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Harry Potter
Up Yours Dumbles
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Chapter Seven
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The look on Dumbledore's face was priceless as Harry continued, "The goblins removed the horcrux in the scar, and then placed it in a compass to find others. That led them to a locket in Sirius' family home, which Bill recovered for them as being a member of your 'little bird' club. It also led them to the Gaunt shack, where a ring was found; and then to Hogwarts. When they went down to the chamber of secrets to get the basilisk, another goblin under a invisibility cloak found a diadem that had one. The first one found was in the Lestrange vault; a gold cup with a badger on it, which had the vault owners heavily fined by the goblins. The last one was destroyed in the ministry, when Voldemort sent his snake there to scout out the Department of Mysteries before he revealed himself. The only part of his soul left, is the part in his reconstructed body."
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Harry watched as Dumbledore tried to make sense of what he had just been told. Harry then turned to the fireplace, pulled the screen open and fed it some more split logs before heading to the dining room. Everyone followed him and soon a meal of tacos and cheese, and beef and chicken enchiladas were on the table along with chili and cornbread. Harry and Daphne showed everyone how to make a taco and then served up one each of the enchiladas and bowls of crushed cornbread with chili on top. Harry quietly watched everyone, waiting for someone to blow up but no one did.
Dumbledore was still thinking on what he had been told, and how he could fit it into his plan of Harry dying and then himself killing Voldemort. He couldn't see any way around it now; and he knew, come later, that Molly would be blowing up at him about the boy not marrying Ginny, and them not getting access to the Potter fortune. Even if they did get them married, with Harry having two daughters and a son they would inherit the money first and he couldn't even take the kids to have them raised with the Dursleys or with Molly because the Greengrass family would get first rights and he would have to have Daphne killed as well.
He barely tasted the food or the desert of lemon meringue pie. He was still in deep thought when Harry got up and left the room after kissing Daphne. Even in deep thoughts, Dumbledore ate two helpings of the pie and drank three cups of hot chocolate.
Sirius and Remus heard the back door open, and again followed Harry out of the house and to his workshop. When they arrived they found Harry at a large table covered with very thin pieces of wood, and large sections of … something … that were already put together. A picture on a box standing against the wall showed a strange aircraft that said 'Avro Lancaster' on it. They pulled up a chair and watched Harry mount some device to a clamp that was mounted on the table. He then hooked up tube to a small container of fuel to the back of the engine started turning the prop as he put the sparkplug in as he started spinning the blade that caused the first of four Magnum XL 52 4-stroke glow engines to burst to life.
Remus watched for a few minutes and then noticed that there were dozen more boxes stacked on a shelf and he went over and started reading the names. There were Boeing B-17, B-24, B-25, B-29, a Hurricane, Spitfire, P-51, FW-190, and several more planes. He recognized them as some of the most famous planes from World War II as the muggles called it. Only one was opened and picked it up and found the B-29 was empty.
"It's up there," Harry said as he shut the engine off and pointed to the roof of the barn.
Remus and Sirius both looked up as Harry flipped on more lights and the ceiling that was thirty feet above them lit up. There hung a dozen aircraft. In the center of the group of planes was a ten foot wingspan of a silver B-29 bomber surrounded by other planes.
They both stared at the planes and then looked at Harry and Sirius asked, "You built those?"
"Yup," Harry replied as he popped the P and then continued, "They make great stress relievers."
Harry smiled at what he had accomplished and said, "Follow me," as he went up a set of stairs to an enclosed room.
Remus and Sirius followed Harry and stepped into room with shelves a table and a trunk. On the table were four strange contraptions that had blades above them instead of on wings and on the shelves were vehicles. Each vehicle had its own black and silver box standing near it with a semi pulled antenna.
"What are these?" Sirius asked as he looked at the helicopters.
"Well starting left front near you is an American Huey, then next to it is a Cobra and behind it is a Apache and then the last is a Russian Mil 24 Hind helicopter. I built them and all of the ones in the other room over the last year, with help from Happy. He loves building them as much as I do," Harry replied and then said, "The tanks, APCs and other armored vehicles I bought through the RCA Magazine classified estate add that were a group lot, for sale, along with a few other items. Come on, I'll show you those, they are in the trunk."
