"Well, well, well. Look who it is."
'Oh, cob damn it!'
The humanoid rodent minion and the undercover hero slowly turned around to face the owner of that snooty voice, a voice that Fink knows all to well. The mouse woman narrowed her eyes at the sight of a woman her age that looks like the stereotypical spoiled princess, with long red hair and a red sequence ball gown with no sleeves. "Mala!"
"Fink. I'm actually surprised to see you made it, figured that this was a formal dance not for a dirty rat such as yourself." Mala remarked while flipping her hair back.
Fink fired back, "You're calling me a dirty rat, didn't you tattle on twelve of our classmates for burning down a pet store?"
"Hey, they deserved to be in jail. I was just about to adopt a cute puppy from there, all dog murders should go to hell." she rebuffed. Mala then caught a glimpse at the other person at her nemesis's table, "Who's the discount Wolfman? I feel like I have known him from somewhere, but can't seem to remember or care."
KO suddenly felt a ping of fear, luckily Fink was there. "None of your concern, but this is B.O., a recently exchanged student from out of town. And MY date for tonight, so don't get any ideas you red headed bitch demon!"
Mala just rolled her eyes at the insult she heard more than a dozen hundred times, "Whatever, enjoy it while it lasts. Don't get too attached to him like the last guy." she cackled as she left the two alone. Fink snarled and crushed the soda can in her hand, the carbonated beverage spilling onto the table. She looked to her date and saw the look on his face, she didn't like that face one bit.
"I'm gonna go on record to say that you know about Mala don't you?" she sneered. KO rubbed the back of his furry neck in embarrassment.
"Hehehe, I may have ran into her on some of my night patrols. Any time I catch her robbing a bank or museum she would try to get in my pants, until she then tries to slash me before the cops show up to take her to jail." he said fiddling with his thumbs.
"(Grrrrrr), how many times have you gotten-"
"JUST ONCE!" KO said a little too quickly, Fink gave him a threatening glare as she leaned her face in till she was an inch from his. "Once or, twice... a week?" Fink growled while barring her fangs, KO then waved his hands defensively, "I swear it never went further! I never had intercourse with her, I never even kissed her or hugged her!"
"You better not have."
KO then remembered what Mala said before she walked away, "Hey, what was she talking about earlier? About the last guy that got too attached or..."
Fink blushed and turned away from him, "Nothing, nothing you need to worry your fuzzy little head over." she then grabbed him by the suit collar and held him close to her. "Listen, KO. This night is the most important night of my life, and it WILL be perfect by any means necessary. I want to have my picture taken, win Villain Prom Queen, and be the center of attention of that dance floor. And if I have to do it all with a stupid and childishly lame hero, then so be it. But mark my words, if you ruin this night for me then you will never. See your friends. Again. Understand? You bitch."
KO whimpered and nodded furiously, his fear of this woman raising up to eleven.
Fink then did a complete 180 from threatening to sweat, "Good, I gotta tinkle. Don't start dancing without." she said before leaving him to find the little minion's room.
KO sighed as he composed his mind until he was in his mindscape, he looked around to see TKO has done a total remodel of his mind since his vacation. A sunny side beach with a lot of the women he's met over the course of the show, all clad in very revealing bikinis that made him blush a little. He shook his head before going in. Along the way he noticed a mindscape rendering of Red and Drupe playing volleyball against two Shannons, but human. He also looked into the ocean to see a mindscape Holo-Jane surfing a mega tidal wave. He even found a rendering of his mom with a seashell bikini top and purple bottom with a metal detector, he had an idea on how TKO thinks about women even without being his brain-buddy.
He then reached his destination as he saw TKO with his shirt off, showing his washboard 10-pack of abs, squirting a bottle of sunscreen into his hands. KO then saw what looked like Enid with the back of a black bikini top and bottom unhooked, he then diverted his attention to solely his alterego so he didn't have to see his naked older friend. "TKO."
The emo-looking personality looked up and saw his counterpart there, he nonchalantly greeted him. "Oh, hey man. Saw what just happened with you and the rat girl."
KO looked away, "Yeah, are women so emotionally draining?"
"Nah, not at all."
The camera panned out to see a faucet coming out of his chest, a mind version of Fink in a small skull bikini top and black bottoms came by on all fours and made herself a cup of pink liquid. She brought the cup to her little nose and gave it a whiff, "Hmmm, that is good emotion." she said before taking a sip and running off.
"Okay, look I really need to make sure Fink has a good night tonight. But this prom is not like the one at my school, it's so wild and vulgar." KO cringed.
"Sounds like my kind of party. Is there booze?"
"Totally, and I swear I saw a few people doing 'it' at either a table or even on the dance floor." KO recalled with a pale face.
TKO nearly popped with excitement as he started to rub the sunscreen on the fake-Enid's back. "I LOVE IT! If only I can go, but I saved up all my vacation days this year and I can't stop now. We haven't even had the beach side bonfire yet."
"You just like to see me in an uncomfortable scenario and make a fool of myself don't you?" he dully deduced.
"Precisely, just keep your head down. Don't look anyone in the eyes, stay near Fink, don't talk to anybody, and don't stare at a girl's ass. I learned that the hard way."
KO sighed, "Okay, I guess that's kind of helpful. Later, TKO." he said before fazing back to reality as TKO's hands landed on a certain spot.
"I think my bum has enough sunblock TKO, but can't be TOO careful huh?" fake-Enid sultrily questioned, causing TKO to smirk wickedly.
KO gasped as he returned to the real world, he saw that he was no longer sitting at a table but on the dance floor with Fink twirling him, she pulled him in and gave him a glare. "What did you do? I was gone for two minutes and I find you past out on the table, people thought you were dead!"
"I-I'm fine, Fink. Let's just try to enjoy tonight, I want to make this the best night you ever had." he stated with pride.
Fink rolled her eyes as she continued to lead her date/prisoner in a small waltz, but hearing his promise to her brought out a light smile in her features. But she has to remember that she's using him to get another guy to notice her, 'But being with this hero, while disgusting, it's actually quite nice.'