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Harry Potter
Up Yours Dumbles
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Chapter Six
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July 19nd found them staying in the Fairmont Olympic with Winky and Sherry disguised as human nannies. Both elves would take care of the children while their parents took their NEWTS. Back at home Dobby and Happy were taking care of the homestead and planting fall crops. The five days of testing would see them both dragging by the time they were popped back home with their children. It would be three months before they received their results and another three before their results would be copied into their files back in the Ministry of Magic in the United Kingdom, since that was where they originally started their education. Both passed all their NEWTS with O's and O+'s and would receive fourteen, in all, each. Back at home, they would spend the month of August entertaining Daphne's family and Tracy. Harry would take Cyrus out hunting, and he became an expert marksman and bagged his first caribou. They had Dobby and Happy process the kill, and the meat was sent by Mimi to the Greengrass estate in Boston.
They also celebrated Tracy's birthday and Daphne and Harry gave her a fur coat made from white rabbit skins, and a pair of fur lined gloves. Both were made from skins that he had trapped just as winter had set in. They stayed until August twenty-fifth before heading home to Boston so the two girls could get ready for the new year at Salem.
During the month of September Harry finished his new workshop after transforming the floor into ferro-concrete. They built a wood rack and then Harry took the Suburban and the twenty foot trailer to Nome and went to the two hardware stores where he bought several thousand dollars of lumber, drywall, insulation and boxes of nails, bolts, screws and nuts. The material took several hours to load and then they he headed back home and arrived just after dark. The next day they unloaded the material, and stored it in its slots and the rack system he had built. They also moved the tools, electric and hand tools to where he wanted them in the shop. Inside he also built a nail room where all the boxes of nails, bolts, screw and nuts plus other fasteners and whatnots were to be kept. This gave him more room in the other barn to store more firewood instead of having it under tarps. Also during this time he did his annual hunting and brought in about the same amount of meat, filling the larder as well as smoking the first meats to be stored. Daphne with the help of Winky and Sherry filled the pantry, canning the vegetables and fruit that they harvested from the gardens and greenhouses.
On September 19th the news reached them that Sirius Black had been found innocent of the crimes he had supposedly committed and was now a free man. October and November found them watching snow come down and watching all the new movies that had arrived as well as reading. Harry and Daphne had traveled to Seattle in late September and went shopping at the malls buying up movies, books, clothes and toys for the children who were at home with Winky and Happy. The children never knew they were gone as they were back by dinner time. During the month he serviced the vehicles for the winter.
October first found them in Juneau shopping for winter clothes for all of them so they had warm clothes for the winter. What was too small and still in excellent condition was packed away and the box marked on what it contained for use with other children.
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December seventeenth found Nymphadora Tonks changing her features and heading into the records department for the third time in three months. She looked like one of Amelia's secretaries and she asked if anything had changed in the Potter file as her boss wanted to know. She knew that if he had taken his OWLS, the results should have been entered into the file here because he started his schooling here. She just prayed to the Goddess that the report would have his home location. The girl behind the counter went to the back and came back with the folder for Harry Potter and she opened it. After a few minutes she lifted a parchment out and unfolded it and revealed the boy's results for OWLS. With a quick copy of the parchment she headed for the nearest bathroom and changed back to her normal features. She then left the ministry and apparated to #12 and the headquarters of the Order of the Phoenix.
Dumbledore walked into the kitchen at #12 Grimmauld Place for the weekly order meeting. Everyone was there including Bill, Ron, and Ginevra Weasley and Hermione Granger as they were on break and Dumbledore needed to ask them some questions about Harry. With their coffers running low, he hoped Sirius would donate some more galleons again to help find Harry as it was expensive to have his people searching the many cities of the United States for Harry's magical signature. They thought they had a hit on him in Kansas City but it had been old and with some discreet checking he found out there was a Potter who took his OWLS there but he was barred from actually seeing the tests so he could do a deep scan on them to find out if it was him as the OWL tests had already been sent on to Washington and he had no pull with MaCUSA. He knew deep down in his bones Harry would be living near one of the many magical zones in the country, he just had to figure out which one. He sat down and looked around the packed room and was about to ask if anyone had any news on Harry Potter, when Nymphadora Tonks burst in the room.
