Once upon a foggy day, three viking children and their hunting dragons were sailing in the middle of a foggy sea, far away from their homes. The mist was so thick, it was as if the clouds had drifted down from the sky, and had swallowed them up entirely.

The ferocious looking small girl in the very front of the boat was Camicazi, daughter of Big Boobied Bertha, heir to the Bog Burglars, a fierce tribe of female warriors. Her blonde hair which was as tangled as the Amazonian rainforest were blowing about wildly, and her two blue eyes gleamed with excitement.

The skinny and agitated looking boy with the glasses who was trembling in the corner was Fishlegs. Fishlegs resembled a daddy longlegs with an asthma and a squint. He was trying to wake up his Basic Brown dragon, Horrorcow, who had been sleeping in the middle of the deck sprawled on Fishleg's suitcase ever since they had set off from Hooligan Harbor.

"Oh, for Thor's sake, Horrorcow, wake up!"

Horrorcow didn't stir.

The smallish boy with the bright red hair crouched in the end of the boat was Hiccup Horrendous Haddock the Third, the only hope and heir to the tribe of the Hairy Hooligans.

Hiccup and his friends, Fishlegs and Camicazi, had recieved a mysterious letter claming that they were wizards, and inviting them to a magic school. It had arrived with a circular golden disk, with a blue transparent orb in the middle. The jewel was completely round, and glowed with a mesmerizing blue light. As soon as the disk had contacted the deck, the children had been wisked away into the sea in the speed of a jet. The boat kicked off from Hooligan Harbor, zoomed across the Woden's bathtub, sliced across the Summer Current, smashing a few unfortunate sharkworms along the way, rocketed out of the barbaric archipelago, glided through foreign bays, iceberg mazes and tropical waters.

The sea had been changing colour so rapidly that Hiccup could barely take it all in. Green, aquamarine, turquoise, blue and black. Hiccup looked down below in amazement. The black water was moving below them with such speed that it was all a blur. The boat moved with exhilarating speed, but sliced through the water so gracefully that it felt like they were gliding a few feet above the surface of the water.

Hiccup had once tried throwing a small pebble into the air. One second, it was hanging in the air. The next, in was gone. It would fall back into the water a few seconds later half a mile away.

It had been about thirty minutes when the boat suddenly lurched to a stop. It was so sudden, that Hiccup was pushed into Fishlegs, who was pushed onto Camicazi, who nearly fell overboard.

"Why did it stop?" Fishlegs asked nervously.

Camicazi looked behind. "Hiccup, did you pull off the disk or something?"

"No, I didn't! In fact, I think it intentionally stopped." Hiccup replied indignantly, pointing at the disk.

It was true. The orb in the center of the golden disk was now flashing green in an insistent manner. 'Push me!' it seemed to beg.

"I think we should push it." Hiccup said.

"Well, go ahead!" urged Fishlegs.

Hiccup pushed the orb. An electric buzz ran up his fingers.

For a moment, nothing happened. Then, the boat started to tremble. Slightly, at first, but getting more forceful by the second until it was almost unbearable.

Fishlegs clutched the railing so tightly his knuckles turned white.

"Oh, no, we're going to DIE!"

And then when it was trembling so hard their suitcases were almost jumping right into the water, the boat suddenly tipped forward, sliding Fishlegs and Camicazi into Hiccup, and with two great bucks, the boat rocketed into the sky with a big roar.

"YAHOO!" whooped Camicazi, her tangled nest of a hair flying behind her as the boat lifted up into the sky. She had a wild glint in her eyes.

"AHHHHHH!" shrieked fishlegs. He didn't seem to be enjoying this at all.

Hiccup whooped along with Camicazi. Sailing on a flying ship was completely different from riding a dragon. Even fishlegs let out a whoop when the boat broke through the thick fog and soared into the glorious morning sky, a radiant mix of soft violet and stunning amber and lustrous golden clouds.

. . .

"Yay! We're here! I can see it!" Camicazi sang as a ginormous castle appeared in the distance.

"We've arrived at... remind me again, Hiccup, what was the name of that school were going to? It was rather weird. Hoggywog?"

"Uhh... wait a moment." Hiccup muttered as he scrambled to fish out his acceptance letter. "Ah, here it is. It's Hogwarts."

"Funny name for a magic school. I thought it would be something like Witchhaven, or something." Fishlegs muttered. "At least I understand the wart part. Do you think we might get warts if we turn into wizards?"

Hiccup grinned.

It was all going well until Toothless joined them.

Toothless was hungry, and when Toothless was hungry, it was a good idea not to keep him waiting. The little green dragon, who had been sleeping in Hiccup's helmet, crawled out with a small snort of smoke, which set Hiccup off to a fit of coughing.

"T-Toothless h-h-hungry! Feed me!"

Toothless swung down upside down from Hiccup's head, so they were eye to eye.

"Oh, Toothless, we're almost there. Cough! Just wait a minute!" Hiccup said, still coughing. He tried to grab Toothless, but it was too late.

Toothless had seen the magic disk at Hiccup's feet.

"Oooh!" Toothless exclaimed, examining the disk. "Toothless w-want it!"

And with that, the greedy little dragon shot down and caught the disk in his hard little gums.

"Toothless, NOOOOO!" Hiccup shrieked.

It was too late.

Toothless had already risen up into the air. He in all the excitement, hadn't taken in the situation perfectly. He hadn't realized hey were flying. And very fast, too. Far faster that any hunting dragon of Toothless's size could catch up with.

With a shriek, Toothless was...gone.

Hiccup looked behind them. Toothless was a small green speck in the horizon. But more importantly, he had taken the disk with him. Because of the momentum of the speed they had been going, the boat still rocketed in supernatural speed.

In a second they had arrived at the school. The school was an amazing sight, a gigantic castle. But Hiccup and his friends didn't have any time to wonder at the view in front of them. Since it was behind them now. The boat had passed the castle, and was now streaking down, gravity taking hold.

And right toward a gigantic tree, which was moving, as if it was alive. And they would soon get to know what it was; the Whomping Willow.

"AAAAHHHHHHHH!" the three children screamed.

"CRUNCH!"