Harry led them to the trunk and opened the seventh compartment and they went down the stairs and into a living room. After Sirius and Remus joined him he opened a door to another large room that had twenty tables in it. On each table was a ship. They ranged from a German Bismarck battleship in 1/48th scale - Harry had to explain the scale system to them - to a 1/48th USS Missouri BB-63 battleship to the HMS Hood and the IJN Yamato.
"All the ships are in 1/48th scale. Unfortunately I didn't build them, yet. I bought these at an auction," Harry said as he exited the room and walked to the fridge and pulled out three butter beers.
'Flashback'
Harry remembered back to when they were in Seattle for their NEWTs. In the mail, received was a classified ad in the RCA magazine that had an estate sale and dozens of RCA ships and vehicles for sale along with all the supplies. The sale was in Phoenix, Arizona and using the 'house elf express,' Daphne and he were whisked to the airport where they rented a car. They called the house and received an appointment to come and look at all of the things being sold by the widowed wife. Harry took one look and offered the woman top dollar and then paid in cash. Renting a truck, they picked up the tanks, apcs, ships, supplies and unfinished models and still unboxed models. As they ate dinner at the Stockyards Restaurant, Dobby and Happy popped the items back to his workshop. Later returning the truck, Dobby and Happy popped them back to their hotel room to sleep and be with their children.
'End Flashback'
Handing each of them a drink he sat on the couch and spent the time telling them about why he left and showed them the letter his mum had written him and showed them the rune helmets. They were both impressed and stated they were on his side and they wouldn't force him to return. He then reached into his pocket and pulled out his NEWT results and both were impressed. As nine rolled around, Dobby popped in and told them there was an argument in the house between Daphne and the bushy haired one.
"What the hell?" Harry said as he stood up and tossed the empty bottle into the garbage.
Sirius and Remus followed Harry back out of the trunk and down to the main floor. Grabbing his jacket, hat, boots, and gloves he slipped them on and headed out the door. The three men quickly found their way to the house through the storm and into the mudroom. Stripping out of the clothes they could hear Daphne and Hermione and Ron going at it. Following the yelling they entered the living room to find Hermione trying to get into the library.
Placing his fingers to his mouth he gave a high pitched whistle, and shouted, "WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON, HERE?"
His whistle and yelling got everyone to stop and look at him.
"Well?" he asked.
"She's demanding entrance to the family library," Daphne replied.
"Are you a fucking idiot?" Harry asked as he looked at Hermione.
"No!" Hermione replied and then stated, "She won't let us in."
"She has a right not to let you in there. Are you trying to kill yourself?" Harry asked.
"What do you mean kill myself?" Hermione asked.
"That is the Potter family library and you're not a Potter. Only a Potter by blood or marriage can open some of those books or even read them," Harry replied.
"THAT'S NOT RIGHT! KNOWLEDGE SHOULD BE FREELY GIVEN OUT, IT SHOULD NEVER BE HOARDED!"
"HERMIONE!" Sirius shouted out, "You know from my own library at my home, that there are sections of the library closed off to you."
Hermione scrunched her shoulders and nodded her head, "I'm sorry," she replied as she remembered the warnings Sirius had given to everyone.
"THEY MUST BE DARK BOOKS. THEY MUST BE DESTROYED," Molly screeched out.
"Oh, shut your fucking gob," Harry replied and just stared at the woman daring her to pull her wand but finally she relented, and let her arm drop to her side.
"Now as to Dark Books, yes some are, but not all and you have no right to say what I can have in MY family library. It's called a Family Library for a reason. Yes some were brought here from my vaults. Most were bought here in the United States, and a lot of them were bought by my mother," Harry said.
"Don't forget the copies my family gave us," Daphne replied.
Several people gasped at the thought of Lily Potter buying dark books and then Dumbledore butted in again.
"I will need to see them. Some books are illegal to own…"
"Not here in the United States and as a citizen of this country I can own them," Harry snapped as he looked at everyone and then huffed in annoyance.
Lily giggled in her frame as James hugged her with a grin which annoyed Dumbledore who had thought he made sure all portraits of the Potter family had been destroyed but looking around the house he had found pictures he knew he had destroyed but they were here.