"I found him!" Tonks cried out.
"What? Where?" Dumbledore asked excitedly.
"Well, you all know that if he took his OWLS last summer the results would be recorded in his file. Well, for the last three months I was able to sneak into the Department of Magical Education to check with no results so I thought I'd check before tonight's meeting. This month his file finally updated and I found out where he lives... well I have his coordinates for his location that is but no address. I wonder why?"
"Where's the coward at?" Ron asked.
"No idea. Like I said all I have is his coordinates," Nymphadora replied.
"Very good, Nymphadora…"
"It's 'Tonks'! Can't you remember that?" Nymphadora demanded.
"Yes, Sorry about that. Now we just need to determine who goes," Dumbledore said as he took a scrap of paper from the girl giving the coordinates while looking around the room and then stated, "Sirius, Severus, Remus, Minerva, Molly and Arthur Weasley, Hermione, Ron, Ginevra, Mad Eye, and Tonks. I think you all should accompany me."
Hermione was looking at the parchment and exploded, "This is impossible!"
"What is impossible Miss. Granger?" Minerva asked.
"He got 14 OWLS, and some OWLS are in classes not taught or he didn't take here. He got an O in Runes, Arithmancy, Latin and Japanese and O's in the normal Hogwarts classes and an O++ in DADA," Hermione snapped out in anger.
Minerva took the paper and quickly read through it and she smiled as she said, "Different schools teach different classes. I will say this, I don't know how he did it, but these grades are amazing and I would compare them to his parents."
No one noticed Bill smirking and he would have to notify their tutors so they would know. Now he just wondered how they did on their NEWTS.
"It doesn't matter what his OWLS are," Dumbledore said as he concentrated on the coordinates and then cast the portkey spell on the rope which glowed blue. He was also wondering what this new Harry Potter would be like, since it had been two years since he had escaped their clutches. Would he have to use memory and suppression charms on the weapon? Would he have to bind his powers again he was thinking. With everyone holding on, he tapped his wand to the rope and it activated and in a burst of blue light they vanished from #12 and appeared in deep snow that went up to their hips.
"Professor where are we?" Hermione asked as she shivered and looked around.
"I don't know Miss Granger," Dumbledore said as he banished the snow around the group.
Dumbledore looked around and in the distance he could see blinking blue and red lights and said, "I think we need to go that way," as he pointed at the lights.
They started walking towards the blinking lights, banishing the snow in front of them as they walked.
Harry sat on the couch staring at the 1994 Mitsubishi big-screen TV they had bought before they boarded the airplane to come to Alaska. The VCR was on and playing the comedy 'The Mask' beside him, Daphne was giggling at the movie as she knitted a blanket for their bed. Off to the side the babies slept in their cribs that the elves had popped in for them. The four elves were sitting on the floor in front of the coffee table on pillows and they too were laughing at the movie. A warm fire was roaring in the fireplace, flooding the room with its warmth. In the corner in their cage were Daphne's two year old Scarlet Macaws and standing in front of the center of the windows was a six foot Christmas tree all decorated up.
Harry was just reaching for his drink when the wards pinged as someone tried to portkey in and was bounced to the edge of the wards. Standing up, Harry went to the big window and picked up the binoculars that were on the ledge and looked to where the wards would drop them. The snow was just starting to fall again from the storm that was moving in and that's when he caught sight of them.
"What is it?" Daphne asked as Harry quietly cursed.
Harry was looking through the falling snow as he tried to figured out who it was, and replied, "Its Dumbledore, Sirius, Snape, Remus, McGonagall, Molly and Arthur Weasley, Hermione, Ron, Ginevra, Bill, Mad Eye, and some pink haired woman."
Daphne climbed to her feet and said, "Elves take the babies and their cribs to the secure bunker. I'll be joining you in a few minutes. Dobby, you will stay here and protect Harry. If any of them pull wands you are to summon them away."
The combined 'Yes, Mistress' had three flashes of lights and the babies and cribs vanish before Daphne walked over to Harry.
"It's going to take them about an hour to walk here through the snow," Daphne said as she picked up a second pair of glasses.
