. Nobody had ever put so much effort in before.

Eve blushed profusely "Of course not! I was overworked and lacking in sleep lately so my boss gave me time off" she explained defensively. For the first time in a long time she could have a proper sleep and eat a decent meal. Instead of eating quickie meals and getting barely any sleep whatsoever.

Deadpool calmed and looked visibly concerned; now that he looked closer she did have dark circles under her eyes. Not prominent but definitely visible. He then frowned and approached her quietly taking her by surprise. From what he recalled she had only eaten a doughnut and coffee this morning.

He placed his arm around her shoulder and started to lead her away quietly much to her shock. He knew it seemed forward but he was worried about her keeling over.

"H…hey what the...?" Eve retorted defensively. Their date wasn't till Friday and today was Wednesday; what was he up to?

"You look pale as fucking ice cream; you need to eat" Deadpool replied sternly. Though was usually bat shit insane he could be reasonable.

Eve blinked and felt her chest grow warm; was he…. was he worried about her? She couldn't recall the last time anyone but aunt may had shown concern for her. A few people were staring but she didn't care; I mean for once she actually felt pretty special. Even if the man on her arm was a dirty minded, potty mouthed killer for hire.

"Are you paying?" she asked curiously. On her budget, she would only be able to afford a continental and not the big breakfast she longed for.

"Only if you call me" he teased cheekily. God what he would love to have long phone sex with her and hear her get herself off down the receiver.

Eve frowned; he was playing dirty but a plate of pancakes sounded amazing right now. She sighed in defeat "Yeah sure" she muttered quietly. She couldn't keep dodging the bullet forever; she may as well bite it and give Deadpool what he wanted. I mean one phone call wouldn't hurt, right?

Deadpool perked up and cried out in joy; finally, his patience had paid off. He could get a phone call from his cute little nerd and a date with her at the weekend. It was fair to say he was beyond happy right now; he was god damn ecstatic. He was finally going on a date after god knows how long.

Today was definitely a good day.