"I'll be right back," Harry said as he entered the library and went to the transfiguration section and pulled three books off that he knew were safe as they were from the United States that he had picked up. One was on the Animagus ability and finding your inner animal in 1, 2, 3 steps. The other two were on inanimate to animate and the third was animate to combat. He found a fourth book that was on chess for Ron. Carrying the books out of the library he handed them to his former best friends.
"Hermione, you will enjoy these. I bought them in the Seattle version of Diagon Alley. For some reason they're banned from purchase in the UK. Ron, this one is for you. Now I bid you all good night. Winky will show you to your bedrooms. Tonks, you will be sharing with McGonagall. Hermione and Ginny, you're together. Mr. and Mrs. Weasley will have one of their own. Dumbledore and Moody will have to share. Bill I'm sorry but you will have to share with Ron and Sirius and Remus will share the last room. The elves have set up your rooms and will show you the way when you're ready. All have wood burning stoves and a box full of wood for the night."
Harry then looked at the clock and sighed as it was late and he wouldn't be able to get back into working on the Lancaster so he went to the tv and turned it on. Then he sat down on the couch, reached down into the coffee table and opened the door. The screen on the tv shifted as he pulled out the controller for the Genesis and started 'Pirates Gold,' and started playing the game he had saved.
"Video games? Really you're too old for those," Hermione said.
"Sue me, I am reliving my childhood that was never given me to a MOB that you all follow," Harry replied with a sneer as Daphne sat next to him and started working on her knitting once more.
"I'm sure it wasn't that bad, if it was the headmaster would have removed you," Hermione said.
"Really?" Harry replied as he paused his game, stood up and removed his shirt.
Hermione gasped as she saw the scars that crisscrossed his chest and then he turned around and she saw his back was covered with more.
"It's not as bad as it used to be. Ask Ron he saw how bad they were in the dorms," Harry replied and then realized Ron was engrossed in the chess book.
"Prongslet! Who did that?" Sirius asked as Remus growled in anger.
"The oh so loving people that Dumbfuck you all follow left me with on a cold November morning back in 1981. So… no, I really don't give a flying fuck about that bastard, nor the magical world of the United Kingdom so long as he is still in power there," Harry replied as he pulled his shirt back on.
"Didn't you see the letter I wrote and had printed in the paper?" Daphne asked.
Sirius and Remus both nodded and replied, "We thought it was just lies again."
"Hardly. I had to sit there and hold him while he told me with tears running down both our faces. When Harry fell asleep I vowed vengeance on the two men responsible. You know what happened to Dumbles but Vernon lost everything. He lost his job, he lost his money. He lost the home he had to go into hiding in that Dumbledore rebuilt and most of all he lost his respect of all his former coworkers. He has been on the dole ever since, a thing he despised. I wanted to do more but Harry asked me to stop and leave them alone," Daphne said as she glared at Dumbledore.
Dumbledore fumed as he remembered the letter that had been written and how they bashed him for weeks as he was standing there staring at Harry as he remembered the scars on his weapon, and then said, "You cannot expect us to believe your loving family did that. We do need to get you back home to recharge the blood wards."
Harry stopped, turned and looked at the man in disgust, "Believe or don't believe! I really don't give a flying fuck what you believe because I lived it! As to me going back there; not on the coldest day in hell will I ever go back to that house. And, as I can LEGALLY do magic now, I'd destroy the house even if I own it! It's been in my graciousness that I ALLOW the Dursleys to stay there. Oh and just so you know, Fuckdore, Petunia is not blood kin. She was adopted by the Evens family," replied Harry as he sat down and said, "Dobby."
With a pop, Dobby popped in and asked, "You called Master?"
"Yes, bring me a tray of tumblers and a large bottle of Crown Royal," Harry said.
With a snap of his fingers, the familiar purple bottle appeared, along with the requested crystal tumblers. Harry poured some in two glasses and then handed one to Daphne.
Sirius gestured to the liquor and Harry nodded his head as Dumbles started speaking again.
"What do you mean she was adopted?" Dumbledore asked as Sirius filled some glasses and passed it out to the adults.
"She was adopted when she was six months old. My mother was born two years later," Harry replied.
"Impossible I would have known," Dumbledore said.