"I know, thank the Goddess for those wards my mother put up," Harry replied as they watched the wizards vanish the snow up the mile long driveway.
"What are you planning to do, son?" his mother asked from her portrait.
"I don't know, mother, I will have to wing it," Harry replied.
"Just keep our grandchildren safe," James said.
"I will, Father…"
"We will, Lily, James," Daphne agreed with her husband.
The snow was falling heavier and soon they couldn't see them anymore but on the wall was a map of the property that his mother made and on the map they could see their advancement. Winky popped back in and said the children were still sleeping.
"Winky, with this storm here, there is no way they will be able to return home right away without them dying. So I want you to prepare a hot meal… How about several lasagnas, garlic bread and salad and several pots of hot chocolate, tea and coffee to warm them up," Daphne ordered.
"Right away mistress," Winky replied and popped away.
Harry and Daphne had paused the movie they had been watching and watched the map mounted on the wall. When they were less than a hundred feet from the house, Daphne went to the secure room to watch on the TV monitor so she could see what Dumbles tried to do. Harry then tucked a Glock .45 caliber pistol in between the cushions on either side of himself, as well as standing his Browning A5 12ga Belgium made shotgun against the arm of the couch.
Sitting back down, he filled his right hand with one of the pistols and covered his lap with a small throw blanket as the doorbell sounded. Looking to Dobby he nodded and the elf vanished. He was watching the door and wasn't surprised that Dumbledore led his posse into the room with his wand in his hand.
Seeing the wand, Harry leveled the pistol at the old man, "That's rude coming into someone's home with a weapon in your hand."
"Harry my boy, its good we finally found you. Now pack your things so we can take you back to Hogwarts so you can continue your studies," Dumbledore said.
"I don't think so, and it's 'Lord Potter' to you, you asshole. As to studies I have finished mine," Harry replied with anger in his voice.
"HARRY POTTER YOU WILL LISTEN TO THE HEADMASTER. HE KNOWS WHAT HE IS DOING!" Molly Weasley screamed out.
"Shut the fuck up," Harry snapped back as he pointed his weapon at the woman.
"HARRY JAMES POTTER WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH THAT EVIL GUN!" Hermione demanded to know.
Confused Harry said, "Evil gun? How the fuck can a gun be evil it's not alive."
"They kill!" Hermione snapped back.
"So can a fucking wand you stupid bint," Harry replied.
"That's enough of that language. You are to set the weapon down, pack your things so we can take you back to Hogwarts where you will be safe," Dumbledore ordered.
"Emmm, No!" Harry replied and then said; "besides, I am not leaving my wife and children."
"WIFE? Children?" came from multiple people but the loudest was Ginny Weasley.
"Yes, wife and children!" Harry replied in a loud voice.
"You cannot be married you're not of age and you need your magical guardians permission, and you have a betrothal agreement with the Weasley's for Miss Weasley to marry," Dumbledore said.
"Hey, idiot, you're the one who emancipated me three years ago; and even if I wasn't emancipated, I am over eighteen now which makes me an adult. As to the betrothal agreement, it was null and void when you wrote it because the Potter charter states only the head of house, my father at the time or me now, can write them. As it is, my betrothal to my wife was written over a hundred and forty years ago," Harry said.
This news shocked Dumbledore before said anything else he then introduced everyone that Harry didn't know, it was almost like the man had bipolar.
Before anyone else could say anything or Harry respond, Ron said, "Damn that snow is really coming down now," as he looked out the window.
Dumbledore raised his wand when Harry looked towards the window and it went flying out of his hand and to his left near the cage with the two birds. He was surprised to see an elf there holding it.
"Bad Mister Whiskers for trying to cast at master," Dobby said as he held the wand away from him and one of the Macaws reached her beak through and tried to bite it.
"MASTER? HARRY JAMES POTTER YOU WILL RELASE THAT ELF FROM HIS ENSLAVEMENT!" Hermione screeched.
"No and shut the fuck up. What is it with you yelling at me? It's not like we're friends, anymore," Harry replied.