"I don't know if you knew or not but I have the papers from the Evens line, and just by fucking looking at them, that they did not look alike. Mum, did you know?" Harry said as he looked at his mother's picture.
"I didn't find out until I was twenty that she was adopted, and by then I didn't care," the portrait of Lily Potter nee Evens replied.
"Why didn't you ever tell me?" Dumbledore asked.
Lily looked at the man in contempt and replied, "Why the hell should I have told you? It's not like I ever trusted you. It's like I never told you I was a Parselmouth as well, because it WAS never any of your business. Now leave my son alone."
"You're a Parselmouth? Mum why didn't you tell me?" Harry asked.
"Never came up and I didn't find out until Daphne mentioned that you were one," Lily said.
"I wonder where it comes from in our background," Harry wondered.
"One of your great-great grandmothers was of Indian descent back in the early 1700s. She married your great-great grandfather when he was deployed to India for the British Army. When he mustered out, he, his wife and their son came back to the United Kingdom. Your great-great grandmother was a witch and you're great-great grandfather was a wizard. Their son and daughter were squibs all the way down to my father. I was the first witch since her and found her books and diaries in the Evan's Vault at Gringotts," Lily said.
"I didn't know," Dumbledore said sadly but inside he was fuming that this mudblood had kept critical information from him.
"Like she said, she didn't trust you. Like I don't," Harry said.
"Nor I, love. He's not trusted by anyone in Slytherin, either. Remember he allowed Draco to walk after he was accused of raping a muggleborn last year," Daphne said.
"There was no proof," Dumbledore replied.
"Oh, there was proof! You just want to redeem the Death Eaters and screw their victims. Just like in the first war. It almost makes me believe he is a dark lord hiding as a light lord," Daphne said.
"I am not a dark lord, everything I do is for the Greater Good," Dumbledore nearly shouted and everyone just looked at him.
Harry watched the man leave and then said, "Yup! A dark lord."
Harry went back to playing his game and sipping his drink as most of the adults wandered out while Hermione and Ron sat and looked at the books Harry had given them. Ginny was still fuming and went to her room to sulk.
Happy popped in and handed him a VCR tape, "The news my lord."
"Thank you. Anything from the DMLE on Snape?" Harry asked.
"No my lord" Happy said.
When Harry did not ask any more questions, Happy popped out.
Harry had paused his game he was playing and got up and slipped the tape into the machine and hit play after changing the station. The news came on from Fairbanks and Harry and Daphne watched it to see what was going on around them and in the greater world. Thirty minutes later it switched to the weather and they found out the storm was huge…
"Harry just where are we?" Hermione asked.
"We are in the Great State of Alaska, the last frontier," Harry replied without giving a location of the house.
When Harry didn't elaborate she stood up and left the room in deep thought.
"Dobby," Harry said softly, and Dobby appeared.
Harry leaned down and whispered, "Go to Dutch Harbor and buy enough King Crab, T-bones, baked potatoes, and the fixings for clam chowder. I want that for tomorrow night's dinner. Make sure Winky and Sherry make lots of fresh butter and bread."
"Right away, Master," Dobby replied and popped away.
"What was that all about," Daphne asked as Sherry popped in with Beth and she started feeding her.
"Dinner for tomorrow night," Harry replied as Lily was soon in his arms with a bottle.
Beth finished first and then it was Cyrus being fed before all three were soon back to sleep and in their cribs.
"You're both naturals at that," Sirius said from his seat.
"Thanks, but you should have seen us at first. We wanted to pull our hair out," Harry replied with a grin.
"We we so glad when they all were on the same time period after the first month. Thank the Goddess for Winky and Sherry," Daphne added.
"Yes, thank the Goddess," Harry replied.
Remus snorted as he took a drink and shook his head, "You know Pads. That reminds me of Prongs and Tiger-Lily after Harry was born."
"Yeah he ran them ragged," Sirius replied with a laugh.
"Ha ha," Harry replied as another bottle appeared.
Harry topped off all their glasses and they sat there drinking and listening to Christmas music as they watched Harry play his game. Eventually Sirius and Remus staggered to bed and then Daphne turned to Harry.
"You know Snape is going to tell Tom," Daphne said.