The screaming started up from everyone and Harry lifted his pistol and aimed at the eight by eight roof support and pulled the trigger. The 10 mm round hit the center of the beam and the sound of the gun going off had all of them shutting up.
"I hope I don't have to demonstrate what it can do to people?" Harry asked.
Everyone was staring at Harry and the smoke coming from the barrel of the pistol. Snape raised his wand and started to incant the stunning spell when his wand was yanked from his hand and flew across to Dobby, "Greasy bat try to stun master."
"Happy, grab Snape and drop him in the Seattle DMLE cells, let Vincent Argus know what he tried to do," Harry said and with a pop, Snape vanished from the room, "Next?"
"Mister Potter, where did…"
"I had one of my elves drop him in the Seattle Washington DMLE. They will prosecute him for being a death eater," Harry said to Dumbledore.
"I'm sure he wasn't going to do anything. Now go pack…"
"He said he wasn't going. Are you a fucking idiot?" Daphne said as she swept into the room with her wand in her hand.
"Miss Greengrass?" McGonagall said.
"It's Potter now," Daphne replied as sat down on the couch facing the group.
"Sorry…"
"She's a Slytherin. You married a snake? Their all death eaters in training," Ron snapped out in anger as his ears turned red.
"Weasel shut the fuck up my family has had plenty of people in the house of green and silver, just this asswipe of a headmaster tried to hide it. My grandmother on my father's side, Dorea Potter nee Black was one of them and my great grandfather was a in the house with Daphne's grandfather back in the early eighteen hundreds and both went and fought for Queen and Country in the Chimera War where they both saved each other's live and then they wrote of the marriage contract to unite our houses. The Greengrasses are neutrals and allies to the Most Ancient and Noble House of Potter. Insult them again, Weasel, and I'll put a 10 mm round between your traitorous beady eyes," Harry replied with anger in his voice.
Ron pulled his wand and it was yanked out of his hand by Dobby.
"Give that back!" Ron demanded and Dobby replied with a no.
"Anyone else want to pull their wands on me or my family?" Harry asked.
Outside, the snow was coming down heavily, and was quickly building up. It was so thick that you couldn't see two feet in front of yourself.
"Harry, it's not safe here. We must get you back to Hogwarts," Dumbledore said.
"It was safe until you brought that death eater here," Harry replied as Winky popped in and placed two full mugs of hot chocolate in front of her master and mistress, "Master, lunch will be ready in ten minutes. I have set it in the formal dining room."
"Thank you, Winky," Daphne replied.
"Dumb shit, my son is not going with you. He is Lord Potter, and he and Daphne have taken their NEWTS. You have no say in their lives," the portrait said.
It was Sirius who spoke first, "James?" as he turned to look over the fireplace.
"Hello, Padfoot, I'm… We're disappointed in you and Moony. We're especially disappointed at all of you for trying to force my son to clean up our mess from the first war. It's not his job."
"I know what I am doing. It's for the greater good," Dumbledore said to the portraits.
"Wasn't that Gindelwald's spiel was he tried to take over the magical world? Are you one of his henchmen?" Daphne said and then asked, "Are you trying to take over the world by having children fight your wars?"
Dumbledore looked at the girl and replied, "You have no idea what it means."
Daphne laughed and stood up and went to another set of doors and opened them. Everyone could see that the room was filled with massive book shelves crammed packed with books. Hermione started twitching at all the books and her fingers itched to grab them and read. Daphne went to a pedestal where a book sat and she picked up a quill and quickly wrote 'the greater good' and several books glowed. She walked over and found the one she wanted and pulled it off the shelf and walked back out and tossed it on the coffee table.
Several people looked at the book and the title caught their attention. 'The Greater Good, Gindelwald and the Nurmengard murders.'
"Don't tell me I don't know what I'm talking about," Daphne snarled in anger, "My great grandparents were thrown in his prison and died there. It's funny how any books that shed bad light on you are banned in the United Kingdom."
"Albus what is this?" Minerva asked as she looked at the title after picking up the book.
"They are all lies about me. I did not ban the book the Wizengamot did," Dumbledore replied.
"Which you're the head of, so don't give me that shit," Harry said.
"Master, lunch be ready," Winky stated when she popped in.
"Thank you, Winky," Harry replied and then said, "If you follow me, I'll show you to the dining room since you won't be able to leave at this time. You're going to be stuck here until the storm ends."
Harry slipped the pistols in his enlarged pockets, banished the shotgun back to the gun cabinet, and led the group to the dining room where Harry and Daphne took one end of the table which had their backs against the wall. On the table was the three pans of lasagna, plates of stacked garlic bread and salads with multiple dressings.
Daphne was to his right, and on his left Bill Weasley had sat down. At the far end of the table sat Dumbledore.
Ron was looking at the food and asked, "What is this?"
'It's lasagna. It's an Italian pasta dish made with meat, cheese, and other ingredients with Garlic bread and salad. The carafes hold hot chocolate, tea and coffee," Harry replied as he took a spatula and cut off a section and placed it on Daphne's plate and then did the same to his while Daphne scooped up some salad and placed it in their bowls. Around the table everyone else stared serving themselves.
Harry chatted quietly with Bill and Daphne but it was his mother that caught part of the conversation of about the goblins and the time dilation rooms.
"What do you mean time dilatations? What is that?" Molly demanded as it didn't sound safe.
"Well, since your oldest is not able to speak of it I will. Back before I vanished from the United Kingdom, Daphne and I went under time dilation, and Bill was one of our tutors. It's how I learned ancient runes, and arithmancy," Harry replied.
"What was your time dilation," Mad Eye asked.
"For fifteen days we spent fifteen months," Daphne replied.
"So that was how you were able to take your newts early," Tonks said.
"Yes, and it also aged us two years. Then, when we came out, we celebrated our birthdays again and were three years older. We got married, went back in time thirty days, traveled here, had our honeymoon and then traveled across the country and took our OWLS and then flew from Seattle to the nearest airport to us and have lived here for almost eighteen months. Our children were born in April and we took our NEWTS this last summer. We are both over eighteen years old now…"
"Time dilation doesn't work that way," Dumbledore said.
"Goblin time magic does. Bill would you please cast an age detection charm on us," Harry asked.
Bill pulled his wand out and cast the spell that showed their true age and it came back with eighteen on each of them.
"You age while under time dilation?" Hermione asked.
"Yes, you can. Just like you aged when you used the time turner for a year in third year," Harry replied.
"That's not possible! Mister Weasley must have miscast the spell," Dumbledore replied.
"Dumbass I don't care what you think. Shut up, Mrs. Weasley," Harry snapped out.
"Harry, why didn't you ask for help?" Sirius asked.
"I did. You and Remus ignored me and as far as I'm concerned Hermione and Ron are dead to me," Harry replied.
"We were following orders," Remus said.
"Oh, yes! All bow down to King Dumbledore a man who disregards wills, and allows child abuse," Harry replied and stood up, "Winky the food was great. Did you use moose or caribou?"
"We's use ground moose for the meat, master," Winky replied.
"We'll have to do it that way again. It was quite tasty," Harry said as he realized everyone was looking at him and he said, "A few months ago I brought down a seventeen hundred pound bull moose while I was hunting."
Hermione's fork hit the plate and she pushed the plate away, "How could you?"
"What?" Harry replied.
"Kill an innocent animal," she demanded.
"I killed it for food for the winter along with twenty caribou, a musk ox and a wolverine for food and pelts. That's what hunters do just like farmers do when they kill cattle and swine. For hunters, they hunt instead of heading off to the store and for me the nearest grocery store is seventy-five miles away," Harry said as Ron grabbed more food as he didn't care where it came from.
Walking out of the dining room, Harry followed by Daphne headed for the living room and reactivated the movie they had been watching. Eventually the intruders followed them back to the living room just as Winky popped in with a crying Beth.
Harry took the infant in his arms and gently rocked her as he asked her what was wrong. Eventually she settled down and drifted back to sleep.
"Daddy's little girl," Daphne said with a smirk.
"Yup, same as Lily, and don't tell me Cyrus doesn't have mummy wrapped around his finger," Harry replied.
"Triplets?" Molly asked in shock as it was unheard of in the magical world.