"I'm counting on it. I've put the wards up to full power and when they try to portkey in, they will slam them into the ground and should hurt some of them or I hope so. I also talked to Vincent Argus at the Seattle DMLE. I told him who I was and showed him pensive memories of the resurrection of Voldemort and he said Horcruxs right away and I nodded but told him they were destroyed by the Goblins. I also mentioned how my OWLs would be recorded to the British Ministry of Magic and expected either Dumbledore or his Order of the Flaming Turkey… which had him laughing loudly or Tom's forces would show up and asked him what my options were. He made me a reserve Auror with the duty to stop any all terrorist who tries to commit terrorism in the United State. Lethal force was allowed. So when he pops in, I'll be ready with my rifle and try and take him out at long range, then close and take the rest out up close if I have too. I won't play Dumbles game of only stunners," Harry replied.
"It sounds like a good plan," Daphne replied.
"You, the children and Winky and Happy will be in the bunker while Dobby and Happy will be watching my back because once I start taking them down. I know Dumbles will try and interfere," Harry replied.
"If Snape is leading them, I want you to promise me one thing," Daphne said.
"And what is that?"
"Make sure you take that bastard out because it will be on his head that Tom found us," Daphne snarled.
"I plan on it," Harry replied and then kissed her before they headed up to bed and the Elves got to work cleaning the house after popping the babies and their cribs into the master bedroom. Once they were in the bedroom, the elves warded the room so no one could get in.
The next four days, the storm ravaged the coast of Alaska, dropping tons of snow on land. The Potters and their unwelcome guests settled into a phony war that had Dumbledore's party splitting at the seams on who to trust. On one side, they had Harry, Daphne, his elves, Sirius, Remus, Bill and Tonks while on the other was Dumbledore, Molly, Ron, Ginny and if he had been there Snape while the rest were neutral. Even Hermione had changed her side when she read 'The Greater Good, Gindelwald and the Nurmengard murders,' and she couldn't ignore it, because of the photographs. She had also seen photos of the concentration camps of Nazi Germany in her history books. Ron was calling Harry a coward because he wouldn't do his supposed job of fighting Tom Riddle but still ate everything in sight including the biscuits and gravy they had most morning and Molly mumbling it wasn't good hardy English food. That led to a huge fight where Harry said he never agreed or was hired to fight Tom and Ron saying it was his duty. This led to Ron being locked in his room until Harry calmed down or risked banishment out into the storm. Ginny just pinned after Harry and glaring at Daphne while mumbling that she stole her Harry.
Molly tried to take over running the house and do the cooking but the elves wouldn't allow that. They had to disarm her and put a silencing charm on her so they could work in peace. She even still tried to destroy the Potter Library and a shock line was placed in front of the door keyed to her magical signature which had Dumbledore quite upset. He also tried to get Harry to drop the anti portkeys so he could port everyone out including the Potters and he wouldn't which set him in another tiff and Harry transformed his clothes into a dipper, t-shirt and stuck a pacifier in his mouth telling him he wanted to act like a baby then he will look like one. Dumbledore just sat on the blanket and glared because the blanket and his arse was stuck there with sticking charms. Morning of the fourth day saw blue sky once more and Harry told his uninvited guest to be prepared to leave by that afternoon.
What no one knew was that the night before, Dobby had popped Vincent Argus into his Hobby shop and asked him about his plan in case Voldemort showed up and Vincent told Harry that there was a Wanted Dead or Alive warrants on all Death Eaters and Voldemort. As a reserve Auror he was duty bound to take them out or capture them. Whichever was safest and to them dead was the safest. He also told him that those kids and his wife were his priorities and not to play games with them, take them down and take them down hard.
At nine am in Seattle, Snape was given a portkey and told never to come back to the United States. He was also told to pass the message on to the rest of his scum buddies and to 'the big scumbag.' that if they stepped into the United States they would be apprehend and executed or killed on sight, the choice was theirs. His portkey was then activated and he was dropped outside Hogwarts, and into the Black Lake.
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Edit By TeNderLoin
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Harry Potter™ is a registered trademark and copyright (©) of J.K. Rowling and all that crap. The only thing mine is the idea and several characters. Everything else is hers including all the money... Damn wish they'd share.