"Yup, Elizabeth Astoria Potter, Lily Angela Potter and Cyrus James Potter were born on April seventh. Cyrus was born first then Elizabeth and finally Lily. They are ten months old," Harry replied.
"How did they live?" Molly asked as she stared at the child in his arms.
"The mundane or nomags as their called here excel in pediatrics or child health but some things they can't beat but triplets is no problem, hell they had families that have had six children at one time," Daphne replied.
Molly sat speechless as Winky popped back in and handed James to Daphne and took Beth back to her crib. She came back with Lily and placed her in her daddy's hand, "Master must calm down. The children know he's angry."
"I'm trying," Harry replied as the movie finished.
After rocking the two infants to sleep, Winky and Sherry took them back to the cribs. Standing up, Harry went to the VCR and hit rewind and then looked through the movies and pulled one that would shock the purebloods to their core. Switching the tapes, he activated the movie and sat back down as familiar music from the late 1970s blasted through the speakers and on the screen large yellow writing scrolled.
"HOLY CRAP!" Ron blurted out as the Imperial Star Destroyer appeared on the screen.
"I love this movie," Bill said, and then Ginny and Ron shrieked which had Dumbledore reaching for his missing wand when Darth Vader appeared on the screen.
For the new few hours everyone watched the movie but Dumbledore who kept trying to insist that Harry must return to England and kill Voldemort and each time Harry and Daphne told him it wasn't their fight anymore. Finally Harry kissed Daphne and said he would be in the workshop as he needed to calm down. Harry walked to the back door, not knowing that Remus and Sirius were following him. As Harry slipped on his heavy jacket, gloves and hat he stepped outside and grabbed the guide rope and started walking to the barn. Using banishing charms on the piled up snow he soon reached the small side door and pulled it open. Behind him, his godfather and uncle conjured the same clothes and followed him out the door.
Inside the barn, Harry activated the lights and heater runes and soon the barn would be warm instead of freezing. Harry walked over to his large wood lathe and uncovered the bowl he was making for his mother in law. It was made from black walnut and would be a candy or nut dish when he finished. As the heat in the barn hit seventy-nine degrees he removed the winter jacket, hat and gloves just as the door opened and Sirius and Remus came in. Ignoring them, Harry picked up a wood chisel and turned the lathe on.
Remus and Sirius watched Harry work and Sirius asked why Harry was using muggle tools when he could do it with a wand. Remus had no idea but they watched. Harry replied it was more soothing to make it by hand and it would last a lot longer. They watched him and every time he stopped the lathe they would ask more questions. Dinner rolled around and Winky popped in and told them dinner was ready. Harry asked what it was and was told it was chili and cornbread. Harry asked Sirius and Remus if they ever had it and both said no they hadn't and he said they were in for a treat.
After Harry covered up the bowl, he shut the lights off and left the heating runes on at seventy-five degrees. As they were heading back to the house, Happy popped in and banished all the wood chips and sawdust into a bin that would compress them into a fire log before popping back to the house. Once in the house, Dumbledore tried again to get him to come back to the United Kingdom to fight Voldemort he then said that Voldemort could read his mind through the scar and that's when Dumbledore got the shock of his life when Harry lifted his fringe and showed him a blemish free skull.
"What happened to your scar?" Dumbledore demanded.
The look on Dumbledore's face was priceless and he continued, "The goblins removed the horcrux in the scar and then placed the horcrux in a compass to find the rest. That led them to a locket in Sirius' family home which Bill recovered for them as being a member of your little bird club. It also led them to the Gaunt shack where a ring was found and to Hogwarts when they went down to the chamber of secrets to get the basilisk another goblin under a invisibility cloak found a diadem that had one. The first one found was in the Lestrange vault; it was a gold cup with a badger on it which had the vault owners heavily finned. The last one was destroyed in the ministry when Voldemort sent his snake there to scout out the Department of Mysteries before he revealed himself. The only part of his soul left is the one in his constructed body."
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Edit By TeNderLoin
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Harry Potter™ is a registered trademark and copyright (©) of J.K. Rowling and all that crap. The only thing mine is the idea and several characters. Everything else is hers including all the money... Damn wish they'd share.